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  • In Soviet Russia, period has you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm
  • There's being sexually adventurous, and then there's opening your vagina to anyone who walks by with any interest in you, also called being a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:46pm
  • I know this girl. Her daddy was relieved also...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I bet you it was a serority chick :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • in America vagina controls you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Well.. Do I need to fuck her before liking her status? Is that what she is implying?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:51pm
  • dude, at least your not preggers. Silver lining baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:08pm
  • what a skank! get on the pill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Aaaaaand that makes 1 person:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Actually she's implying that all the guys she had sex with are exstatic becAuse she got her period meaning she's not pregnant meaning the guys can give a sigh of relief because as Jerry would say "You are NOT the father!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Bet that's the most people have ever liked her status.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 1:45...why are you taking about the football team? it has nothing to do with her status. but speaking of that, its a fucking good thing the football players cant get pregnant, 75% of the team would be on pregnancy leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25am
  • In what? High school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Cum dumpster of a female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Wow Ima guy and dat dnt mak me happy. Wanam have me baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Wow..these girls posting their numbers on here sure makes me feel better about mine..No slut here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:40am
  • Alright, 10:58, that wasn't an invitation for you to share about your pitiful sexcapades....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:09pm
  • I read this to mean that she had her period and couldn't call any of them for sex and that's why they liked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I bet your a fuckin slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:55pm
  • so college = whorehood and facebook = place to advertise said whoreness?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:53pm
  • All the dudes calling her a whore just upset they can't get laid themselves!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Hahahahah hillarious...this is my best freind fosurr Haa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:03pm
  • ohhhh how i hate dumb people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Me to!!! I'm so happy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Hahahhaha. The girl didnt specify how many people she had sex with. Maybe it was just 2 or 3. Everyone needs to chilllllll outttttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Not that's the definition of a whore. Most ladies aren't but this chick is one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:01pm
  • 10:33... maury would say that lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:48pm
  • So.... One person liked her status??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Hahahahaha Only In New Jersey.... :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:49am
  • haaaaaaaaaah this one is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:29pm
  • "in soviet russia period has you" - that was hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Actually, she probably is a slut if everyone liked her getting her period. They're all relieved that they don't have to worry about her ass getting pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:58pm
  • And how many people would that be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:56pm
  • You people go around calling everyone a whore, you have mo idea how many guys she's had sex with. And it's none of your buisness. So why the fuck do you care. This is sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 432 people liked this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Hahahahahahahah this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:45pm
  • whether she on the pill or uses condoms someone who fucks a lot is still a slut - and this may be the saddest most unintentionally slutty thing i have ever read - i can't believe you would actually brag about this - GROSS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Does anyone not in college send texts? Or is it just that the mods are frat boy bitches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:05pm
  • yoooo people chill out. maybe you shouldn't assume things if you don't know? damn i didn't think this many people were that dumb. she couldve fucked one person, 2,3, 263 people for all you know. and you don't know, so uhm, relax. hah Kay that's alll I had to say. ignorant people kinda annoy me:/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:48am
  • I doubt she's a slut. How many guys did you bang?I got up to 23 <3 I'm a sophomore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm
  • hahahahah thats amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I guess this is a good night ...but you're still a whore. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:18pm
  • first text on here that's made me laugh in a while - hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Hahaha this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Does that make you a slut.... I think so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:04pm
  • lesson of the day: wrap it before you tap it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:23am
  • probably a UT Austin coed. They will fuck anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:15pm
  • fucking first bitchez!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Sounds like what my friends would do to me lol :) they are so mean, but i loveeee it! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:13am
  • I have twins with diffrent parents in my belly right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:13pm
  • umm being a whore isnt really something to be proud of..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:20am
  • So what you're saying is nobody liked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:34am
  • Ready for round 2 :)

    Submitted by RoseRich21 on Apr 16, 11 at 12:07pm
  • I'm had sex with 40 guys :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:14am
  • Luv yu 12:48 stfuuu 3:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:37pm
  • /: guys she said "Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it." meaning her partners there, which could be like 2... probably not but it's all good. Also she said her friends did it, so she wasn't bragging. And someone else probably put this text in not her. So I'm gonna go ahead and say you should shut up and stop calling her a slut even tho its funny as shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Normally I hate it when women are called sluts because just because they like to have sex too, but this chick is definitely a slut because it sounds like she doesn't use condoms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Haven't any of you seen "I didn't know I was pregnant"? Just because she had he =r period doesn't mean she isn't knocked up...just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I gave this a with the notion youre hot. If I find out ur a skank, ur totally getting a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:34pm
  • You've got to tone it down whore, not everybody should cum in your wide and gaping cunt, take some in the face or on your tits; maybe in the ass or are you not that sluty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:49am
  • My record 17. Junior in college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:31pm
  • hahaha now this text is awesome

    Submitted by jaffizzle on Feb 4, 10 at 2:35am
  • *Shakes head* awful.... Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:11am
  • ^^i thought the SAME thing at first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:59pm
  • 1058 Plymouth state? You trashy whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:34am
  • Shes not a whore! shes a FUN college girl! the rest of u are just jelous! (girls and guys)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:13am
  • Hahajahahahhahhahahahahhaha classic

    Submitted by herrrrro on May 24, 10 at 11:59pm
  • 3:52 - best soviet russia joke ive seen in a while :)

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:34pm
  • hahahah I'm sure that made them relieved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:49am
  • Of course every guy at college liked it, imagine you bringing the whole football team on Maury trying to figure out who was the father of your kid was. Your fathers $$$ well spent. If only you could a degree in....Whoredom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:45pm
  • LOVE THE STATUS HAHA i hate whores but its always a relief to know that the ones u fucked got their period lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:14pm
  • The hell is wrong wit u 7:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:52pm
  • hahahahahahahahahha classic

    Submitted by tbomb89 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:06am
  • Hoes like this give Jersey a bad rep.. But funny non the less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • ah the little things when you're a giant whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 11:09 definitely agreed. Nothing to go boasting about

    Submitted by MissRx on Jul 30, 14 at 2:51am