I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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I had this epiphany when I was 12. Nobody was home, so I made a marble cake mix up, grabbed a spatula, sat on the couch, put on some cartoons, and ate the glorious mixture.
I may have to do it again soon. <3
I loved it when I realised there was nothing to stop me eating icecream for every meal. Spectacular.
Nearly cried when I had that beautiful realization.
Awesome. And you spelled epiphany correct while drunk. You are my hero!
You just have to make a distinction between the real martial artists and the fad martial artists - When you know what to look for it only takes 5 minutes of conversation to figure out the difference.
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Since when are height and obesity mutually exclusive, 8:01?
DUDE Betty Crocker's devils cake cake mix. Tastes better than the cake itself, first time I tried it I very nearly came.
...why has this never occured to me?
Oh I wanna do that now
Btw. The OP. Prob isn't overweight. I've done this and I'm 5'11
I had this epiphany just with cookie dough. It really opens your eyes to a world of possibility
No, YOURE (408)
PS i love how the peron put +44 as the area code instead of an area code. I already like you (:
and raw brownie mix is by far the best
OP's weight hasn't peaked yet, though.
WOOOOW, just moved out, huh?
theres types of cake batter/cookie dough that don't need eggs
oh and the cookie dough in the bucket that u put in the fridge is the best idea everrrr.
It makes people look like idiots when they just go 'WOW +44 AWESOME BAND DUDE', even though it gets pointed out over and over and over again, that +44 is the UK, and that it isn't just some douche trying to be down with the kids.
i had a tiffany in my class
every dude-bro these days is an MMA fighter...
I'll be there when your heart stops beating, when your last breaths' taken away.
I drink raw eggs ... I'm a mix martial arts fighter so i always eat raw eggs but yea at first they did make me sick ... But wow ur kinda weird but if ur a giro I would deff eat raw cake off ur pussy (:
12:20 made me squiz my pantz with LOLs
Tapping into the inner fat kid,, wonderfully done but try the suff inside a pumpkin roll it's the shit!!
lmao I do the same thing
This thread inspired me to MAKE homemade yellow cake mix just so I can eat it raw, as well.
In the fridge as we speak.....kdfjalkdf!!
any bets on how much the OP weighs? Over 250 is my guess. How heavy are you, honey?
9:59 +44 is also a fucking awesome band
Mmmm, funfetti cake mix! I'll be eating that tonight;) Had this epiphany years ago lol
eating raw cake and cookie batter makes you sick because of the salmonella from raw eggs. yummy.
Someone just got either their own place or at least out of the house. I remember this moment when it happened to me almost 20 years ago. Freedom and independance are wonderful things...
U must b overweight n alone
umm i think i would let you in fear that if i said no you'd beat me
I thought eating raw cake batter could make you sick?
Yellow cake mix is the best!!! Put it in the fridge for a bit the constancy is a lot less messy that way! :)
That's amazing and 44 as a band sucks some dick
+44 is an area code, twat.