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  • ohmygod definately marry him. i did not know we had such quality guys in the 518!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am
  • 11:38 you cream? like a bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:46am
  • 11:42 is right. This guy is my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:02pm
  • haha yeahhhhh clifton park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:41pm
  • this is what dreams are made of..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:18pm
  • I once gave a guy morning oral and thanked him for breakfast. Close?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:31am
  • Marry him, now, you lucky bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26am
  • This guy inspires me to be a better man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:20pm
  • im so excited to use this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:32am
  • @ 12:02 I sure hope no one is out there eating cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • if a girl blew me for breakfast....so what? Thats what they do, its why they are called cumdumsters. This is by any means out of disrespect, its just how the game its played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:20am
  • Breakfast of champions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:45am
  • 12:02 so what? OP - Is this all it takes to impress a woman these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:48pm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a man like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • not only sex on the first date, but a sleepover. that's unexpected and very sexy. he knew how to end it so he'll be getting calls from her now. haha what a fucking G. Well, it would have been more G to get morning head and cream on her but this is good too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:38am
  • if i were him i'd eat, get head, then run... he better wash up and brush his teeth or else everyone at work will be smiling...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:35am
  • There are alot of quality guys in the 518. You just gotta search for us! and Jillians, Pure, Plastic or any of those Albany Shitholes are NOT the place to look for us!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I already love this guy. And love to get/give morning oral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Haha nice

    Submitted by aahendy004 on Apr 24, 11 at 12:27am
  • This sounds very similar to a previous tfln. " sorry to dine and dash...."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:21pm
  • yeah this happened to me once, cept instead of eating her out i blew a load in the face of her sleeping 6 year old brother and slowly crept out the door - needless to say, there was no second date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • @12:05 Me too!! @12:09 I agree, wtf? @12:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:12pm
  • People wonder why we turn lesbians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:06am
  • Gotta love a good slut. She must've been a good one or he wouldn't have even stayed the night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:37pm
  • ^^^ It wasn't cock.... think harder. Think... salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:37pm
  • gave it up on the first date! nice girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:36am
  • I think I know this dude. He used this line on me last week....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:19pm
  • in 518 more than one guy used this line on me. That was years ago, It's gotta be standard by now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 12:18...teach my boyfriend. Tell him I promise not to kick him. It's a good kind of startled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:48pm
  • no no no 11:38. He played it perfectly... he will be getting more then just a 2nd date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:42am
  • Hmm, less "Good Night" than "Good Morning"... You are one lucky bitch, you need to freaking marry this dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:45am
  • I wait for the day this happens to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:27am
  • all men need to be EXACTLY like this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Fucking classssyyy!!!

    Submitted by jboyy69969 on May 25, 11 at 11:53pm
  • I love waking my girl up like that

    Submitted by azalus on Mar 4, 10 at 5:51am
  • Dine and dash!!

    Submitted by nwordrules on Apr 1, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Nice freudian slip there 12:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:46am
  • This is sad because this was a TFLN way at the beginning. Way to be origional.

    Submitted by brifol77 on Apr 17, 10 at 11:39pm
  • I love waking up a girl that way... Except for when it startles them too much and I get kicked in the teeth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:18pm
  • lock that tongue down, girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:01pm
  • So true about Jillian's. Or anywhere near Lark Street. No thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:54am
  • 1145 - i say that too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:35pm
  • that's so great hahaha he's the man

    Submitted by shortybk26 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:07am