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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:14am

    You guys have it all wrong. You never, EVER pursue a roommate. There is no positive endgame to that situation. EVERYONE loses.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:11am

    for everybody saying there must be something wrong with this guy, maybe he just doesn't like to shit where he eats?

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:42pm

    he wishes he didnt have three girls..im going to take a wild guess and say his daughters?

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:37am

    so many young and dumb kids in here. you never want to live with 3 girls if you even think you might fuck them. things could get awkward if you get into a relationship and you would be the one moving out

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:26am

    I feel the same way, which is why i don't have roommates. But i don't think i can refer to female masturbation as 'beating off'...i do anyway...

    • 36 66
      Submitted by getgetdown on Jan 23, 10 at 11:46am

      i call it flicking the bean :D

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:31am

    U live with 3 girls. Use them!!! Why would u want to beat off in peace?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    We have nothing to do with it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:39am

    leave your door open and make a lot of noise. Maybe one of them will drop by and lend you a hand

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:06pm

    @11:26 you should call it playing with kitty :-P lol that way it's never akward... Say you have some1 there n they ask you what your gonna do... Jus say i'm gonna go play with my kitty ;-) ...in peace...

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:52am

    If yur a guy, have sex with them all at the same time... If yur a girl, have sex with them all at the same time...

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:16pm

    Would he able to beat off in peace if he lived with 3 dudes?

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:13pm

    the roomates could be ugly too. If I had 10 female roomates and they were all ugly. I wouldn't touch them with with a 10 foot pole.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:20am

    Haha it took me 3 weeks to nail my roommate, pussy

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:18pm

    Your bad for living with three girls. But treat this situation like "old school" earmuffs ladies

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:09pm

    my male housemate beats off even though he lives with 3 girls.... we let him do his thing and turn the music up so we dont hear the porn... and we're not screwing him because he's our best friend and we're like family, he is fine with that

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:12pm

    its probably his family you sick fucks

    • 35 62
      Submitted by MEESE on Aug 6, 10 at 3:15am

      win (:

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:33am

    you're doing it wrong!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:40pm

    Just saying, if you can get 3 girls to live with you, why can't you get one to BE with you??

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:03pm

    Never hurts to ask for a little help homie, like my first grade teacher always said: There's no such thing as a dumb question.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:57pm

    Fuck one of them you idiot! Or at least jerk off on them while they sleep

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:44am

    No, 11:14 is absolutely right.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:57am

    Unless they are sisters or cousins your a fuckin moron jackoff on the god damn couch tell em hope on that som bitch and see who can ride it the longest! Ya dumbass!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:45pm

    I'm going to assume they are college roommates. I am the only girl in a big house and they tell me how often they beat off, we joke about doing stuff but nothing has happened...at least not yet...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:04am

    @241 Yeah right. Odds of making your relationship w the people you live with and see on a daily basis awkward vs odds of being suave enough to land a 4some and for there to be no repercussions... Hmmmm

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:19am

    4:23 if ur a girl u can watch me anytime ;)

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:17am

    wrong 1114. everyone wins, and then you just go about your busuiness. sex is sex, animal instinct, its worse to ignore it

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:03am

    Fuck the 3 girls then. Simple as that.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:53pm

    you could ask us to leave.....you know we would.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:15am

    U should take it up the ass and let the guy Jack u off instead

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:44am

    the only way this is acceptable is if he;s related, by blood, to the 3 chicks. if not, he's weak and should be skeeting directly on them.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:35pm

    I have a feeling this was my housemate....he lives with 3 girls....haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:41am

    @2:37 Yes... That is possible... ...But you could also be having a 4-way every night... I would take my chances

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:28pm

    I hear ya, buddy, loud and clear.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:59pm

    Why beat off when you live with 3 girls?

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:03pm

    Why are u beating off when u live with 3 girls?

  • 28 37
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 17, 11 at 11:49am

    Flogging the Bishop

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:48am

    Wow... I'm hoping this is fake so I don't have to live with the idea there IS a guy this ballless...

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:23pm

    most girls want to watch. i know i would lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    So say they are ugly most guys will still receive a blowjob from skinny ugly girls haha

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:10am

    Oh my God. I totally know that feeling.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:27am

    I'm 16, and i live with three sisters and my mom... its horrible. no time to beat off at all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:57am

    Better names for female masturbation: Jilling off Flicking the bean Riding the rocket Petting the kitty Open the meat curtains ...And that's only a few

  • 51 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:35pm

    I'm in the same exact situation. I'm a girl. Anyone else every think that the OP is a girl? My waterproof vibrator is in my bottom drawer so the only changes I get are shower or when the other three girls are in class.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:03am

    Op why don't you actually get pussy instead

  • 26 65
    Submitted by Loowigi on Aug 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    Maybe his talking about his mom and sisters.....