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  • At least you only had to deal with that for one night. My old roommate used to shit all over the house on a regular basis and not clean it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:55pm
  • thats what you get for fucking aunt miriam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:42pm
  • One time I felt a turd that was still in a chicks bum with my finger.. It was spiky?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:13pm
  • 4:50 is right = it happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:44pm
  • THAT VERONICA VAUGHAN IS ONE PIECE OF ACE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:53pm
  • 12:55...yeah i read that crazy roommate story too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:17pm
  • This doesn't say much for Eastern Washington.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:51am
  • I don't think it has anything to do with her age. More to do with your luck and standards. Sorry homes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 2:57 was the one that shit in the shower..

    Submitted by The_Playful_Nun on Dec 13, 11 at 6:13am
  • Lmao wow is right hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Dude do u have a thing for retarded cougars?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 12:55... Is your roommate a pet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:51pm
  • That's gross dude what the fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:35pm
  • y didnt she clean it up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Siiiiiick! That is awful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:51am
  • 12:55 is your roommate a pet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:48pm
  • That's too wow to be real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I would've made the whore lick it 'till it was clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:57am
  • Dude is ur mom over effing 60. Ur sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:32pm
  • If you start hittin' the older chicks, you better bring the Depends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Better than her shitting all over your dick, lap, and bed, but not by a whole lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:57am
  • You retards disgust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:49am
  • Who gives a fuck if it's fake? Stop crying and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Yuck. You need to upgrade your standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Shhh dude that is so gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:50pm
  • This is such a bullshit post. Clearly a person would have just picked up the turd with some toilet paper and dropped it in the toilet that was RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER and then washed the tub out. WHY on earth would a person embarrass themselves by WAKING you up to say "oh I shit in your shower Im so sorry how embarrassing" Please, this is sooooo FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I shit in a guys shower once wen we did anal in there just rite dwn the drain (:

    Submitted by jh0rny on Aug 20, 10 at 3:12am
  • Are women your mom's age often found in nursing homes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 12:55 - you eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:57pm
  • There is some type of Adam Sandler obsession occurring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:28pm