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  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:42am

    Hahaha. I love idiots!

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:18am

    Nice... Very south King Co. of you, represent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:59pm

    Try this one: "Want to have breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?" About as original, and about as successful.

  • 89 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:52am

    I'd have slapped you for that. Then called my brother and all of my cousins over and have them kick your ass. Not cool.

  • 95 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:55pm

    Is.. that wrong to say?

  • 91 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:06am

    Not a bad attempt, really. However, it's all in the delivery. Funny shouldn't be creepy. I've used... nice shoes, wanna fuck? I'd love to get to know you, but I really need to check your temperature first. that's a beautiful dress, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.

  • 96 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:48pm

    I would totally fall prey to that pick-up line. Never hurts to hear something new once in awhile, even if it's weird and doesn't make much sense. XD

  • 92 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:29pm

    worst. pick up line. ever. really?

  • 91 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:01pm

    dude thats fucking wierd

  • 73 52
    Submitted by blank73 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:29am

    This is clearly fake... It's from "youth in revolt"

  • 93 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm

    Ive heard worse: Are you rock-staring at me?

  • 84 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:26am

    haha 10:41-real smooth, i love it

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:41pm

    Wow I want to feel your belly button from the inside? Yah you need a new pick up line! I've even heard, I wanna tickel you from the inside! Just as lame

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:58am

    ^Don't get your family's ass kicked over your dumb ass.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    Wanna get a pizza and fuck? No! What, you don't like pizza?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:23pm

    So we could sit here and play the flirting game and waste 2-3 hours with seductive smiles and trivial banter or we could skip previews and fast forward right to you trying to catch your breath while being draped in my sheets and sweat....either works for me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:56pm

    I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside

  • 86 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:27pm

    That pick up line is both lame and creepy. and 6:31 What the hell is wrong with you?

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:28pm

    ha! "i want to massage your liver from the bottom". - probably about the same response...

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:00pm

    I'm glad someone made the NIN reference. Anyway, personally, that line would have TOTALLY worked on me. I mean you're a total loser, but I'd go home with you.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:08pm

    That's such a horrible horrible pick up line!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:50am

    hmmmm....just be genuine. Don't use any of those pick up lines. What ever happened to a hey...how you doing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:50am

    Jealous much, 12.11?

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:17pm

    wait? so that line DOESNT work?!

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    Kind of sounds like a line from a Crotchduster song.

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:11am

    or maybe you're just easy, 11:48.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Neruda37 on Mar 19, 10 at 6:27pm

    Totally stole that shit from youth in revolt... Why would you steal a pick up line from a weird teenager who has to create a french alter ego to be bad??

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:28am

    So how did that work out for ya

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:13am

    Best line I have heard and It worked : ) "Baby I just want to see your face when you cum"

  • 43 53
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:32pm

    Haha dude that's good

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Authoress on Oct 20, 10 at 4:49am

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 39 62
    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:37pm

    Actually, that's kinda hot