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  • Submitted by dadx2 on Jun 22, 11 at 11:59am

    "I want to be a home-wrecker, but I don't want any responsibility for wrecking your home."

  • Submitted by huggybehr on Jun 22, 11 at 11:52am

    Clinton mode ENGAGE

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      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 22, 11 at 3:55pm

      Hahahahaha dude...yes!

  • Submitted by kicksave1980 on Jun 22, 11 at 9:46pm

    I'm a guy but I don't really get the whole "homewrecker" thing. The home is being wrecked by the one who is cheating, not the one who is making it available.

  • Submitted by Supermenace on Jun 22, 11 at 12:02pm

    Men don't leave wives for high traffic whores like yourself, OP. However, you will be highly instrumental in the destruction of his marriage after he passes the herp that you gave him onto his wife.

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    Submitted by Ballslap on Jun 22, 11 at 11:56am

    Just say "I'm a huge whore", he'll get the idea.

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    Submitted by tlaloc995 on Jun 22, 11 at 11:56am

    "Im a slut" should work for you

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    Submitted by Phys on Jun 22, 11 at 2:30pm

    "I'm a whore who is dumb enough to think you would leave your wife for me"

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    Submitted by alal6882 on Jun 22, 11 at 8:14pm

    All guys do not cheat. Do a lot of guys cheat, yes, but so do a lot of girls. Don't be mad because no one is stupid enough to actually date you and they only use you for sex!

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    Submitted by mimo14 on Jun 22, 11 at 3:36pm

    I hope both op and cheating dick die before passing on their horrible morals to any children. "Funny" or not, scum like this are a great deal of what's wrong with society today.

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jun 22, 11 at 2:18pm

    Be the bigger person and tell his wife gently. She's gonna kick your ass cuz you're a huge cunt but it'll be better than her finding out on her own.

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    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 22, 11 at 1:03pm

    How about "I'm a whore and a home-wrecker with serious daddy issues, but I dont want any responsibility for the damage I cause"

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 22, 11 at 1:20pm

    Just as you wrote it, less the question marks. Thank you sweety.

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    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 22, 11 at 4:03pm

    "Hi, my name's Leanne Rimes". Should do.

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    Submitted by karenina on Jun 22, 11 at 11:55pm

    Facebook: "if you're dating a married man that makes you a slut not a girlfriend"

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    Submitted by noninoni on Jun 23, 11 at 6:42pm

    when you find out, please tell me!

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    Submitted by doctorwho4 on Jun 22, 11 at 8:33pm

    You say: "if you're ever single again please let me to be the first to know". Them after a pause, where he assure you he definitely will say: "I'm available anytime if you wanna do what most married guys do. I really want you."

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    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 22, 11 at 9:31pm

    Pb: you've got to be like 12 to think that was a novel thing to so. Idiot.

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    Submitted by jpjb on Jun 23, 11 at 10:53pm

    Theres no correct way to phrase that y dont u go for a dude thats not married or in a committed relationship instead?? Less bullshot that way

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    Submitted by adams421 on Jun 23, 11 at 2:29pm

    Pb: maybe that means you need yo lose some weight, cause maybe your man, or previous man, couldnt handle your fat ass on top of him, or couldnt find the hole, one.... But by all means, there are a lot if great guys out there... More women cheat than men so keep that in mind

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    Submitted by Supermenace on Jun 23, 11 at 9:36am

    How the fuck would you know a fucking thing about women, pbro? You fucking mutant.

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    Submitted by pey0te on Jun 23, 11 at 4:17am

    just kill yourself and save everyone a lot of trouble, slut.

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    Submitted by brandyraynae on Jun 25, 11 at 2:59am

    Slut

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    Submitted by enjoyingit on Jun 22, 11 at 7:54pm

    R.S., The answer will be NO.

  • Submitted by pbro on Jun 22, 11 at 6:28pm

    You people are rediculous. Show of hands, how many people on this comment thread are fat bitches who have had their husband cheat on them with a hot 20-something. Yea all of you! Men cheat, ALL MEN! Don't like it? Become a lesbo!