brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
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Just like when you say to your dog "Don't shake all over the house and get the hall wet, Spike," and all the dog hears is "Blah blah blah blah blah blah Spike,"....all this guy read was "Blah blah blah blah blah FUCKING RUN!"
your BoyFriend must have translated the "brb" as "Better Run Bitch"
How about you learn to write like a normal person and not like a retard
and way to go, you sound so fucking desperate.
maybe he'd stay if you learned to speak english fuck.
do one better than that. slam your nuts in a door. or ovaries.
A better approach would be to promise a blowjob in the bathroom or something. Christ, he was out of the door right behind her i bet.
5 04 how would an old lady with a bunch of cats in any way be a whore.. fuckin retard
this looks like texts my ex-boyfriend would send me.
agree with 3:11.... hahahahaha take the phone with you...loser.
run far away....quickly
I think the point is it's a text...there's no reason to say to say "BRB"
plz wear condom. plz
The worst frickin thing to say... who is gonna stay for that?
hahaha ah good shit.
Wow, I don't even date people who don't spell out "you" when they text
jesus 1009 learn some basic fucking english you retard
What absolutely baffles me is, why do people abbreviate in the first place? It would take me longer to figure out an understandible abbreviation and type it out than it would to just spell the word.
What the fuck! Why did this get posted on here shit isn't funny
if you want to talk about your relationship, wouldn't it be best to actually call?? \nand "BRB" in a text? i'm pretty sure that person can wait patiently until you did whatever it was you had to do and then come back and answer. it's not like they're hanging on your every text like life support.
Yeah - I'd have been gone....
dont she realize 2 things you never say to the other person in the relationship . A) You never soend eniough time with me! and B) Can we talk about us? lol 99% of boys and girls would haul ass . Personally I would haul ass spitting rocks at a dude as I drove away, after I got them to get into my car , agareeing to talk "about us" and then kick him 0ut 100 miles from home.
9:48 i agree, but still funny 5:04. or just normal names spelt all weird...like &y and SuZ
how do you know it's a girl?
Anyone who talks like that is not old or normal enough to have a relationship in the first place.
AH I finally get it! It's funny because the texter used very bad english and said that he wanted to talk about the relationship. But is the said relationship going to last? That is the funny!
May 22, 2009 12:32PM - for the fucking winnnnn!
i feel like this was a man, not a woman...poor bastard
get yourself fixed...stupid people shouldn't reproduce!
The part that KILLS me is "2" being short hand for "to". Like a 2 letter word is soooooooo long that you have a burning desire to shorten it. I'm sure this girl/guy is a bucket of never-ending laughter and intelligent conversation.
What I don't understand is why write some words like "don't" in full and shorten "to"? I mean it's a four letter word AND it has an apostrophe...
id bet money that bitch will end up alone, 300 pounds, and have cats with abnormaly short names.
That, or she's that dumb bitch that would rather focus on her split ends than her own intelligence. Though, I don't see how she'd be a whore. Sex wasn't mentioned and your prediction doesn't reflect the stereotype of a whore in the very least.
Oh man this one made me laugh more than the past ten pages. Begging! Hahaha
I fucking hate when people type like this. They're either lazy and don't want to type out the full words, or they're retarded and just can't.
I actually understood that, amazing.
u instead of you I can deal with... ur instead of your... too far, bye. Something tells me its a very immature whore. Run away
I'll be right here.... Sike! Hahaha
stupid. not funny.
Who says "BRB" in a text? Sounds more like an IM to me. Stupid people.
Omfg stp wth the abrv plz