Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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You guys have it all wrong. You never, EVER pursue a roommate. There is no positive endgame to that situation. EVERYONE loses.
for everybody saying there must be something wrong with this guy, maybe he just doesn't like to shit where he eats?
Would he able to beat off in peace if he lived with 3 dudes?
I feel the same way, which is why i don't have roommates. But i don't think i can refer to female masturbation as 'beating off'...i do anyway...
i call it flicking the bean :D
@11:26 you should call it playing with kitty :-P lol that way it's never akward... Say you have some1 there n they ask you what your gonna do... Jus say i'm gonna go play with my kitty ;-) ...in peace...
leave your door open and make a lot of noise. Maybe one of them will drop by and lend you a hand
so many young and dumb kids in here. you never want to live with 3 girls if you even think you might fuck them. things could get awkward if you get into a relationship and you would be the one moving out
If yur a guy, have sex with them all at the same time...
If yur a girl, have sex with them all at the same time...
Haha it took me 3 weeks to nail my roommate, pussy
he wishes he didnt have three girls..im going to take a wild guess and say his daughters?
you're doing it wrong!
Your bad for living with three girls. But treat this situation like "old school" earmuffs ladies
my male housemate beats off even though he lives with 3 girls.... we let him do his thing and turn the music up so we dont hear the porn... and we're not screwing him because he's our best friend and we're like family, he is fine with that
We have nothing to do with it
4:23 if ur a girl u can watch me anytime ;)
Unless they are sisters or cousins your a fuckin moron jackoff on the god damn couch tell em hope on that som bitch and see who can ride it the longest! Ya dumbass!
Flogging the Bishop
Fuck the 3 girls then. Simple as that.
No, 11:14 is absolutely right.
Never hurts to ask for a little help homie, like my first grade teacher always said: There's no such thing as a dumb question.
you could ask us to leave.....you know we would.
U live with 3 girls. Use them!!! Why would u want to beat off in peace?!
the roomates could be ugly too. If I had 10 female roomates and they were all ugly. I wouldn't touch them with with a 10 foot pole.
Fuck one of them you idiot! Or at least jerk off on them while they sleep
I'm going to assume they are college roommates. I am the only girl in a big house and they tell me how often they beat off, we joke about doing stuff but nothing has happened...at least not yet...
its probably his family you sick fucks
Why beat off when you live with 3 girls?
Why are u beating off when u live with 3 girls?
Better names for female masturbation:
Flicking the bean
Riding the rocket
Petting the kitty
Open the meat curtains
...And that's only a few
Just saying, if you can get 3 girls to live with you, why can't you get one to BE with you??
the only way this is acceptable is if he;s related, by blood, to the 3 chicks. if not, he's weak and should be skeeting directly on them.
Yeah right. Odds of making your relationship w the people you live with and see on a daily basis awkward vs odds of being suave enough to land a 4some and for there to be no repercussions... Hmmmm
wrong 1114. everyone wins, and then you just go about your busuiness. sex is sex, animal instinct, its worse to ignore it
U should take it up the ass and let the guy
Jack u off instead
Yes... That is possible...
...But you could also be having a 4-way every night...
I would take my chances
I'm 16, and i live with three sisters and my mom... its horrible. no time to beat off at all.
I hear ya, buddy, loud and clear.
Wow... I'm hoping this is fake so I don't have to live with the idea there IS a guy this ballless...
I have a feeling this was my housemate....he lives with 3 girls....haha
Oh my God. I totally know that feeling.
I'm in the same exact situation. I'm a girl. Anyone else every think that the OP is a girl? My waterproof vibrator is in my bottom drawer so the only changes I get are shower or when the other three girls are in class.
most girls want to watch. i know i would lol
Op why don't you actually get pussy instead
So say they are ugly most guys will still receive a blowjob from skinny ugly girls haha
Maybe his talking about his mom and sisters.....