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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:46pm

    almost, we slaughtered italians. apparently stereotypical items come gushing out of them like candy in a pinata. i'm covered in gold chains and wifebeaters

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Thepresident on Mar 14, 11 at 3:54pm

    Did you pre heat the oven to 450 before you made the pizza in your hair?

  • 48 45
    Submitted by IcedMango on Mar 14, 11 at 9:38pm

    I'm pretending this text is related to the one above it

  • 44 47
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 15, 11 at 3:16am

    I would say it sounds like you had taco bell. the pizza is probably from a drunken food fight

  • 40 39
    Submitted by rikie83 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:34pm

    Nope! No pizza!

  • 38 36
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Mar 14, 11 at 7:51pm

    you're a modern day sherlock holmes.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 14, 11 at 4:12pm

    Actually you just fucked on top of a pizza you didn't eat.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Afuzzyrock on Mar 14, 11 at 3:17pm

    Second

  • 42 58
    Submitted by FirstTroll on Mar 14, 11 at 3:06pm

    First.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Suomen_tytto on Mar 15, 11 at 12:05am

    Wow someone took their genius pills... helvetin idiootti

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    Submitted by rickiescott on Mar 14, 11 at 10:52pm

    Fired pizza doesn't belong in your hair!