I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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almost, we slaughtered italians. apparently stereotypical items come gushing out of them like candy in a pinata. i'm covered in gold chains and wifebeaters
Did you pre heat the oven to 450 before you made the pizza in your hair?
Nope! No pizza!
you're a modern day sherlock holmes.
I would say it sounds like you had taco bell. the pizza is probably from a drunken food fight
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Actually you just fucked on top of a pizza you didn't eat.
Wow someone took their genius pills... helvetin idiootti
Fired pizza doesn't belong in your hair!