What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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"I want to be a home-wrecker, but I don't want any responsibility for wrecking your home."
Clinton mode ENGAGE
I'm a guy but I don't really get the whole "homewrecker" thing. The home is being wrecked by the one who is cheating, not the one who is making it available.
"Im a slut" should work for you
"I'm a whore who is dumb enough to think you would leave your wife for me"
Men don't leave wives for high traffic whores like yourself, OP. However, you will be highly instrumental in the destruction of his marriage after he passes the herp that you gave him onto his wife.
Just say "I'm a huge whore", he'll get the idea.
Just as you wrote it, less the question marks. Thank you sweety.
I hope both op and cheating dick die before passing on their horrible morals to any children. "Funny" or not, scum like this are a great deal of what's wrong with society today.
"Hi, my name's Leanne Rimes". Should do.
Be the bigger person and tell his wife gently. She's gonna kick your ass cuz you're a huge cunt but it'll be better than her finding out on her own.
All guys do not cheat. Do a lot of guys cheat, yes, but so do a lot of girls. Don't be mad because no one is stupid enough to actually date you and they only use you for sex!
How about "I'm a whore and a home-wrecker with serious daddy issues, but I dont want any responsibility for the damage I cause"
Theres no correct way to phrase that y dont u go for a dude thats not married or in a committed relationship instead?? Less bullshot that way
Pb: maybe that means you need yo lose some weight, cause maybe your man, or previous man, couldnt handle your fat ass on top of him, or couldnt find the hole, one.... But by all means, there are a lot if great guys out there... More women cheat than men so keep that in mind
when you find out, please tell me!
How the fuck would you know a fucking thing about women, pbro? You fucking mutant.
You say: "if you're ever single again please let me to be the first to know". Them after a pause, where he assure you he definitely will say: "I'm available anytime if you wanna do what most married guys do. I really want you."
Pb: you've got to be like 12 to think that was a novel thing to so. Idiot.
Facebook: "if you're dating a married man that makes you a slut not a girlfriend"
You people are rediculous. Show of hands, how many people on this comment thread are fat bitches who have had their husband cheat on them with a hot 20-something. Yea all of you! Men cheat, ALL MEN! Don't like it? Become a lesbo!
just kill yourself and save everyone a lot of trouble, slut.
R.S., The answer will be NO.