he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Super fat. And don't sugar-coat it, cause you'll eat that too.
You are my new hero. I cried with laughter from reading this.
i love you
Being fat = fail... Finding someone who will stil. " attempt " to finger you even when you at so fat = success.
This is funny because you're fat!!
8:09 granted guys may be inept at all things women related, but the very fact that she has rolls (plural version of roll. Meaning two or more) signifies that she is a fatty mcfatkins. This isn't kist a little muffin top.
Hmm rolls? As in plural?! Yes you are VERY fat
Yes you are.
That or he didn't know what the hell he was doing. Either way, run!
It sounds like ur fat... Then again guys have trouble finding a clit( front and center) and bras clasps are overwhelming to them. I have been with a guy who thought a yelp in pain was really me getting off. So you might not be.
I think you need to find better guys. No guy i've ever been with had trouble finding a clit or undoing a bras. I've had some pretty bad guys....
No one is THAT fat!! He is an idiot or he was wasted beyond belief.
Apparently you are
In soviet Russia finger is fat
Well I would say you are if you have rolls.
If I was a chick I would finger myself 24/7
Well, he's the dumbass! Honey you're not the loser!
Ummm I think she needs to lose some weight, don't encourage the fatties!
Not you fat Jesus!
apparently yes. But dont feel bad. At least your getting some :)
If you were laying down and not sitting and you still have some rolls..yes, you are fat.
In soviet Russia car drives on fat people
Haha to radaradarada
If you have stomach rolls then YES you are fat
You go, fat girl!
OMG similar thing happened with my friend LOL:D we were at a party and a guy asked her to dance and he started fingering her bellybutton on the dancefloor... she freaked out and we left:D:D
Fat girls need love too.... But they gotta pay!!
You tell 'em 12:43! Oh and call me! Two one four- four five seven - one seven seven four
if you really have to ask...yes...yes you are....
Doesn't matter how fat u are! If u can get dick then good for u!
Think fat and go fatter yes u are
penis and vagina
No one is really dumb enough to post that...
Yes you are
First time ive ever said fake, this could never happen, high, drunk or whatever this wouldnt happen
"GET IN MA' BELLYY!!"
oh wow. my friend and i always joke about this happening to our fat friend. never thought it was possible.
You should be ashamed of yourself fatty
to distract urself from this utter fail, do u want a donut?
Hahaha well d'oh! Obviously u r! Lose some weight u heffa!
Texas just gets a bad rap of being fat because of the stupid 400 lb. mexicans that invade and take our jobs/welfare money...
This is disgusting that man is an idiot for getting a fat chick
hahaha fat chicks
I did not need to know you were so fat.
and your point is?
Yes I believe u are
Fake. In soviet russia, post are original and funny.
Love handles, Just as good as genetalia ;)
yes. just stop eating. children in africa need some food too fatty.
Yea ur a fat slutty bitch, u prob are soooo ugly too
ha it makes me laugh how you insult others to make yourself feel better? grow the fuck upppp.
8:50 point taken
he probably thought "hmm might as well fuck my fat chick and get it off the list" but when the moment came he didn't even wanna touch your vag...like everyone else
Rattle rattle rattle, here come the cattle! Phi MOO!!!
802 i wish I had friends as nice and wondeful as you......
Maybe he wuz hungry n wuz tryin to eat the jelly in ur rolls
In soviet russia fingers fuck rolls
NEWSFLASH!!!! This just out, If you have rolls of fat on your stomach then yes retard you are fat!
I'm scared to see how fat she is D:
In soviet Russia rolls finger you!
damn. u honestly gotta ask? quit it kuz ul only get ur feelings hurt. som questions r best left unanswered.......
In Russia you finger your mum then sanchez your dad.then finger yourself.
Either that or he was way too drunk !!!
Yes very fat
No in sunny side Florida rolls finger russia
It is if you are f a t or he is g a y
Did he fuck your fat too?!
Omg why was that even a question? Obviously you are fat. Go for a run (or one hundred) then maybe he will be able to tell the differencd btw your vag and stomach. Eww
6:46. Nope. You get a bad rap cuz everyone there is obese.
This suggests to me your fat rolls were moist too.. I am sickened.
HAHAHA fat whores are funny
Apparently..........you are. Someone get this bitch some flower!!!
My responce to that? Well I wouldn't let you ontop:D
Just roll yourself in flour and tell him to find the Wet spot.
either yer fat or his arms were just tooo short
Fat girlz need luv 2! Some like to give it in the stomach haha!
Keegan Leah Kelley Harroz?
yes far to fat
Everything is bigger in Texas, right? Well if you like the Dallas cowboys you are fat and stupid, too!
This is why you never hook up with someone who has the spins.
I hate it when people complain about being fat. It's no one's fault but your own, you decided to sit on the couch all day and eat McDonald's. Use your weekly $50 twinkie budget for a gym membership instead.
fat rolls are horizontal
vag is vertical
If you have rolls, your fat sweetie
Yea you are
That's pretty bad..
i'd have to say yeah you are
Cause this is fake as shit
Do fat people have cupcakes inside them?
someone make it a law, if you got stomach rolls u aint allowed to fuck, or take ur shirt off!!!
I want to fuck a fat chick in her belly button. Any volunteers?
In soviet Russia we finger moms with stomach rolls
I wanna rub a fat guys nipples
Not_texan, you fucking retard. You can't even spell definite correctly. Not all texans are fat, asshole.
You fucked up!
I like fingering my vagina fat rolls
This is a repeat. Wth -_-
this isnt fake so you can suck ittt ;) this is what you call what happens when your drunk.
Wow. I'm glad I'm not that fat.
that just happened.
I'd take that! ffm priapus
If he fingered a fat roll, then yes u r u tubby bitch!
Do this all the time
Yes. Ew how do you make THAT big of a mistake?
Jesus Christ..if you're so fucking fat you have MULTIPLE rolls of nastiness on you that he thinks he's got your vag...you're a fucking fatass and I worry about your health..America is a very fat place anymore..and this saddens me.
Any way you look at this you know she's disgustingly fat !
You fat fuck
7:19 - Win!
Yes sir ree
Depends on if you use depends. Getting off on your fat rolls would have been much more disgusting. Faking it would have been far to evil. I hope this is a retoricle question. If not, I answer simply ... Yes!
Haha that was me.\n\nYa you are.
everyone argueing about texas, you know this isnt even from texas, right? its connecticut.
I guess so if that happened.
hahaha that suckkss.
Yes fat ass!!
So fake. Russians finger Jews and blacks
I'm both Russian and Jewish and I've fingered myself. idk how that factors in
If you question it, then yes. You are that fat
Omfg!!!!!! That's so hilarious you made my day!!!
Yup. And gross. I've had two kids and still only 105lbs! WTF is WRONG with you Miss Piggy?!?
BULLSHIT. You must have hardly weighed anything to begin with. And your probably flat chested and have no ass.
In soviet Russia fat people are really
I read this post months ago. What's up with that?
If you are from Texas, then of course you are fat. If you're not from Texas it's a possibility but not definate.
Yes...yes you are.