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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:12pm

    lmao at people thinking op woke up to a delicious salad for lunch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:31pm

    In Soviet Russia, salad tosses YOU!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:30pm

    hopefully that person didn't find any croutons. Cleanliness is happiness

  • 96 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:54pm

    2:31, i dont think 10 year olds are supposed to be on this site.

  • 99 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:05pm

    what's wrong with that? at least you have salad for breakfast

  • 89 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:06pm

    2:53 its cause you never had your asshole licked. jealous

  • 80 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:12am

    Thats fucking gross.

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:21pm

    I am female and I love to get my salad tossed. It's awesome. If u haven't had it done. Try it, u will like it. I like it in my ass. Anal beads rock too!! Me and my boyfriend do all the above. It rocks!!!!!!

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    That seems like a decent thing to wake up to.

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am

    7:50, I just got back from a trip to Birmingham to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Everybody had on leather coats and the girls wore heels and carried purses. That part of the city was very clean and had a few hundred sky scrapers. Medium-sized city. -Huntsville (The Rocket City), Alabama -(256)

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:24pm

    2:16: definitely but I think she said head not ears! Damn!

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:09pm

    Oh that's when you stick your legs behind your ears and someone licks your asshole.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:49am

    I bet someone was literally tossing his:her salad (the kind with lettuce and tomatoes and what not) but he/she is trying to be funny/make people think his/her life is exciting.

  • 89 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:05pm

    These yakov smirnoff jokes are getting ridiculos...

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:06am

    ... This is why my boyfriend and I agreed the second time we were in bed together that ass play is a no. I mean really... who wants to lick fecal matter? Ew. Just.... Ew.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:34pm

    Feels better when you put a fireball up there and your mate tosses your salad until the fireball is gone. :)

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:09pm

    You all need to learn what tossing salad means

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41pm

    Rollin mutha fuckin tide!!!!!

  • 86 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:03pm

    IN RUSSIA THE SALAD TOSSES YOU

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:43pm

    It's one if the best feeling things you can get!! What's a fireball?

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:53pm

    I really just don't understand the pleasure people find in that.

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:06pm

    It's ok I'm sure their was a good reason,,

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:55am

    309, I think you mean 'fecal' matter....at least I really hope so

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:52am

    Lol this is hiliarious

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:56pm

    for all you people who don't know what tossing a salad is...it when someone is giving your asshole head. so yes...its nasty!

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:56pm

    Ha way to keep it classy Birmingham!

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:37pm

    That would be awesome. Chicks who lick ass are the best.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:09am

    only the dirtiest of the dirty wish to lick fetal matter, dear anon. only the dirtiest.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:16am

    Yum. I love tossing salad

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10pm

    woof, that is fucking gross

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:44pm

    1042...hot is hot bro

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:28am

    U shouldn't even b on this site!!!!!!

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:02pm

    Only in cousin fucking Alabama. Hook em horns!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:28pm

    "Birmingham Metro Area. No rednecks here." lmao

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:06pm

    Is there a double meaning to that

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:42pm

    Hetero - Hot. Homo- not

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:09am

    I am a female and recently had my salad tossed by my boyfriend for the first time. I was skeptical at first, but once he did it, i didn't want him to stop. It feels so good and it is unlike any other oral stimulation i have ever experienced. i dont think that i would ever return the favor for him, but i dont mind him doing it on me atall ;)

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:58am

    Fireball guy you def need to try it with tabasco or tapatio sauce. Not for the faint of heart though, toss with caution

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:45pm

    watch out for 309, they'll eat your babies!