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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:41pm

    I said what what in the butt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:56pm

    Explore your sexuality and let your gf finger your ass while blowing you. It is incredible.

    • 26 26
      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:03pm

      then let her pick your nose :)

  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:51pm

    I thought everyone did that

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:26pm

    hmm, i don't think you'll find too many girls with a vag that feels THAT tight. I believe Russel Brand had a bit where he actually encouraged this for (straight) guys while masturbating, calling it the "brown narnia" of pleasure. i'm not a guy, but it sounds like fun!

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:55pm

    I guess I didn't realize that fingering a vag was so enjoyable to you guys that it requires simulation...

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:53pm

    the man's g-spot is actually the prostate, which is stimulated easiest through the ass. If the guy can get past the homophobia so many people have (especially here), then he will really enjoy it.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:14am

    just DONT pick your nose after

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:52am

    I think it feels awesome. But I'm a homo. Its fun using those toofbrushes that vibrate? WOW

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:46am

    Awesome!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:44pm

    You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? Well, let's do it in the butt, OK.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:23pm

    anyone else get as many unknown errors as i do?

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:54am

    I am laughing at the idiots who think the vagina and rectum on animals are the same thing, sure maybe for birds an reptiles, but certainly not mammals.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by JoshMack on Jul 10, 10 at 1:13am

    I think you're fucked up

  • 44 42
    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 10:31pm

    do what u want its your body...but i think information like that is best kept to yourself

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:04pm

    Everyone has to have a hobby.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    8:50, stop watching animals banging on Youtube and learn something. The anal position is called doggy style because, like dogs when they're mating, the male mounts the female from behind. He's not sticking it in her rectum, though. Because dogs walk on all fours, as well as most other mammals, mating belly to belly would be awkward and near impossible for them. THIS is why the female animal's vagina is pushed back, usually NEAR the rectum. But they do not double as the same thing. You fuck.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:02pm

    8:50: You're the one who fails biology. For chickens, yeah, the cloaca takes care of defecation and reproduction. Mammals, um... not so much.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:03pm

    I do the same thing it's fun

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:47am

    work your way up to four fingers and then both hands ,then try to clap ,if you can`t then you are tight ,but you might want to wash your hands before serving that quarter pounder

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:43pm

    LMFAO @ 10:47 ... your best friend dated a weird ass dude if that's the case. I know him personally. :/

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:02pm

    No, finger isn't weird, but if you start with dildos and other household items you might need to take a long hard look at your sexual orientation. Could be that you just like getting your prostate stimulated - feels great when you're getting blown!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:45pm

    10:16. what fucking school did you go to?? the rectum & vagina are not the same thing, if female animals didn't have vaginas they would be asexual. & asexual species don't mate. doggie style is not the same as anal, they are two different positions. 9:42 had it right about animal-sex. stop being an arrogant dip shit.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:35am

    so not proud of being in the same area code as this guy

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:57pm

    I really do hope that it was a friend receiving this text that submitted this and not the actual person that sent this text.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:44pm

    Haha. You guys crack me up.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by naysayer1230 on Oct 8, 10 at 8:06pm

    Creepy

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:58pm

    I have no problem with homosexuality

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    972-Go rockwall texas!!! btw, i think i know the person who sent this. :/

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:05pm

    ^ ^ im guessing this is fake and he just wants to know if this is normal haha. too bad a butthole feels nothing like a vagina

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:28pm

    can I vote 393240347456 times bad night?!?!?!!??!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:14pm

    2:12 hmm, that makes more sense xD it was funnier when it was a vagina though :x <32:08

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:08pm

    so he pretends his finger is a vagina?

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:41am

    Lol this is my area code!!! Who the hell?!?!?!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:51pm

    Welll, Mr. 2:57, I know a guy in Rockwall who once told me that he did that. And 972 is Rockwall's area code.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:14am

    Homo not bad. This is

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:16am

    U got issues dude I mean really??????

