They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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If only you would have tried to turn your brain on first
Poking your stomach enough to bruise probably didn't help up your vomiting.
blond boyfriend caused the stomach bruise?