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  • I had this epiphany when I was 12. Nobody was home, so I made a marble cake mix up, grabbed a spatula, sat on the couch, put on some cartoons, and ate the glorious mixture. I may have to do it again soon. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:08pm
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  • I loved it when I realised there was nothing to stop me eating icecream for every meal. Spectacular.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:46am
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  • Nearly cried when I had that beautiful realization.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am
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  • Awesome. And you spelled epiphany correct while drunk. You are my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:43pm
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  • You just have to make a distinction between the real martial artists and the fad martial artists - When you know what to look for it only takes 5 minutes of conversation to figure out the difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:07pm
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  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm
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  • Since when are height and obesity mutually exclusive, 8:01?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:56pm
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  • DUDE Betty Crocker's devils cake cake mix. Tastes better than the cake itself, first time I tried it I very nearly came.

    Submitted by noninoni on Aug 12, 10 at 7:13am
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  • ...why has this never occured to me? hot. damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • Oh I wanna do that now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:06pm
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  • Btw. The OP. Prob isn't overweight. I've done this and I'm 5'11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:01pm
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  • OP's weight hasn't peaked yet, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:25pm
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  • I had this epiphany just with cookie dough. It really opens your eyes to a world of possibility

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:31am
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  • No, YOURE (408) PS i love how the peron put +44 as the area code instead of an area code. I already like you (: and raw brownie mix is by far the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:08pm
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  • theres types of cake batter/cookie dough that don't need eggs oh and the cookie dough in the bucket that u put in the fridge is the best idea everrrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:49am
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  • i had a tiffany in my class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am
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  • WOOOOW, just moved out, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:46am
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  • It makes people look like idiots when they just go 'WOW +44 AWESOME BAND DUDE', even though it gets pointed out over and over and over again, that +44 is the UK, and that it isn't just some douche trying to be down with the kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:59am
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  • every dude-bro these days is an MMA fighter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:03pm
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  • I'll be there when your heart stops beating, when your last breaths' taken away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:29pm
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  • I drink raw eggs ... I'm a mix martial arts fighter so i always eat raw eggs but yea at first they did make me sick ... But wow ur kinda weird but if ur a giro I would deff eat raw cake off ur pussy (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:55am
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  • 12:20 made me squiz my pantz with LOLs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:33pm
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  • Tapping into the inner fat kid,, wonderfully done but try the suff inside a pumpkin roll it's the shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:18am
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  • lmao I do the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:32pm
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  • This thread inspired me to MAKE homemade yellow cake mix just so I can eat it raw, as well. In the fridge as we speak.....kdfjalkdf!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:28pm
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  • any bets on how much the OP weighs? Over 250 is my guess. How heavy are you, honey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:13pm
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  • lovesssss it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:21pm
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  • 9:59 +44 is also a fucking awesome band

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:06am
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  • Mmmm, funfetti cake mix! I'll be eating that tonight;) Had this epiphany years ago lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:09pm
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  • eating raw cake and cookie batter makes you sick because of the salmonella from raw eggs. yummy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:48am
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  • Someone just got either their own place or at least out of the house. I remember this moment when it happened to me almost 20 years ago. Freedom and independance are wonderful things...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • U must b overweight n alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:18pm
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  • umm i think i would let you in fear that if i said no you'd beat me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:00pm
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  • I thought eating raw cake batter could make you sick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:40am
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  • Yellow cake mix is the best!!! Put it in the fridge for a bit the constancy is a lot less messy that way! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:30am
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  • That's amazing and 44 as a band sucks some dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am
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