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  • Just like when you say to your dog "Don't shake all over the house and get the hall wet, Spike," and all the dog hears is "Blah blah blah blah blah blah Spike,"....all this guy read was "Blah blah blah blah blah FUCKING RUN!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:32pm
  • your BoyFriend must have translated the "brb" as "Better Run Bitch"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:22pm
  • How about you learn to write like a normal person and not like a retard and way to go, you sound so fucking desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:14pm
  • maybe he'd stay if you learned to speak english fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:17am
  • do one better than that. slam your nuts in a door. or ovaries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:23am
  • 5 04 how would an old lady with a bunch of cats in any way be a whore.. fuckin retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:48am
  • A better approach would be to promise a blowjob in the bathroom or something. Christ, he was out of the door right behind her i bet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:26pm
  • agree with 3:11.... hahahahaha take the phone with you...loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:33pm
  • this looks like texts my ex-boyfriend would send me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:55pm
  • run far away....quickly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:24pm
  • I think the point is it's a text...there's no reason to say to say "BRB"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:11am
  • The worst frickin thing to say... who is gonna stay for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:46pm
  • plz wear condom. plz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:12am
  • Wow, I don't even date people who don't spell out "you" when they text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:58pm
  • jesus 1009 learn some basic fucking english you retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:20pm
  • What the fuck! Why did this get posted on here shit isn't funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:50am
  • What absolutely baffles me is, why do people abbreviate in the first place? It would take me longer to figure out an understandible abbreviation and type it out than it would to just spell the word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:31am
  • hahaha ah good shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:50pm
  • get yourself fixed...stupid people shouldn't reproduce!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:47am
  • if you want to talk about your relationship, wouldn't it be best to actually call?? \nand "BRB" in a text? i'm pretty sure that person can wait patiently until you did whatever it was you had to do and then come back and answer. it's not like they're hanging on your every text like life support.

    Submitted by toast007 on Apr 10, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Anyone who talks like that is not old or normal enough to have a relationship in the first place.

    Submitted by nyc1990 on Aug 12, 10 at 12:17am
  • AH I finally get it! It's funny because the texter used very bad english and said that he wanted to talk about the relationship. But is the said relationship going to last? That is the funny! - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:20pm
  • id bet money that bitch will end up alone, 300 pounds, and have cats with abnormaly short names. whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:04pm
    • That, or she's that dumb bitch that would rather focus on her split ends than her own intelligence. Though, I don't see how she'd be a whore. Sex wasn't mentioned and your prediction doesn't reflect the stereotype of a whore in the very least.

      Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 14, 10 at 12:49am
  • dont she realize 2 things you never say to the other person in the relationship . A) You never soend eniough time with me! and B) Can we talk about us? lol 99% of boys and girls would haul ass . Personally I would haul ass spitting rocks at a dude as I drove away, after I got them to get into my car , agareeing to talk "about us" and then kick him 0ut 100 miles from home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Yeah - I'd have been gone....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:10am
  • May 22, 2009 12:32PM - for the fucking winnnnn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:44pm
  • how do you know it's a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:10am
  • 9:48 i agree, but still funny 5:04. or just normal names spelt all weird...like &y and SuZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:21pm
  • I fucking hate when people type like this. They're either lazy and don't want to type out the full words, or they're retarded and just can't.

    Submitted by courtnayyy on Feb 17, 11 at 5:30am
  • The part that KILLS me is "2" being short hand for "to". Like a 2 letter word is soooooooo long that you have a burning desire to shorten it. I'm sure this girl/guy is a bucket of never-ending laughter and intelligent conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:58pm
    • What I don't understand is why write some words like "don't" in full and shorten "to"? I mean it's a four letter word AND it has an apostrophe...

      Submitted by Asilex on Feb 24, 10 at 1:07am
  • i feel like this was a man, not a woman...poor bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Oh man this one made me laugh more than the past ten pages. Begging! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:44am
  • Itz ovr

    Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 27, 10 at 3:56am
  • u instead of you I can deal with... ur instead of your... too far, bye. Something tells me its a very immature whore. Run away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:32pm
  • I actually understood that, amazing.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 10:26am
  • I'll be right here.... Sike! Hahaha

    Submitted by T_1 on Oct 9, 11 at 2:20pm
  • stupid. not funny.

    Submitted by lsudude258 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:00am
  • Who says "BRB" in a text? Sounds more like an IM to me. Stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:15am
  • Omfg stp wth the abrv plz

    Submitted by rawdfarva on May 27, 11 at 2:10am
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