Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Well after you shotgunned her, you could have at least cleaned up the blood. Tsk tsk.
Dear roommate, you. us. your parents. intervention. now. that is all. love you.
It's funny because you tried to\nA). Kill Pam with a shotgun\nOr \nB). Shotgun Pam cooking spray.\n\nEither way, it seems like you missed.