Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Well after you shotgunned her, you could have at least cleaned up the blood. Tsk tsk.
It's funny because you tried to\nA). Kill Pam with a shotgun\nOr \nB). Shotgun Pam cooking spray.\n\nEither way, it seems like you missed.
Dear roommate, you. us. your parents. intervention. now. that is all. love you.