I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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d i s g u s t i n g.
Carter_ronin you are my freaking hero. Easily one of the funniest comments I've read on here
Want any Special Sauce with your meal?
Nothing wrong with a little protein drizzle to balance out your dinner.
Jerked chicken is awesome!
My ex wife and I gave each other foot jobs at Olive Garden during her rents 25 dinner. I miss her.....not gross if you clean up.
... this moment of "over-share" brought to you by Olive Garden... (olivegardendoesnotendorseviolatinganystateorlocalhealthcodesorpublicindecencylaws.)
aint nothin wrong wit that
Work smarter, not softer.
Multitasking at its finest