well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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There are standards for random head? I've never heard of such a thing..
This is why you shouldn't make fun of the guy hitting on the fat girl at the bar.
I have none
Rule 435: There are no standards to getting Sucked, just as long as they do it well, wo cares what they look like. that's what paper bags are for...
wouldn't a paper bag interfere with the sucking? unless you're bagging yourself, but then you're into that whole auto-asphyxiation territory. I don't want to go there.
You cut a whole....
It better be a big hole. Just give her a zoro mask. =]
People always ruin the magic of the texts with comments >.>
Hmm I assumed it was a girl saying this. Implying that she is the ugly one and her victim was the one with low standards. I think its even funnier if its a guy saying it.
I thought Dick Cheney was in the hospital with a bad heart.
way to make momma proud. Firsty
Wow you have to KNOW you're petty ugly today that about yourself....hello insecurity goodbye self dignity
Kinda want to see the first part of the convo. I'd guess. "dude, you have no standards. I can't believe you are going home with that hoodrat"
And also, that someone with very low standards is getting STDs.
What if it's a guy?
Sounds like a great comeback.
You talentless hack. Die in a fire. Or fall of the dock of the bay and drown, since its more your style.
Are you referring to yourself or the person you're blowing? Either way your self respect is exemplary.
*his. "Their" is a dumb, ungrammatical solution to not knowing the person's gender. If this person has a penis, presumably you do know.
I don't think the girl that is sucking the guys dick is the person texting... It could be like an ugly chick that the girl doesn't like n Maybe it's like the girls ex or something..
I bet it was OP.