after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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ohmygod definately marry him. i did not know we had such quality guys in the 518!
you cream? like a bitch?
haha yeahhhhh clifton park
11:42 is right. This guy is my hero.
this is what dreams are made of..
I once gave a guy morning oral and thanked him for breakfast. Close?
Marry him, now, you lucky bitch.
This guy inspires me to be a better man.
@ 12:02 I sure hope no one is out there eating cock.
im so excited to use this
if a girl blew me for breakfast....so what? Thats what they do, its why they are called cumdumsters. This is by any means out of disrespect, its just how the game its played.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a man like this
Breakfast of champions.
12:02 so what?
OP - Is this all it takes to impress a woman these days?
not only sex on the first date, but a sleepover. that's unexpected and very sexy. he knew how to end it so he'll be getting calls from her now. haha what a fucking G. Well, it would have been more G to get morning head and cream on her but this is good too
There are alot of quality guys in the 518. You just gotta search for us! and Jillians, Pure, Plastic or any of those Albany Shitholes are NOT the place to look for us!! haha
I already love this guy. And love to get/give morning oral
if i were him i'd eat, get head, then run...
he better wash up and brush his teeth or else everyone at work will be smiling...
This sounds very similar to a previous tfln.
" sorry to dine and dash...."
yeah this happened to me once, cept instead of eating her out i blew a load in the face of her sleeping 6 year old brother and slowly crept out the door - needless to say, there was no second date
@12:05 Me too!!
@12:09 I agree, wtf? @12:02
Gotta love a good slut. She must've been a good one or he wouldn't have even stayed the night.
People wonder why we turn lesbians.
I think I know this dude. He used this line on me last week....
gave it up on the first date! nice girl
^^^ It wasn't cock.... think harder. Think... salad.
12:18...teach my boyfriend. Tell him I promise not to kick him. It's a good kind of startled.
in 518 more than one guy used this line on me. That was years ago, It's gotta be standard by now
Hmm, less "Good Night" than "Good Morning"...
You are one lucky bitch, you need to freaking marry this dude!
no no no 11:38. He played it perfectly... he will be getting more then just a 2nd date
all men need to be EXACTLY like this one.
I wait for the day this happens to me.
Dine and dash!!
I love waking my girl up like that
Nice freudian slip there 12:20
lock that tongue down, girl
I love waking up a girl that way...
Except for when it startles them too much and I get kicked in the teeth...
This is sad because this was a TFLN way at the beginning. Way to be origional.
So true about Jillian's. Or anywhere near Lark Street. No thank you.
1145 - i say that too!
that's so great hahaha he's the man