3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Blame the bong they got from goodwill.
My roommate set a ramen noodle block on fire and turned the inside of our white microwave a lovely shade of yellow all because he forgot to add water.
Sounds like any campus* to me. Srsly, how hard is popcorn?
sounds like Clarkson University to me haha
Or SLU, or one of the SUNYs.....
It was SUNY Potsdam. I submitted it, haha. :)
This totally happened at Carroll...stupid freshmen.