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  • As both a recovering ninja and drug addict, I approve that message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:07pm
  • haha, I actually think that was really clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:57pm
  • hahaha, i get the green bikini girl also - sweet essay... and pirate ninjas/ninja pirates own everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 3:33, you are my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:38am
  • i knew as soon as i saw this that it would be north carolina. whoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:27am
  • It's totally a guy in the AA ad, the person touching the shirt has nailpolish on, and the person wearing the shirt has no boobs. Not like any of the other AA models do.. but still.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:21am
  • 2:27AM, that was hilarious and I'm sorry no one has pointed that out yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:28pm
  • And this is why Charlotte Meck school system sucks; kids relating ninjas to drug addicts when we all know that....ninjas > drug addicts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:52pm
  • everyone in the american apparel ads look like they could pass as a man or woman, their choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:49pm
  • gordon in the corduroy pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:09pm
  • u r the best teacher ever!

    Submitted by gasm_209 on Feb 4, 10 at 2:10pm
  • gordon in the corduroy pants. freaking flesh colored pants too. ugh. I hate the American Apparel ads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:20am
  • hahah that's so wicked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:24am
  • 8:44 all tfln don't HAVE to be about squirting and drunken anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:05am
  • Does the same go for pirates?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:26pm
  • the thermocramatic man lady is absolutely disgusting. American Apparel is also extremely overpriced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:07pm
  • more like canada 12:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:17am
  • 9:13 you must be a pissed off NY fan. how does 2nd place feel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 240 awesome south park reference

    Submitted by rubberchicken on Mar 23, 10 at 11:34pm
  • pirates are better than ninjas but ninjas alone are badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:16pm
  • epic. how old is this student?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:28pm
  • ha nice lol sounds like something id write

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:50pm
  • The thermochromatic shirt is all fail. Hypercolour (or color, depending on your geographical location) invented that technology and flooded the world with it nearly 20 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Tell us which day you went to school and we might be able to work it out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:27am
  • Every1 gets thermo-shirty things and bikini girls... My adds says "disco pants." does that make me lucky?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:45am
  • I wanna read this paper, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:25pm
  • wow. that is actually very clever. i would like to read this paper if it really was an A paper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:44pm
  • im getting tired of the goddam thermochromatic shirt manlady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:31pm
  • I bet he was a CMS student.

    Submitted by ColemanMusic on Feb 27, 10 at 6:00pm
  • ^ OK, new england.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:39am
  • please post this essay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:29pm
  • need more teachers like you in the world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Hm. I had a teacher like this in seventh grade. He got arrested this year for molesting little boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:55am
  • I wish all teachers were like you

    Submitted by OnlyMakingItTo3B on Jan 26, 10 at 1:15am
  • thermochromatic lady has a moustache.............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Sounds like Ms. Soesbee! XP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:19am
  • is tht a man in the thermochromatic shirt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:46pm
  • This is my area code and school system... Sure as hell not my teacher. I wanna have this person, fuck AP English

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:33pm
  • this makes me proud of CMS, i just hope this wasnt one of the teachers who got fired cus we're broke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Hypercolor shirts were not lame back then. Everyone had them. They kept working as long as you didn't dry them. Throw them in the dryer once, and they were done for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:41pm
  • dude didnt they make thermochromatic shirts in the 80s and it was a massive failure? just cause you use shemales to model them now doesnt mean theyre gonna sell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:17pm
  • 5:02AM, and I'll assume you're one of those students who bought your essays and has no idea how to think outside the box. I'd give a kid an A if the argument was logical and it was well written...more so if it was actually creative and not just another cookie cutter boring paper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:32am
  • google "funny exams" and post a pic. whole website dedicated to shit like this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:31pm
  • mrs. deal? is that you? ahhhhh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:52pm
  • ill bet this teacher will wind up fucking this student in his senior year....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:59am
  • charlotte be reppin. move to rdu and be my teacher please.

    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Jun 18, 11 at 11:51am
  • 8:38 - at least it's a chick in a bikini, i got the fucking man-lady thermochromatic thing....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Cold tits and hot box?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:04am
  • Why can't more teachers be like you???!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Yes, yes they did. I think thermochromatic just bought a time machine. Next they'll 'invent' the rubix cube but they'll give it a really cool name like 'cubomatic'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:41pm
  • yeah i gag every time i see it 8:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:31pm
  • where can i get a copy of that paper???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 9:35am
  • That t shirt would be so stupid. There was one like it when I was about in fourth grade and the armpits would always be a different color and same with the boobs. People called this girl "cold tits" because her boobs always had less heat. hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:02am
  • If the shirt is on you and set off by body heat, wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 8:35 that was my first thought when I saw it too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Lucky me! I got the deals under $5, $10, $15 ad. Those pictures are pretty creepy, but they beat Abercrombe & Fitch drug addled morons any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:31pm
  • BEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY TEACHER!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:10pm
  • HOW DO I REACH THESE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:40am
  • I'd give that an A+ too, if it was written well. The creativity would get an A+ off the bat. At least it'd be an interesting read. Nowadays kids get preached to write for the standardized tests, and I've found that some of my professors give better grades if you pander to their interests. >< Screwy system.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:53pm
  • holy shit 10:19 NORTH MECK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:55pm
  • 2:28 Thank you very much. So hard to get that well-deserved pat on the back around here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 950 (1) she bothers me the most..might as well open the shirt all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:55pm
  • lmao damn where were u when i was in school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:22am
  • becauseiamanasshole dot com

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:14am
  • haha 9:17 ftw and yes they did, hypercolor. it was lame then and is lame now. didnt they stop working after like 3 washes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:23pm
  • First 8:25, too bad you didn't have a good teacher to teach you the difference between "you're" and "your". And screw that manlady, I too hate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:49pm
  • YES!!! Haha, I wish I could read the essay... :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Wow I wish I had a teacher like that :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Herein lies the reasoning behind myself graduating from CMS Schools (704)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:30pm
  • we will hear it on the news, her husband will murder her or her 17 year old student lover after he finds out about the affair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:11am
  • I'm going to assume you're one of those teachers that bought their credentials and has no idea how to teach...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:02am
  • FIRST YAYYAYAAYAYAYAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:26pm
  • You're the best teacher, possibly ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:32pm
  • What about that chick with no boobs and a open collar shirt...or is that a dude too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:50pm
  • pics of this essay or you're full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I want to read this essay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 5:02 its probably some fat north carolina girl with 3 kids already at the age of 26 who doesnt really give a shit about homework because she needs to go out and party and score some blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:54am
  • how is this a text from last night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:44am
  • You're a fucken great teacher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:14pm
  • what would the thermochromatic shirt look like if you sweat excessively....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • YAY CMS TEACHERS!! Where were you when I was still a student in CMS and why were you not grading my papers???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:20pm
  • I WANT YOU AS MY TEACHER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:20am
  • 11:55 - hellz yeah! Noooooorf!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:21pm
  • How do I graded paper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:58am
  • Boston is the worst place ever. worst place to live, terrible people, shitty teams. bunch of fucking retards who have the worst accent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:13pm
  • 8:26 is saying fail about himself. fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:27pm
  • 2:55- are you from wi? cause then we probably had the same teacher haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24am
  • 835 is colorblind...its a yellow bikini

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I hate american apparel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:52pm