MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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This is just pathetic.
I remember when I was 15 too
the dog dosent count
Neither does your sister.
Or your mom
or your cousin
or a chicken
or your cousin's chicken
or the mailman. all while you smoke crack.
This is Fez from that 70s show but modern day.
No one cares about your Fleshlight.
why should people thank you for ending a drought?
I don't know what is so special about mass text but apparently he had to say it twice