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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:19pm

    Super fat. And don't sugar-coat it, cause you'll eat that too.

    • 80 86
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:43am

      You are my new hero. I cried with laughter from reading this.

    • 45 60
      Submitted by balboatowers on Mar 25, 11 at 6:38pm

      i love you

  • Submitted by agrees on Mar 2, 10 at 7:54pm

    This is funny because you're fat!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:46am

    Being fat = fail... Finding someone who will stil. " attempt " to finger you even when you at so fat = success.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:50pm

    8:09 granted guys may be inept at all things women related, but the very fact that she has rolls (plural version of roll. Meaning two or more) signifies that she is a fatty mcfatkins. This isn't kist a little muffin top.

  • Submitted by SaucyKitty on Mar 2, 10 at 7:41pm

    Hmm rolls? As in plural?! Yes you are VERY fat

  • Submitted by brebabyxx12 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    Yes you are.

  • Submitted by BrashNSassyZ on Mar 2, 10 at 8:19pm

    That or he didn't know what the hell he was doing. Either way, run!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:09pm

    It sounds like ur fat... Then again guys have trouble finding a clit( front and center) and bras clasps are overwhelming to them. I have been with a guy who thought a yelp in pain was really me getting off. So you might not be.

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      Submitted by whereas34 on Mar 3, 10 at 8:13pm

      I think you need to find better guys. No guy i've ever been with had trouble finding a clit or undoing a bras. I've had some pretty bad guys....

  • Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    Apparently you are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:07am

    No one is THAT fat!! He is an idiot or he was wasted beyond belief.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:55am

    FUPA

  • Submitted by ghghghghghgh on Mar 2, 10 at 7:34pm

    Well I would say you are if you have rolls.

  • Submitted by luvcuz on Mar 2, 10 at 7:50pm

    Well, he's the dumbass! Honey you're not the loser!

    • 40 94
      Submitted by Coma_Beauty on Mar 4, 10 at 12:20am

      I agree!!

    • 61 69
      Submitted by Red_38 on Feb 17, 11 at 7:38pm

      Ummm I think she needs to lose some weight, don't encourage the fatties!

  • Submitted by ericalew on Mar 3, 10 at 6:02am

    If you were laying down and not sitting and you still have some rolls..yes, you are fat.

  • 99 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:56pm

    If I was a chick I would finger myself 24/7

  • 82 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:19am

    In soviet Russia car drives on fat people

  • 95 90
    Submitted by Cander on Mar 3, 10 at 5:45am

    Moo.

  • 79 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:19am

    In soviet Russia finger is fat

  • Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 4, 10 at 3:24pm

    "GET IN MA' BELLYY!!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:22pm

    If you have stomach rolls then YES you are fat

  • 83 86
    Submitted by omoc on Mar 4, 10 at 5:44pm

    Fat girls need love too.... But they gotta pay!!

  • 85 93
    Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 2:32pm

    BARF

  • Submitted by tigerrr25 on Mar 2, 10 at 8:02pm

    oh wow. my friend and i always joke about this happening to our fat friend. never thought it was possible.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:03am

    You tell 'em 12:43! Oh and call me! Two one four- four five seven - one seven seven four

  • 83 95
    Submitted by frahmalahma on Mar 2, 10 at 7:20pm

    Think fat and go fatter yes u are

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Mar 2, 10 at 9:09pm

    Yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:38pm

    penis and vagina

  • 71 76
    Submitted by stkaktusz on May 2, 10 at 6:51am

    OMG similar thing happened with my friend LOL:D we were at a party and a guy asked her to dance and he started fingering her bellybutton on the dancefloor... she freaked out and we left:D:D

  • 67 68
    Submitted by TikiTiki on Mar 4, 10 at 12:38am

    Not you fat Jesus!

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 12:44am

    and your point is?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 6:46am

    Texas just gets a bad rap of being fat because of the stupid 400 lb. mexicans that invade and take our jobs/welfare money...

