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  • 44 46
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 13, 14 at 5:35pm

    Did he squeeze it until the juice ran down your leg?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 13, 14 at 5:13pm

    Mike went soft.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 21, 14 at 12:16am

    You tried to steal a sign and complaining you got caught? Kids, the whole point is NOT to get kicked out and have the cops called.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 15, 14 at 3:23am

    Next time, give the bouncer a blow job.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by OMFGItsSamm on Feb 15, 14 at 12:47pm

    what? you mean 3 inch glass lemon? I am confuse

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 13, 14 at 7:09am

    Eighty Eight

  • 34 46
    Submitted by OMFGItsSamm on Feb 15, 14 at 12:48pm

    what? you mean 3 inch glass lemon? I am confuse

  • 25 31
    Submitted by daisybear23 on Mar 6, 14 at 4:32am

    This made me laugh so fucking hard.