he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Super fat. And don't sugar-coat it, cause you'll eat that too.
You are my new hero. I cried with laughter from reading this.
i love you
Being fat = fail... Finding someone who will stil. " attempt " to finger you even when you at so fat = success.
Yes you are.
8:09 granted guys may be inept at all things women related, but the very fact that she has rolls (plural version of roll. Meaning two or more) signifies that she is a fatty mcfatkins. This isn't kist a little muffin top.
This is funny because you're fat!!
Hmm rolls? As in plural?! Yes you are VERY fat
That or he didn't know what the hell he was doing. Either way, run!
No one is THAT fat!! He is an idiot or he was wasted beyond belief.
Apparently you are
It sounds like ur fat... Then again guys have trouble finding a clit( front and center) and bras clasps are overwhelming to them. I have been with a guy who thought a yelp in pain was really me getting off. So you might not be.
I think you need to find better guys. No guy i've ever been with had trouble finding a clit or undoing a bras. I've had some pretty bad guys....
In soviet Russia finger is fat
Haha to radaradarada
If I was a chick I would finger myself 24/7
Well I would say you are if you have rolls.
If you were laying down and not sitting and you still have some rolls..yes, you are fat.
No one is really dumb enough to post that...
apparently yes. But dont feel bad. At least your getting some :)
In soviet Russia car drives on fat people
First time ive ever said fake, this could never happen, high, drunk or whatever this wouldnt happen
If you have stomach rolls then YES you are fat
Well, he's the dumbass! Honey you're not the loser!
Ummm I think she needs to lose some weight, don't encourage the fatties!
Doesn't matter how fat u are! If u can get dick then good for u!
Not you fat Jesus!
OMG similar thing happened with my friend LOL:D we were at a party and a guy asked her to dance and he started fingering her bellybutton on the dancefloor... she freaked out and we left:D:D
Fat girls need love too.... But they gotta pay!!
You go, fat girl!
penis and vagina
No in sunny side Florida rolls finger russia
Yes you are
You tell 'em 12:43! Oh and call me! Two one four- four five seven - one seven seven four
Hahaha well d'oh! Obviously u r! Lose some weight u heffa!
Texas just gets a bad rap of being fat because of the stupid 400 lb. mexicans that invade and take our jobs/welfare money...
Just roll yourself in flour and tell him to find the Wet spot.
hahaha fat chicks
Think fat and go fatter yes u are
Maybe he wuz hungry n wuz tryin to eat the jelly in ur rolls
You should be ashamed of yourself fatty
Love handles, Just as good as genetalia ;)
This is disgusting that man is an idiot for getting a fat chick
I did not need to know you were so fat.
NEWSFLASH!!!! This just out, If you have rolls of fat on your stomach then yes retard you are fat!
if you really have to ask...yes...yes you are....
Yea ur a fat slutty bitch, u prob are soooo ugly too
ha it makes me laugh how you insult others to make yourself feel better? grow the fuck upppp.
Any way you look at this you know she's disgustingly fat !
he probably thought "hmm might as well fuck my fat chick and get it off the list" but when the moment came he didn't even wanna touch your vag...like everyone else
8:50 point taken
Fat girlz need luv 2! Some like to give it in the stomach haha!
I'm scared to see how fat she is D:
It is if you are f a t or he is g a y
In Russia you finger your mum then sanchez your dad.then finger yourself.
Did he fuck your fat too?!
yes. just stop eating. children in africa need some food too fatty.
oh wow. my friend and i always joke about this happening to our fat friend. never thought it was possible.
Keegan Leah Kelley Harroz?
Yes very fat
That's pretty bad..
My responce to that? Well I wouldn't let you ontop:D
"GET IN MA' BELLYY!!"
Apparently..........you are. Someone get this bitch some flower!!!
Wow. I'm glad I'm not that fat.
This is why you never hook up with someone who has the spins.
someone make it a law, if you got stomach rolls u aint allowed to fuck, or take ur shirt off!!!
Either that or he was way too drunk !!!
Yes I believe u are
to distract urself from this utter fail, do u want a donut?
Yea you are
yes far to fat
and your point is?
Fake. In soviet russia, post are original and funny.
HAHAHA fat whores are funny
Rattle rattle rattle, here come the cattle! Phi MOO!!!
I want to fuck a fat chick in her belly button. Any volunteers?
802 i wish I had friends as nice and wondeful as you......
This suggests to me your fat rolls were moist too.. I am sickened.
In soviet Russia rolls finger you!
Depends on if you use depends. Getting off on your fat rolls would have been much more disgusting. Faking it would have been far to evil. I hope this is a retoricle question. If not, I answer simply ... Yes!
In soviet russia fingers fuck rolls
i'd have to say yeah you are
I hate it when people complain about being fat. It's no one's fault but your own, you decided to sit on the couch all day and eat McDonald's. Use your weekly $50 twinkie budget for a gym membership instead.
that just happened.
everyone argueing about texas, you know this isnt even from texas, right? its connecticut.
damn. u honestly gotta ask? quit it kuz ul only get ur feelings hurt. som questions r best left unanswered.......
6:46. Nope. You get a bad rap cuz everyone there is obese.
You fucked up!
Omg why was that even a question? Obviously you are fat. Go for a run (or one hundred) then maybe he will be able to tell the differencd btw your vag and stomach. Eww
either yer fat or his arms were just tooo short
If you have rolls, your fat sweetie
Everything is bigger in Texas, right? Well if you like the Dallas cowboys you are fat and stupid, too!
I read this post months ago. What's up with that?
In soviet Russia fat people are really
fat rolls are horizontal
vag is vertical
Cause this is fake as shit
This is a repeat. Wth -_-
You fat fuck
I wanna rub a fat guys nipples
Do fat people have cupcakes inside them?
I like fingering my vagina fat rolls
In soviet Russia we finger moms with stomach rolls
I'd take that! ffm priapus
Not_texan, you fucking retard. You can't even spell definite correctly. Not all texans are fat, asshole.
If he fingered a fat roll, then yes u r u tubby bitch!
Do this all the time
Yes. Ew how do you make THAT big of a mistake?
this isnt fake so you can suck ittt ;) this is what you call what happens when your drunk.
Jesus Christ..if you're so fucking fat you have MULTIPLE rolls of nastiness on you that he thinks he's got your vag...you're a fucking fatass and I worry about your health..America is a very fat place anymore..and this saddens me.
Yes sir ree
7:19 - Win!
hahaha that suckkss.
Haha that was me.\n\nYa you are.
Omfg!!!!!! That's so hilarious you made my day!!!
Yes fat ass!!
I guess so if that happened.
So fake. Russians finger Jews and blacks
I'm both Russian and Jewish and I've fingered myself. idk how that factors in
If you question it, then yes. You are that fat
Yup. And gross. I've had two kids and still only 105lbs! WTF is WRONG with you Miss Piggy?!?
BULLSHIT. You must have hardly weighed anything to begin with. And your probably flat chested and have no ass.
Yes...yes you are.
If you are from Texas, then of course you are fat. If you're not from Texas it's a possibility but not definate.