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:59am

    Rattle rattle rattle, here come the cattle! Phi MOO!!!

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:37pm

    K8e???

  • 62 66
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:46pm

    to distract urself from this utter fail, do u want a donut?

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Cristal09 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:34am

    Doesn't matter how fat u are! If u can get dick then good for u!

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:20am

    In soviet russia fingers fuck rolls

  • 71 84
    Submitted by redhead11 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:04pm

    Haha to radaradarada

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:53am

    No one is really dumb enough to post that...

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:06pm

    Hilarous

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:18am

    In soviet Russia rolls finger you!

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:06pm

    802 i wish I had friends as nice and wondeful as you......

  • 54 53
    Submitted by grembo23 on Apr 5, 11 at 2:39pm

    hahaha fat chicks

  • 63 72
    Submitted by churr on Oct 28, 10 at 4:00pm

    lololol

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:45am

    Do fat people have cupcakes inside them?

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:58pm

    8:50 point taken

  • 67 81
    Submitted by wf2009 on Mar 3, 10 at 3:23am

    I did not need to know you were so fat.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by ClayD on Mar 11, 10 at 10:32pm

    Ewwwwwwwwww

  • 72 92
    Submitted by mface on Mar 4, 10 at 12:38am

    You go, fat girl!

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:46am

    NEWSFLASH!!!! This just out, If you have rolls of fat on your stomach then yes retard you are fat!

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    Cause this is fake as shit

  • 74 98
    Submitted by cao29 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:05am

    Either that or he was way too drunk !!!

  • 70 90
    Submitted by sean8503 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    This is disgusting that man is an idiot for getting a fat chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:53am

    Fake. In soviet russia, post are original and funny.

  • Submitted by heidi86 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:33am

    Omg why was that even a question? Obviously you are fat. Go for a run (or one hundred) then maybe he will be able to tell the differencd btw your vag and stomach. Eww

  • 55 64
    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 31, 10 at 9:05pm

    LOL RORASAUR!!!

  • 69 92
    Submitted by britney09 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:29am

    Hahaha well d'oh! Obviously u r! Lose some weight u heffa!

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 3, 10 at 8:26pm

    yes. just stop eating. children in africa need some food too fatty.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Bomann on Mar 3, 10 at 2:26am

    Yes!

  • 55 66
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:24am

    Love handles, Just as good as genetalia ;)

  • 57 70
    Submitted by akalovely on Sep 5, 10 at 2:23pm

    hahaha that suckkss.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by domi_arigato on Mar 3, 10 at 11:49am

    This is a repeat. Wth -_-

  • Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 2, 10 at 8:08pm

    It is if you are f a t or he is g a y

  • 56 69
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:45pm

    damn. u honestly gotta ask? quit it kuz ul only get ur feelings hurt. som questions r best left unanswered.......

  • 49 55
    Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 3:10pm

    either yer fat or his arms were just tooo short

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:26pm

    You should be ashamed of yourself fatty

  • 63 83
    Submitted by goldenrae9 on Mar 3, 10 at 8:44am

    6:46. Nope. You get a bad rap cuz everyone there is obese.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:10am

    Did he fuck your fat too?!

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:52am

    Fake!

    • 73 81
      Submitted by imbored1824 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:00pm

      this isnt fake so you can suck ittt ;) this is what you call what happens when your drunk.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47am

    Fail

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:18am

    I like fingering my vagina fat rolls

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:06am

    Yea you are

  • Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 2, 10 at 7:51pm

    This is why you never hook up with someone who has the spins.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:43pm

    I'm scared to see how fat she is D:

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:18am

    No in sunny side Florida rolls finger russia

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:24pm

    Yes. Ew how do you make THAT big of a mistake?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:21am

    Yes I believe u are

  • 62 84
    Submitted by slanters1986 on Mar 3, 10 at 4:52am

    If he fingered a fat roll, then yes u r u tubby bitch!

