That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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not only do i believe this but i applaud this man.
More like "it's good enough that you get to..."
-5 for being a bad wingman. Shame on you.
God seriously a properly used accent alone can get a girl wet. Personal experience
A friend of mine is English and this situation couldn't be more common. Fuckin' accents...