I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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lmao at people thinking op woke up to a delicious salad for lunch
In Soviet Russia, salad tosses YOU!!!!
what's wrong with that? at least you have salad for breakfast
2:31, i dont think 10 year olds are supposed to be on this site.
7:50, I just got back from a trip to Birmingham to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Everybody had on leather coats and the girls wore heels and carried purses. That part of the city was very clean and had a few hundred sky scrapers. Medium-sized city.
-Huntsville (The Rocket City), Alabama
hopefully that person didn't find any croutons. Cleanliness is happiness
Thats fucking gross.
I bet someone was literally tossing his:her salad (the kind with lettuce and tomatoes and what not) but he/she is trying to be funny/make people think his/her life is exciting.
I am female and I love to get my salad tossed. It's awesome. If u haven't had it done. Try it, u will like it. I like it in my ass. Anal beads rock too!! Me and my boyfriend do all the above. It rocks!!!!!!
2:53 its cause you never had your asshole licked. jealous
... This is why my boyfriend and I agreed the second time we were in bed together that ass play is a no. I mean really... who wants to lick fecal matter? Ew. Just.... Ew.
2:16: definitely but I think she said head not ears! Damn!
only the dirtiest of the dirty wish to lick fetal matter, dear anon. only the dirtiest.
I really just don't understand the pleasure people find in that.
Feels better when you put a fireball up there and your mate tosses your salad until the fireball is gone. :)
These yakov smirnoff jokes are getting ridiculos...
It's ok I'm sure their was a good reason,,
IN RUSSIA THE SALAD TOSSES YOU
It's one if the best feeling things you can get!! What's a fireball?
for all you people who don't know what tossing a salad is...it when someone is giving your asshole head. so yes...its nasty!
309, I think you mean 'fecal' matter....at least I really hope so
Rollin mutha fuckin tide!!!!!
Hetero - Hot. Homo- not
You all need to learn what tossing salad means
Yum. I love tossing salad
That seems like a decent thing to wake up to.
Lol this is hiliarious
Is there a double meaning to that
Oh that's when you stick your legs behind your ears and someone licks your asshole.
That would be awesome. Chicks who lick ass are the best.
woof, that is fucking gross
watch out for 309, they'll eat your babies!
Only in cousin fucking Alabama. Hook em horns!
Ha way to keep it classy Birmingham!
"Birmingham Metro Area. No rednecks here."
1042...hot is hot bro
I am a female and recently had my salad tossed by my boyfriend for the first time. I was skeptical at first, but once he did it, i didn't want him to stop. It feels so good and it is unlike any other oral stimulation i have ever experienced. i dont think that i would ever return the favor for him, but i dont mind him doing it on me atall ;)
Fireball guy you def need to try it with tabasco or tapatio sauce. Not for the faint of heart though, toss with caution
U shouldn't even b on this site!!!!!!