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 9:57am

    Fake, fat rolls are horizontal vag is vertical

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:05pm

    719 lmfatao

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:53pm

    *just

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:40pm

    In soviet Russia we finger moms with stomach rolls

  • 51 66
    Submitted by indigogirl2010 on May 21, 10 at 9:13pm

    apparently yes. But dont feel bad. At least your getting some :)

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 5:21am

    First time ive ever said fake, this could never happen, high, drunk or whatever this wouldnt happen

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:04am

    Keegan Leah Kelley Harroz?

  • 67 99
    Submitted by jwright34 on Mar 10, 10 at 10:55am

    Yes you are

  • Submitted by jdub3450 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:43am

    Not_texan, you fucking retard. You can't even spell definite correctly. Not all texans are fat, asshole.

  • 61 88
    Submitted by priapus on Mar 3, 10 at 5:54am

    I'd take that! ffm priapus

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Joch on Sep 24, 10 at 11:16am

    Clearly.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 2, 10 at 8:02pm

    I want to fuck a fat chick in her belly button. Any volunteers?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by mkbball on May 26, 11 at 11:40pm

    Yes very fat

  • 42 53
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 11 at 9:15am

    Yes.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 10:30pm

    In Russia you finger your mum then sanchez your dad.then finger yourself.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by gijoe812 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:42am

    Yes fat ass!!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by jlock3 on Sep 29, 11 at 12:40am

    he probably thought "hmm might as well fuck my fat chick and get it off the list" but when the moment came he didn't even wanna touch your vag...like everyone else

  • 56 83
    Submitted by h8whores on Sep 5, 10 at 11:06pm

    HAHAHA fat whores are funny

  • 53 78
    Submitted by adtr_2badididnt on Apr 9, 11 at 7:44am

    You fucked up!

  • 57 86
    Submitted by ruthlesslurch19 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:01am

    Apparently..........you are. Someone get this bitch some flower!!!

  • Submitted by xxrawr11wtfxx on Mar 2, 10 at 10:33pm

    Jesus Christ..if you're so fucking fat you have MULTIPLE rolls of nastiness on you that he thinks he's got your vag...you're a fucking fatass and I worry about your health..America is a very fat place anymore..and this saddens me.

  • Submitted by turdsuckermother on Mar 2, 10 at 7:59pm

    7:19 - Win!

  • 38 50
    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 12, 11 at 11:51pm

    Yes.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 15, 10 at 9:02pm

    If you have rolls, your fat sweetie

  • 59 92
    Submitted by TikiTiki on Mar 4, 10 at 11:37pm

    Not you fat Jesus!

  • Submitted by dknowsbestt on Mar 3, 10 at 8:24am

    Hahahahahaha woof

  • 55 85
    Submitted by godamnit_bobby on Mar 3, 10 at 3:48am

    If you question it, then yes. You are that fat

  • 40 56
    Submitted by rohoho on Jan 16, 11 at 6:27am

    This suggests to me your fat rolls were moist too.. I am sickened.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by indy77 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:50pm

    Maybe he wuz hungry n wuz tryin to eat the jelly in ur rolls

  • Submitted by cortney08 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:40pm

    Girrrrrrrl lmao

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47am

    F F F Ggf G F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:46am

    I wanna rub a fat guys nipples

  • 53 83
    Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 1:29pm

    that just happened.

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:54am

    So fake. Russians finger Jews and blacks

    • Submitted by kittykaaat on Mar 3, 10 at 8:11am

      I'm both Russian and Jewish and I've fingered myself. idk how that factors in

  • 43 64
    Submitted by raylin112 on May 27, 10 at 11:17pm

    i'd have to say yeah you are

  • 54 86
    Submitted by jhalogen16 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:34pm

    Wow. I'm glad I'm not that fat.

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:06am

    Everything is bigger in Texas, right? Well if you like the Dallas cowboys you are fat and stupid, too!

