Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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bang yes, bj no
Let's think less of whether you should bang her, and more about the fact you let a woman open your beer. Unless she was a waitress, you should probably turn in your man card.
when a woman fetches me a beer, i expect it open
As long as she didn't open it with her pussy you're good.
Does she have all of her teeth?
She'd probably bang you with her strap-on, but I'm thinking that's probably what you were hoping for.
..."You might be a redneck if..."
@dmoney, bull shit, that bitch better bring it to you open.
She will rip your cock off.
check her for ticks. no oral.
does she have a mullet and carry a wallet ?