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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    In Soviet Russia, period has you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:04pm

    I know this girl. Her daddy was relieved also...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:46pm

    There's being sexually adventurous, and then there's opening your vagina to anyone who walks by with any interest in you, also called being a slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    I bet you it was a serority chick :-/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    All the dudes calling her a whore just upset they can't get laid themselves!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:54pm

    in America vagina controls you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:09pm

    Alright, 10:58, that wasn't an invitation for you to share about your pitiful sexcapades....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:58pm

    Actually, she probably is a slut if everyone liked her getting her period. They're all relieved that they don't have to worry about her ass getting pregnant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:59pm

    In what? High school?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:52pm

    Bet that's the most people have ever liked her status.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    Cum dumpster of a female.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25am

    1:45...why are you taking about the football team? it has nothing to do with her status. but speaking of that, its a fucking good thing the football players cant get pregnant, 75% of the team would be on pregnancy leave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    whether she on the pill or uses condoms someone who fucks a lot is still a slut - and this may be the saddest most unintentionally slutty thing i have ever read - i can't believe you would actually brag about this - GROSS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:55pm

    So.... One person liked her status??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:15pm

    probably a UT Austin coed. They will fuck anything

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:33pm

    Actually she's implying that all the guys she had sex with are exstatic becAuse she got her period meaning she's not pregnant meaning the guys can give a sigh of relief because as Jerry would say "You are NOT the father!!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:55pm

    I bet your a fuckin slut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:23am

    lesson of the day: wrap it before you tap it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm

    Hahahhaha. The girl didnt specify how many people she had sex with. Maybe it was just 2 or 3. Everyone needs to chilllllll outttttt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:13pm

    I have twins with diffrent parents in my belly right now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:16pm

    "in soviet russia period has you" - that was hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:51pm

    Well.. Do I need to fuck her before liking her status? Is that what she is implying?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    /: guys she said "Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it." meaning her partners there, which could be like 2... probably not but it's all good. Also she said her friends did it, so she wasn't bragging. And someone else probably put this text in not her. So I'm gonna go ahead and say you should shut up and stop calling her a slut even tho its funny as shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:57pm

    I read this to mean that she had her period and couldn't call any of them for sex and that's why they liked it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:08pm

    dude, at least your not preggers. Silver lining baby.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:18pm

    ohhhh how i hate dumb people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:14pm

    432 people liked this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:49am

    Hahahahaha Only In New Jersey.... :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    so college = whorehood and facebook = place to advertise said whoreness?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:01pm

    Not that's the definition of a whore. Most ladies aren't but this chick is one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    Does anyone not in college send texts? Or is it just that the mods are frat boy bitches?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:48am

    yoooo people chill out. maybe you shouldn't assume things if you don't know? damn i didn't think this many people were that dumb. she couldve fucked one person, 2,3, 263 people for all you know. and you don't know, so uhm, relax. hah Kay that's alll I had to say. ignorant people kinda annoy me:/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:14pm

    LOVE THE STATUS HAHA i hate whores but its always a relief to know that the ones u fucked got their period lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:32pm

    what a skank! get on the pill.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:45pm

    Hahahahahahahah this is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:04pm

    hahahahah thats amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:42pm

    Haven't any of you seen "I didn't know I was pregnant"? Just because she had he =r period doesn't mean she isn't knocked up...just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:40am

    Wow..these girls posting their numbers on here sure makes me feel better about mine..No slut here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:56pm

    And how many people would that be?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:42pm

    Aaaaaand that makes 1 person:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:48pm

    Wow Ima guy and dat dnt mak me happy. Wanam have me baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:28pm

    Me to!!! I'm so happy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:49am

    hahahah I'm sure that made them relieved.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:13am

    Sounds like what my friends would do to me lol :) they are so mean, but i loveeee it! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:18pm

    I guess this is a good night ...but you're still a whore. (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:45pm

    Of course every guy at college liked it, imagine you bringing the whole football team on Maury trying to figure out who was the father of your kid was. Your fathers $$$ well spent. If only you could a degree in....Whoredom!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:58pm

    I doubt she's a slut. How many guys did you bang?I got up to 23 <3 I'm a sophomore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    You people go around calling everyone a whore, you have mo idea how many guys she's had sex with. And it's none of your buisness. So why the fuck do you care. This is sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:29pm

    haaaaaaaaaah this one is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:15pm

    Hahaha this is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:04pm

    Does that make you a slut.... I think so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:02pm

    fucking first bitchez!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:20am

    umm being a whore isnt really something to be proud of..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:34am

    1058 Plymouth state? You trashy whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    first text on here that's made me laugh in a while - hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:03pm

    Hahahahah hillarious...this is my best freind fosurr Haa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:37pm

    Luv yu 12:48 stfuuu 3:20

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:48pm

    10:33... maury would say that lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:34am

    So what you're saying is nobody liked it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    Hoes like this give Jersey a bad rep.. But funny non the less.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:34pm

    I gave this a with the notion youre hot. If I find out ur a skank, ur totally getting a

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:13am

    Shes not a whore! shes a FUN college girl! the rest of u are just jelous! (girls and guys)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:31pm

    My record 17. Junior in college

  • Submitted by herrrrro on May 24, 10 at 11:59pm

    Hahajahahahhahhahahahahhaha classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:49am

    You've got to tone it down whore, not everybody should cum in your wide and gaping cunt, take some in the face or on your tits; maybe in the ass or are you not that sluty?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:11am

    *Shakes head* awful.... Hahaha

  • Submitted by tbomb89 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:06am

    hahahahahahahahahha classic

  • Submitted by RoseRich21 on Apr 16, 11 at 12:07pm

    Ready for round 2 :)

  • Submitted by jaffizzle on Feb 4, 10 at 2:35am

    hahaha now this text is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:59pm

    ^^i thought the SAME thing at first

  • Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 28, 10 at 2:34pm

    3:52 - best soviet russia joke ive seen in a while :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:14am

    I'm had sex with 40 guys :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:25pm

    Normally I hate it when women are called sluts because just because they like to have sex too, but this chick is definitely a slut because it sounds like she doesn't use condoms.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:52pm

    The hell is wrong wit u 7:36

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:04pm

    ah the little things when you're a giant whore

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    Submitted by MissRx on Jul 30, 14 at 2:51am

    11:09 definitely agreed. Nothing to go boasting about