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  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am

    Nearly cried when I had that beautiful realization.

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:43pm

    Awesome. And you spelled epiphany correct while drunk. You are my hero!

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:01pm

    Btw. The OP. Prob isn't overweight. I've done this and I'm 5'11

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    Since when are height and obesity mutually exclusive, 8:01?

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:07pm

    You just have to make a distinction between the real martial artists and the fad martial artists - When you know what to look for it only takes 5 minutes of conversation to figure out the difference.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:07pm

    ...why has this never occured to me? hot. damn.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:49am

    theres types of cake batter/cookie dough that don't need eggs oh and the cookie dough in the bucket that u put in the fridge is the best idea everrrr.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:03pm

    every dude-bro these days is an MMA fighter...

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:08pm

    I had this epiphany when I was 12. Nobody was home, so I made a marble cake mix up, grabbed a spatula, sat on the couch, put on some cartoons, and ate the glorious mixture. I may have to do it again soon. <3

  • 62 67
    Submitted by noninoni on Aug 12, 10 at 7:13am

    DUDE Betty Crocker's devils cake cake mix. Tastes better than the cake itself, first time I tried it I very nearly came.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:32pm

    lmao I do the same thing

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:06pm

    Oh I wanna do that now

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:46am

    I loved it when I realised there was nothing to stop me eating icecream for every meal. Spectacular.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:29pm

    I'll be there when your heart stops beating, when your last breaths' taken away.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:46am

    WOOOOW, just moved out, huh?

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:20 made me squiz my pantz with LOLs

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am

    i had a tiffany in my class

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:59am

    It makes people look like idiots when they just go 'WOW +44 AWESOME BAND DUDE', even though it gets pointed out over and over and over again, that +44 is the UK, and that it isn't just some douche trying to be down with the kids.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:13pm

    any bets on how much the OP weighs? Over 250 is my guess. How heavy are you, honey?

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:55am

    I drink raw eggs ... I'm a mix martial arts fighter so i always eat raw eggs but yea at first they did make me sick ... But wow ur kinda weird but if ur a giro I would deff eat raw cake off ur pussy (:

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:31am

    I had this epiphany just with cookie dough. It really opens your eyes to a world of possibility

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:25pm

    OP's weight hasn't peaked yet, though.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:21pm

    lovesssss it

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:08pm

    No, YOURE (408) PS i love how the peron put +44 as the area code instead of an area code. I already like you (: and raw brownie mix is by far the best

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:09pm

    Mmmm, funfetti cake mix! I'll be eating that tonight;) Had this epiphany years ago lol

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:28pm

    This thread inspired me to MAKE homemade yellow cake mix just so I can eat it raw, as well. In the fridge as we speak.....kdfjalkdf!!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:40am

    I thought eating raw cake batter could make you sick?

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:00pm

    umm i think i would let you in fear that if i said no you'd beat me

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:18pm

    U must b overweight n alone

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:00pm

    Someone just got either their own place or at least out of the house. I remember this moment when it happened to me almost 20 years ago. Freedom and independance are wonderful things...

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:18am

    Tapping into the inner fat kid,, wonderfully done but try the suff inside a pumpkin roll it's the shit!!

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:06am

    9:59 +44 is also a fucking awesome band

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:30am

    Yellow cake mix is the best!!! Put it in the fridge for a bit the constancy is a lot less messy that way! :)

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am

    That's amazing and 44 as a band sucks some dick

    • 48 67
      Submitted by noninoni on Aug 12, 10 at 7:14am

      +44 is an area code, twat.

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:48am

    eating raw cake and cookie batter makes you sick because of the salmonella from raw eggs. yummy.