she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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At least you only had to deal with that for one night. My old roommate used to shit all over the house on a regular basis and not clean it up.
thats what you get for fucking aunt miriam.
One time I felt a turd that was still in a chicks bum with my finger.. It was spiky?
4:50 is right = it happens
THAT VERONICA VAUGHAN IS ONE PIECE OF ACE!
12:55...yeah i read that crazy roommate story too
This doesn't say much for Eastern Washington.
I don't think it has anything to do with her age. More to do with your luck and standards. Sorry homes.
2:57 was the one that shit in the shower..
Lmao wow is right hilarious
Dude do u have a thing for retarded cougars?
12:55... Is your roommate a pet?
That's gross dude what the fuck
y didnt she clean it up?
Siiiiiick! That is awful!
12:55 is your roommate a pet?
That's too wow to be real
I would've made the whore lick it 'till it was clean.
Dude is ur mom over effing 60. Ur sad
If you start hittin' the older chicks, you better bring the Depends.
Better than her shitting all over your dick, lap, and bed, but not by a whole lot.
You retards disgust me.
Who gives a fuck if it's fake? Stop crying and move on.
Yuck. You need to upgrade your standards.
Shhh dude that is so gross
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
This is such a bullshit post. Clearly a person would have just picked up the turd with some toilet paper and dropped it in the toilet that was RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHOWER and then washed the tub out. WHY on earth would a person embarrass themselves by WAKING you up to say "oh I shit in your shower Im so sorry how embarrassing"
Please, this is sooooo FAKE
I shit in a guys shower once wen we did anal in there just rite dwn the drain (:
Are women your mom's age often found in nursing homes?
12:55 - you eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?
There is some type of Adam Sandler obsession occurring.