Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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Nice... Very south King Co. of you, represent.
I would totally fall prey to that pick-up line. Never hurts to hear something new once in awhile, even if it's weird and doesn't make much sense. XD
worst. pick up line. ever.
Hahaha. I love idiots!
I'd have slapped you for that. Then called my brother and all of my cousins over and have them kick your ass. Not cool.
This is clearly fake... It's from "youth in revolt"
Wow I want to feel your belly button from the inside? Yah you need a new pick up line! I've even heard, I wanna tickel you from the inside! Just as lame
Ive heard worse: Are you rock-staring at me?
ha! "i want to massage your liver from the bottom". - probably about the same response...
That pick up line is both lame and creepy.
and 6:31 What the hell is wrong with you?
Not a bad attempt, really. However, it's all in the delivery. Funny shouldn't be creepy.
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I'd love to get to know you, but I really need to check your temperature first.
that's a beautiful dress, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.
^Don't get your family's ass kicked over your dumb ass.
Try this one: "Want to have breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?" About as original, and about as successful.
Is.. that wrong to say?
So we could sit here and play the flirting game and waste 2-3 hours with seductive smiles and trivial banter or we could skip previews and fast forward right to you trying to catch your breath while being draped in my sheets and sweat....either works for me
haha 10:41-real smooth, i love it
Haha dude that's good
dude thats fucking wierd
wait? so that line DOESNT work?!
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
or maybe you're just easy, 11:48.
That's such a horrible horrible pick up line!
hmmmm....just be genuine. Don't use any of those pick up lines. What ever happened to a hey...how you doing?
Kind of sounds like a line from a Crotchduster song.
Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
What, you don't like pizza?
Best line I have heard and It worked : ) "Baby I just want to see your face when you cum"
I'm glad someone made the NIN reference.
Anyway, personally, that line would have TOTALLY worked on me. I mean you're a total loser, but I'd go home with you.
Jealous much, 12.11?
Totally stole that shit from youth in revolt... Why would you steal a pick up line from a weird teenager who has to create a french alter ego to be bad??
So how did that work out for ya
Actually, that's kinda hot