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:18pm

    This is my area code too. WTF.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:14pm

    obvious troll is obvious

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:52pm

    Dude what the fuck this is fucked up man the rest of these were funny but this is just wrong. Shout out to 207 htown!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:38am

    Uh fuck yea it's weird

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:30pm

    Some animals only have one opening. It is called a cloaca and serves as the only orifice for the urinary, intestinal, and reproductive tracts. Animals possessing a cloaca are birds, reptiles, and amphibians. All female mammals have a rectum and a vagina with the exception of marsupials and monotremes (the platypus and the echidna). You're both kind of right : )

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:37pm

    Animals do not have sex anally... except maybe the bonobo monkeys. How would female animals get pregnant if sperm were not entering the uterus?

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    But the poop shoot doesn't feel anything like a vag! I suggest you finger a few girls to learn the difference, but please, wash your hands first!!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:24pm

    we evolved from other animals. other animals have sex anally. do the math as to way interaction with a man's ass can be stimulating but not necessarily pleasurable.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:13pm

    this is TOO funny. lol at 4:17

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:17pm

    RIGHT IN THE DAMN SHITERIS PEOPLE

  • 35 55
    Submitted by hannahhgraves on Feb 24, 10 at 11:52pm

    That is soooo wrong in soooo many ways.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52am

    This could be my next door neighbor for all I know

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:16pm

    actually, 9:42, 8:50 is right. ever heard of school? didnt think so.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:13pm

    1:56- ive heard lots of ppl say that. is it really that great? i dunno if i could bring myself to let her do that. shes tried and i just smacked the back of her head haha

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:05pm

    fuck you TFLN. quit posting fakes

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:35pm

    2:23 I get them all the time too. It's TFLN's word filter and they have a lot of words blocked. The more you write, the more likely you'll include a no no word.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:53pm

    2:16 WTF!

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:18pm

    Umm what about cows- cz I do remember an episode of jackass where he had to stick his arm in a cow ass to puss the poo aside to get to the "vag" part

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:55pm

    Nasty, who actually thinks to do that?

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:29am

    I'm a miss actually Mr. 8:51... and I know Rockwall is 972 area code just as well :p but yeah... that night was absolutely insane. Weird ass text messages. I wish they'd post the others that I've sent in already. Maybe not quite as bad as this one but just as good.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:45am

    "G-spot: a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men. " guess the dude's right. it might be weird as fuck, but everyone has fetishes n shit.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:58pm

    smell the difference OP and get a life

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:15am

    3:35 same here man :(

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:52pm

    Yeah i kno what u meen

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:14pm

    8:51: do you honestly think that 972 is exclusive to Rockwall? you have clothes like a dick head.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:50pm

    That's pretty freaking weird.

  • 20 35
    Submitted by ronzr3 on Aug 1, 11 at 4:10am

    This would be someone from Dallas bahaha!!!!!

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:23am

    Wow dfw is ashamed of u

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:50pm

    7:37, go back to your high school biology teacher and have them shoot your brains out. you ever wonder why the call it doggy style? not many species have females with vaginas. in most species, the female rectum doubles as a vagina.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:12pm

    Hahaha no 2:08, he pretends his asshole is a vagina!

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:31pm

    Ya... That's weird!!

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:51pm

    10:16, stop pretending that you are not actually 8:50.. sticking up for yourself, as somebody else, is laaaaaaame.

  • 10 17
    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:22am

    You're a moron

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:40pm

    Um yeah, thats weird. Dont do it anymore... its kinda gross. Actually its real gross.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:35am

    I think you should keep it to yourself and stick your finger in a real vagina.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    can you not even say sex?

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:47am

    Honestly I thought this was a fake too...But I'm pretty sure my bestfriend dated this guy!

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:28pm

    That's so disgusting it's not even funny

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:29pm

    Umm the fact that they try to finger their ass and pretend it's a vagina just makes me think they wish to be a woman...

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:09am

    hahahaha 4:26 it the undisputed winner!

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:08pm

    wait, what kinds of words are bad?

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:45pm

    FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:16am

    I do that and it feels so much better than just plain beating off. But then your finger smells :/ and then I ate chicken with my hands.... Wondered why it tastes weird

  • 21 62
    Submitted by sircohan on Jun 6, 10 at 1:43am

    Firsst.