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  • You guys have it all wrong. You never, EVER pursue a roommate. There is no positive endgame to that situation. EVERYONE loses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:14am
  • for everybody saying there must be something wrong with this guy, maybe he just doesn't like to shit where he eats?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:11am
  • so many young and dumb kids in here. you never want to live with 3 girls if you even think you might fuck them. things could get awkward if you get into a relationship and you would be the one moving out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:37am
  • he wishes he didnt have three girls..im going to take a wild guess and say his daughters?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:42pm
  • @11:26 you should call it playing with kitty :-P lol that way it's never akward... Say you have some1 there n they ask you what your gonna do... Jus say i'm gonna go play with my kitty ;-) ...in peace...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I feel the same way, which is why i don't have roommates. But i don't think i can refer to female masturbation as 'beating off'...i do anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:26am
  • leave your door open and make a lot of noise. Maybe one of them will drop by and lend you a hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:39am
  • U live with 3 girls. Use them!!! Why would u want to beat off in peace?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:31am
  • Would he able to beat off in peace if he lived with 3 dudes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:16pm
  • If yur a guy, have sex with them all at the same time... If yur a girl, have sex with them all at the same time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:52am
  • We have nothing to do with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Haha it took me 3 weeks to nail my roommate, pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:20am
  • Your bad for living with three girls. But treat this situation like "old school" earmuffs ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:18pm
  • its probably his family you sick fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:12pm
  • the roomates could be ugly too. If I had 10 female roomates and they were all ugly. I wouldn't touch them with with a 10 foot pole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:13pm
  • you're doing it wrong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:33am
  • my male housemate beats off even though he lives with 3 girls.... we let him do his thing and turn the music up so we dont hear the porn... and we're not screwing him because he's our best friend and we're like family, he is fine with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Never hurts to ask for a little help homie, like my first grade teacher always said: There's no such thing as a dumb question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Just saying, if you can get 3 girls to live with you, why can't you get one to BE with you??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Fuck one of them you idiot! Or at least jerk off on them while they sleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Flogging the Bishop

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 17, 11 at 11:49am
  • No, 11:14 is absolutely right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:44am
  • Unless they are sisters or cousins your a fuckin moron jackoff on the god damn couch tell em hope on that som bitch and see who can ride it the longest! Ya dumbass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:57am
  • 4:23 if ur a girl u can watch me anytime ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:19am
  • U should take it up the ass and let the guy Jack u off instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:15am
  • the only way this is acceptable is if he;s related, by blood, to the 3 chicks. if not, he's weak and should be skeeting directly on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:44am
  • you could ask us to leave.....you know we would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:53pm
  • @241 Yeah right. Odds of making your relationship w the people you live with and see on a daily basis awkward vs odds of being suave enough to land a 4some and for there to be no repercussions... Hmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:04am
  • wrong 1114. everyone wins, and then you just go about your busuiness. sex is sex, animal instinct, its worse to ignore it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:17am
  • Fuck the 3 girls then. Simple as that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:03am
  • @2:37 Yes... That is possible... ...But you could also be having a 4-way every night... I would take my chances

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:41am
  • I have a feeling this was my housemate....he lives with 3 girls....haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:35pm
  • I hear ya, buddy, loud and clear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I'm going to assume they are college roommates. I am the only girl in a big house and they tell me how often they beat off, we joke about doing stuff but nothing has happened...at least not yet...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Why beat off when you live with 3 girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Wow... I'm hoping this is fake so I don't have to live with the idea there IS a guy this ballless...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:48am
  • Why are u beating off when u live with 3 girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:03pm
  • most girls want to watch. i know i would lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I'm 16, and i live with three sisters and my mom... its horrible. no time to beat off at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:27am
  • Better names for female masturbation: Jilling off Flicking the bean Riding the rocket Petting the kitty Open the meat curtains ...And that's only a few

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:57am
  • So say they are ugly most guys will still receive a blowjob from skinny ugly girls haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I'm in the same exact situation. I'm a girl. Anyone else every think that the OP is a girl? My waterproof vibrator is in my bottom drawer so the only changes I get are shower or when the other three girls are in class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Op why don't you actually get pussy instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:03am
  • Oh my God. I totally know that feeling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:10am
  • Maybe his talking about his mom and sisters.....

    Submitted by Loowigi on Aug 1, 10 at 2:17pm