well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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There are standards for random head? I've never heard of such a thing..
This is why you shouldn't make fun of the guy hitting on the fat girl at the bar.
I have none
way to make momma proud. Firsty
Hmm I assumed it was a girl saying this. Implying that she is the ugly one and her victim was the one with low standards. I think its even funnier if its a guy saying it.
Rule 435: There are no standards to getting Sucked, just as long as they do it well, wo cares what they look like. that's what paper bags are for...
wouldn't a paper bag interfere with the sucking? unless you're bagging yourself, but then you're into that whole auto-asphyxiation territory. I don't want to go there.
You cut a whole....
It better be a big hole. Just give her a zoro mask. =]
People always ruin the magic of the texts with comments >.>
I thought Dick Cheney was in the hospital with a bad heart.
Kinda want to see the first part of the convo. I'd guess. "dude, you have no standards. I can't believe you are going home with that hoodrat"
Wow you have to KNOW you're petty ugly today that about yourself....hello insecurity goodbye self dignity
What if it's a guy?
And also, that someone with very low standards is getting STDs.
Are you referring to yourself or the person you're blowing? Either way your self respect is exemplary.
Sounds like a great comeback.
You talentless hack. Die in a fire. Or fall of the dock of the bay and drown, since its more your style.
*his. "Their" is a dumb, ungrammatical solution to not knowing the person's gender. If this person has a penis, presumably you do know.
I don't think the girl that is sucking the guys dick is the person texting... It could be like an ugly chick that the girl doesn't like n Maybe it's like the girls ex or something..
I bet it was OP.