  • 58 94
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    I guess so if that happened.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:27pm

    Yea ur a fat slutty bitch, u prob are soooo ugly too

    • 67 70
      Submitted by imbored1824 on Mar 6, 10 at 10:48pm

      ha it makes me laugh how you insult others to make yourself feel better? grow the fuck upppp.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by brettersson on Mar 3, 10 at 12:15am

    Obviously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:28pm

    Fat Jesus

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:46am

    Nipples

  • 59 98
    Submitted by TitsNGiggles on Mar 3, 10 at 1:03pm

    someone make it a law, if you got stomach rolls u aint allowed to fuck, or take ur shirt off!!!

  • 53 86
    Submitted by brian4376 on Mar 3, 10 at 7:37am

    everyone argueing about texas, you know this isnt even from texas, right? its connecticut.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by tsluts23 on Mar 25, 10 at 1:40am

    Yes you are

  • 48 79
    Submitted by monteezy on Mar 4, 10 at 5:06pm

    ewww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:06am

    Do this all the time

  • Submitted by not_texan on Mar 2, 10 at 11:35pm

    If you are from Texas, then of course you are fat. If you're not from Texas it's a possibility but not definate.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by copash123 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:34pm

    My responce to that? Well I wouldn't let you ontop:D

  • 44 74
    Submitted by balllzdeep on Aug 17, 10 at 1:00pm

    Just roll yourself in flour and tell him to find the Wet spot.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 7, 10 at 11:39pm

    Yes sir ree

  • 12 11
    Submitted by b1g_daddy on Jan 9, 14 at 9:33pm

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 61
    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 23, 12 at 11:46pm

    That's pretty bad..

  • Submitted by sixthadon on Mar 2, 10 at 7:53pm

    Fat girlz need luv 2! Some like to give it in the stomach haha!

  • 29 46
    Submitted by TheEthanONeill on Aug 26, 12 at 12:16pm

    yes far to fat

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Kincaid333 on Sep 3, 13 at 2:38am

    if you really have to ask...yes...yes you are....

  • Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 2, 10 at 7:14pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:34pm

    You fat fuck

  • 50 92
    Submitted by jasonmaxim on Mar 3, 10 at 5:31am

    Depends on if you use depends. Getting off on your fat rolls would have been much more disgusting. Faking it would have been far to evil. I hope this is a retoricle question. If not, I answer simply ... Yes!

  • 52 97
    Submitted by justlauren on Apr 21, 10 at 6:02pm

    Yes...yes you are.

  • 51 95
    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 19, 10 at 6:18pm

    I hate it when people complain about being fat. It's no one's fault but your own, you decided to sit on the couch all day and eat McDonald's. Use your weekly $50 twinkie budget for a gym membership instead.

  • 5 5
    Submitted by usmcverde on May 18, 14 at 4:12pm

    Yes.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by needypants on Jul 22, 11 at 3:03am

    Roflmao

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47am

    I like Fingering My but Then Shitting It Out With Cum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:37am

    Yup. And gross. I've had two kids and still only 105lbs! WTF is WRONG with you Miss Piggy?!?

    • 71 99
      Submitted by indigogirl2010 on May 21, 10 at 9:15pm

      BULLSHIT. You must have hardly weighed anything to begin with. And your probably flat chested and have no ass.

  • 21 39
    Submitted by TheEthanONeill on Dec 18, 12 at 6:31am

    Yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:19am

    In soviet Russia fat people are really

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Wale on Aug 14, 12 at 1:07am

    Still would

  • 37 78
    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 18, 11 at 12:40am

    Haha that was me.\n\nYa you are.

  • 29 66
    Submitted by UnibrowDeath on Apr 29, 12 at 12:58pm

    Omfg!!!!!! That's so hilarious you made my day!!!

  • 20 56
    Submitted by kevink3012 on Jul 24, 12 at 9:57pm

    Any way you look at this you know she's disgustingly fat !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:27am

    I read this post months ago. What's up with that?