Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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You guys have it all wrong. You never, EVER pursue a roommate. There is no positive endgame to that situation. EVERYONE loses.
for everybody saying there must be something wrong with this guy, maybe he just doesn't like to shit where he eats?
so many young and dumb kids in here. you never want to live with 3 girls if you even think you might fuck them. things could get awkward if you get into a relationship and you would be the one moving out
@11:26 you should call it playing with kitty :-P lol that way it's never akward... Say you have some1 there n they ask you what your gonna do... Jus say i'm gonna go play with my kitty ;-) ...in peace...
he wishes he didnt have three girls..im going to take a wild guess and say his daughters?
We have nothing to do with it
Would he able to beat off in peace if he lived with 3 dudes?
U live with 3 girls. Use them!!! Why would u want to beat off in peace?!
I feel the same way, which is why i don't have roommates. But i don't think i can refer to female masturbation as 'beating off'...i do anyway...
i call it flicking the bean :D
leave your door open and make a lot of noise. Maybe one of them will drop by and lend you a hand
Haha it took me 3 weeks to nail my roommate, pussy
If yur a guy, have sex with them all at the same time...
If yur a girl, have sex with them all at the same time...
Your bad for living with three girls. But treat this situation like "old school" earmuffs ladies
its probably his family you sick fucks
my male housemate beats off even though he lives with 3 girls.... we let him do his thing and turn the music up so we dont hear the porn... and we're not screwing him because he's our best friend and we're like family, he is fine with that
you're doing it wrong!
Never hurts to ask for a little help homie, like my first grade teacher always said: There's no such thing as a dumb question.
the roomates could be ugly too. If I had 10 female roomates and they were all ugly. I wouldn't touch them with with a 10 foot pole.
Unless they are sisters or cousins your a fuckin moron jackoff on the god damn couch tell em hope on that som bitch and see who can ride it the longest! Ya dumbass!
Fuck one of them you idiot! Or at least jerk off on them while they sleep
Flogging the Bishop
Just saying, if you can get 3 girls to live with you, why can't you get one to BE with you??
No, 11:14 is absolutely right.
you could ask us to leave.....you know we would.
4:23 if ur a girl u can watch me anytime ;)
Why beat off when you live with 3 girls?
the only way this is acceptable is if he;s related, by blood, to the 3 chicks. if not, he's weak and should be skeeting directly on them.
Yeah right. Odds of making your relationship w the people you live with and see on a daily basis awkward vs odds of being suave enough to land a 4some and for there to be no repercussions... Hmmmm
U should take it up the ass and let the guy
Jack u off instead
Fuck the 3 girls then. Simple as that.
I have a feeling this was my housemate....he lives with 3 girls....haha
Yes... That is possible...
...But you could also be having a 4-way every night...
I would take my chances
I'm going to assume they are college roommates. I am the only girl in a big house and they tell me how often they beat off, we joke about doing stuff but nothing has happened...at least not yet...
wrong 1114. everyone wins, and then you just go about your busuiness. sex is sex, animal instinct, its worse to ignore it
Why are u beating off when u live with 3 girls?
Wow... I'm hoping this is fake so I don't have to live with the idea there IS a guy this ballless...
most girls want to watch. i know i would lol
I hear ya, buddy, loud and clear.
I'm 16, and i live with three sisters and my mom... its horrible. no time to beat off at all.
Better names for female masturbation:
Flicking the bean
Riding the rocket
Petting the kitty
Open the meat curtains
...And that's only a few
Oh my God. I totally know that feeling.
So say they are ugly most guys will still receive a blowjob from skinny ugly girls haha
Op why don't you actually get pussy instead
I'm in the same exact situation. I'm a girl. Anyone else every think that the OP is a girl? My waterproof vibrator is in my bottom drawer so the only changes I get are shower or when the other three girls are in class.
Maybe his talking about his mom and sisters.....