They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I bet you it was a serority chick :-/
There's being sexually adventurous, and then there's opening your vagina to anyone who walks by with any interest in you, also called being a slut.
I know this girl. Her daddy was relieved also...
In Soviet Russia, period has you
Well.. Do I need to fuck her before liking her status? Is that what she is implying?
what a skank! get on the pill.
dude, at least your not preggers. Silver lining baby.
1:45...why are you taking about the football team? it has nothing to do with her status. but speaking of that, its a fucking good thing the football players cant get pregnant, 75% of the team would be on pregnancy leave.
in America vagina controls you.
Wow Ima guy and dat dnt mak me happy. Wanam have me baby
Bet that's the most people have ever liked her status.
Actually she's implying that all the guys she had sex with are exstatic becAuse she got her period meaning she's not pregnant meaning the guys can give a sigh of relief because as Jerry would say "You are NOT the father!!"
Hahahahah hillarious...this is my best freind fosurr
Cum dumpster of a female.
Aaaaaand that makes 1 person:)
I read this to mean that she had her period and couldn't call any of them for sex and that's why they liked it
And how many people would that be?
Wow..these girls posting their numbers on here sure makes me feel better about mine..No slut here.
so college = whorehood and facebook = place to advertise said whoreness?
I bet your a fuckin slut
Me to!!! I'm so happy!
Hahahhaha. The girl didnt specify how many people she had sex with. Maybe it was just 2 or 3. Everyone needs to chilllllll outttttt.
In what? High school?
Not that's the definition of a whore. Most ladies aren't but this chick is one.
10:33... maury would say that lol
whether she on the pill or uses condoms someone who fucks a lot is still a slut - and this may be the saddest most unintentionally slutty thing i have ever read - i can't believe you would actually brag about this - GROSS!
"in soviet russia period has you" - that was hilarious!
Hahaha this is funny
haaaaaaaaaah this one is great
Hahahahaha Only In New Jersey.... :D
All the dudes calling her a whore just upset they can't get laid themselves!
Actually, she probably is a slut if everyone liked her getting her period. They're all relieved that they don't have to worry about her ass getting pregnant.
432 people liked this!
ohhhh how i hate dumb people.
Hahahahahahahah this is great
Alright, 10:58, that wasn't an invitation for you to share about your pitiful sexcapades....
So.... One person liked her status??
You people go around calling everyone a whore, you have mo idea how many guys she's had sex with. And it's none of your buisness. So why the fuck do you care. This is sad.
first text on here that's made me laugh in a while - hilarious
Does anyone not in college send texts? Or is it just that the mods are frat boy bitches?
Sounds like what my friends would do to me lol :) they are so mean, but i loveeee it! :D
Does that make you a slut.... I think so
I doubt she's a slut. How many guys did you bang?I got up to 23 <3 I'm a sophomore
umm being a whore isnt really something to be proud of..
yoooo people chill out. maybe you shouldn't assume things if you don't know? damn i didn't think this many people were that dumb. she couldve fucked one person, 2,3, 263 people for all you know. and you don't know, so uhm, relax.
hah Kay that's alll I had to say. ignorant people kinda annoy me:/
I have twins with diffrent parents in my belly right now
So what you're saying is nobody liked it
I guess this is a good night
...but you're still a whore. (:
fucking first bitchez!!!!
Luv yu 12:48 stfuuu 3:20
lesson of the day: wrap it before you tap it.
I'm had sex with 40 guys :D
/: guys she said "Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it." meaning her partners there, which could be like 2... probably not but it's all good. Also she said her friends did it, so she wasn't bragging. And someone else probably put this text in not her.
So I'm gonna go ahead and say you should shut up and stop calling her a slut
even tho its funny as shit
probably a UT Austin coed. They will fuck anything
Ready for round 2 :)
You've got to tone it down whore, not everybody should cum in your wide and gaping cunt, take some in the face or on your tits; maybe in the ass or are you not that sluty?
My record 17. Junior in college
I gave this a with the notion youre hot. If I find out ur a skank, ur totally getting a
hahahahah thats amazing
Haven't any of you seen "I didn't know I was pregnant"? Just because she had he =r period doesn't mean she isn't knocked up...just sayin.
hahaha now this text is awesome
^^i thought the SAME thing at first
*Shakes head* awful.... Hahaha
Normally I hate it when women are called sluts because just because they like to have sex too, but this chick is definitely a slut because it sounds like she doesn't use condoms.
1058 Plymouth state? You trashy whore
LOVE THE STATUS HAHA i hate whores but its always a relief to know that the ones u fucked got their period lol
hahahah I'm sure that made them relieved.
The hell is wrong wit u 7:36
Of course every guy at college liked it, imagine you bringing the whole football team on Maury trying to figure out who was the father of your kid was. Your fathers $$$ well spent. If only you could a degree in....Whoredom!
Shes not a whore! shes a FUN college girl! the rest of u are just jelous! (girls and guys)
3:52 - best soviet russia joke ive seen in a while :)
Hoes like this give Jersey a bad rep.. But funny non the less.
ah the little things when you're a giant whore
11:09 definitely agreed. Nothing to go boasting about