Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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Explore your sexuality and let your gf finger your ass while blowing you. It is incredible.
then let her pick your nose :)
I said what what in the butt.
I thought everyone did that
I do the same thing it's fun
I guess I didn't realize that fingering a vag was so enjoyable to you guys that it requires simulation...
so not proud of being in the same area code as this guy
obvious troll is obvious
I think it feels awesome. But I'm a homo. Its fun using those toofbrushes that vibrate? WOW
the man's g-spot is actually the prostate, which is stimulated easiest through the ass. If the guy can get past the homophobia so many people have (especially here), then he will really enjoy it.
10:16. what fucking school did you go to?? the rectum & vagina are not the same thing, if female animals didn't have vaginas they would be asexual. & asexual species don't mate. doggie style is not the same as anal, they are two different positions. 9:42 had it right about animal-sex. stop being an arrogant dip shit.
just DONT pick your nose after
hmm, i don't think you'll find too many girls with a vag that feels THAT tight. I believe Russel Brand had a bit where he actually encouraged this for (straight) guys while masturbating, calling it the "brown narnia" of pleasure. i'm not a guy, but it sounds like fun!
Haha. You guys crack me up.
I'm a miss actually Mr. 8:51... and I know Rockwall is 972 area code just as well :p but yeah... that night was absolutely insane. Weird ass text messages. I wish they'd post the others that I've sent in already. Maybe not quite as bad as this one but just as good.
972-Go rockwall texas!!!
btw, i think i know the person who sent this. :/
Everyone has to have a hobby.
this is TOO funny. lol at 4:17
can I vote 393240347456 times bad night?!?!?!!??!
I am laughing at the idiots who think the vagina and rectum on animals are the same thing, sure maybe for birds an reptiles, but certainly not mammals.
Animals do not have sex anally... except maybe the bonobo monkeys. How would female animals get pregnant if sperm were not entering the uterus?
actually, 9:42, 8:50 is right. ever heard of school? didnt think so.
No, finger isn't weird, but if you start with dildos and other household items you might need to take a long hard look at your sexual orientation. Could be that you just like getting your prostate stimulated - feels great when you're getting blown!
I have no problem with homosexuality
I think you're fucked up
do what u want its your body...but i think information like that is best kept to yourself
U got issues dude I mean really??????
I really do hope that it was a friend receiving this text that submitted this and not the actual person that sent this text.
anyone else get as many unknown errors as i do?
8:50, stop watching animals banging on Youtube and learn something. The anal position is called doggy style because, like dogs when they're mating, the male mounts the female from behind. He's not sticking it in her rectum, though. Because dogs walk on all fours, as well as most other mammals, mating belly to belly would be awkward and near impossible for them. THIS is why the female animal's vagina is pushed back, usually NEAR the rectum. But they do not double as the same thing. You fuck.
You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? Well, let's do it in the butt, OK.
8:50: You're the one who fails biology. For chickens, yeah, the cloaca takes care of defecation and reproduction. Mammals, um... not so much.
RIGHT IN THE DAMN SHITERIS PEOPLE
But the poop shoot doesn't feel anything like a vag! I suggest you finger a few girls to learn the difference, but please, wash your hands first!!
work your way up to four fingers and then both hands ,then try to clap ,if you can`t then you are tight ,but you might want to wash your hands before serving that quarter pounder
1:56- ive heard lots of ppl say that. is it really that great? i dunno if i could bring myself to let her do that. shes tried and i just smacked the back of her head haha
That's so disgusting it's not even funny
I think you should keep it to yourself and stick your finger in a real vagina.
Yeah i kno what u meen
we evolved from other animals. other animals have sex anally. do the math as to way interaction with a man's ass can be stimulating but not necessarily pleasurable.
Welll, Mr. 2:57, I know a guy in Rockwall who once told me that he did that. And 972 is Rockwall's area code.
Homo not bad. This is
LMFAO @ 10:47 ... your best friend dated a weird ass dude if that's the case. I know him personally. :/
This is my area code too. WTF.
can you not even say sex?
This could be my next door neighbor for all I know
smell the difference OP and get a life
fuck you TFLN. quit posting fakes
You're a moron
hahahaha 4:26 it the undisputed winner!
Some animals only have one opening. It is called a cloaca and serves as the only orifice for the urinary, intestinal, and reproductive tracts. Animals possessing a cloaca are birds, reptiles, and amphibians. All female mammals have a rectum and a vagina with the exception of marsupials and monotremes (the platypus and the echidna). You're both kind of right : )
Umm what about cows- cz I do remember an episode of jackass where he had to stick his arm in a cow ass to puss the poo aside to get to the "vag" part
7:37, go back to your high school biology teacher and have them shoot your brains out. you ever wonder why the call it doggy style? not many species have females with vaginas. in most species, the female rectum doubles as a vagina.
Hahaha no 2:08, he pretends his asshole is a vagina!
10:16, stop pretending that you are not actually 8:50..
sticking up for yourself, as somebody else, is laaaaaaame.
This would be someone from Dallas bahaha!!!!!
That is soooo wrong in soooo many ways.
Dude what the fuck this is fucked up man the rest of these were funny but this is just wrong. Shout out to 207 htown!
Honestly I thought this was a fake too...But I'm pretty sure my bestfriend dated this guy!
8:51: do you honestly think that 972 is exclusive to Rockwall? you have clothes like a dick head.
2:23 I get them all the time too. It's TFLN's word filter and they have a lot of words blocked. The more you write, the more likely you'll include a no no word.
so he pretends his finger is a vagina?
That's pretty freaking weird.
Lol this is my area code!!! Who the hell?!?!?!
wait, what kinds of words are bad?
Wow dfw is ashamed of u
im guessing this is fake and he just wants to know if this is normal haha.
too bad a butthole feels nothing like a vagina
Umm the fact that they try to finger their ass and pretend it's a vagina just makes me think they wish to be a woman...
"G-spot: a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men. "
guess the dude's right. it might be weird as fuck, but everyone has fetishes n shit.
Nasty, who actually thinks to do that?
FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!
Ya... That's weird!!
Uh fuck yea it's weird
Um yeah, thats weird. Dont do it anymore... its kinda gross. Actually its real gross.
2:12 hmm, that makes more sense xD it was funnier when it was a vagina though :x
same here man :(
I do that and it feels so much better than just plain beating off. But then your finger smells :/ and then I ate chicken with my hands.... Wondered why it tastes weird