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  • Nice... Very south King Co. of you, represent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:18am
  • I would totally fall prey to that pick-up line. Never hurts to hear something new once in awhile, even if it's weird and doesn't make much sense. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Hahaha. I love idiots!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:42am
  • worst. pick up line. ever. really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:29pm
  • This is clearly fake... It's from "youth in revolt"

    Submitted by blank73 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:29am
  • Wow I want to feel your belly button from the inside? Yah you need a new pick up line! I've even heard, I wanna tickel you from the inside! Just as lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:41pm
  • I'd have slapped you for that. Then called my brother and all of my cousins over and have them kick your ass. Not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:52am
  • Ive heard worse: Are you rock-staring at me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Not a bad attempt, really. However, it's all in the delivery. Funny shouldn't be creepy. I've used... nice shoes, wanna fuck? I'd love to get to know you, but I really need to check your temperature first. that's a beautiful dress, but it would look so much better on my bedroom floor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:06am
  • ha! "i want to massage your liver from the bottom". - probably about the same response...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:28pm
  • That pick up line is both lame and creepy. and 6:31 What the hell is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:27pm
  • ^Don't get your family's ass kicked over your dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:58am
  • Try this one: "Want to have breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?" About as original, and about as successful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Is.. that wrong to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:55pm
  • So we could sit here and play the flirting game and waste 2-3 hours with seductive smiles and trivial banter or we could skip previews and fast forward right to you trying to catch your breath while being draped in my sheets and sweat....either works for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Haha dude that's good

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:32pm
  • haha 10:41-real smooth, i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:26am
  • dude thats fucking wierd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:01pm
  • wait? so that line DOESNT work?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:17pm
  • I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Wanna get a pizza and fuck? No! What, you don't like pizza?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41pm
  • or maybe you're just easy, 11:48.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:11am
  • I'm glad someone made the NIN reference. Anyway, personally, that line would have TOTALLY worked on me. I mean you're a total loser, but I'd go home with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:00pm
  • That's such a horrible horrible pick up line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:08pm
  • hmmmm....just be genuine. Don't use any of those pick up lines. What ever happened to a hey...how you doing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:50am
  • Best line I have heard and It worked : ) "Baby I just want to see your face when you cum"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:13am
  • Kind of sounds like a line from a Crotchduster song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Jealous much, 12.11?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:50am
  • Totally stole that shit from youth in revolt... Why would you steal a pick up line from a weird teenager who has to create a french alter ego to be bad??

    Submitted by Neruda37 on Mar 19, 10 at 6:27pm
  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Submitted by Authoress on Oct 20, 10 at 4:49am
  • So how did that work out for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:28am
  • Actually, that's kinda hot

    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:37pm