My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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What is the new soviet Russia guys deal?! The first guy that started it was actually pretty funny but this guy is just an idiot
Nice move! :)
This soviet russia guy needs to dieeeeeee
This family is going steadily downhill.
I haven't had a hickey since 7th grade..Grow up.
Now and shut* sorry..this text is too long to see what I'm typing.
In soviet Russia jockeys burn you
We burn the font soviet with our jockeys.... Go home dip shit. You are stupid
Poor parents with multiple whore daughters
That's just messed up
10:48 you also haven't had a boyfriend since seventh grade. PS I can't see what in writing bc I'm on my iPhone and this text was too long, so pardon any typos
Can anyone else not see what they are typif?
Soviet Russia guy offends ne not because he is a rascist but because as a stand up comedian I know th where soviet Russia joke started and the ones on this site just make no sense
ahhh. classic misdirection
2:02 I've been with the same guy since I was 15..I'm 21 mow so shit the fuck up.
Oh the joys of having older siblings =]
Takes whore hour to a whole new meaning
Jockeys. Are fun to get and recurve
If you're such a comdedian then why aren't you funny?
Higgs like to take money from the white man!
Jockeys are dirty!!!
In soviet Russia pregnacy test takes you
the mother must be proud of her two slut daughters
Stay classy downstate new York!
Soviet Russia guy is a loser!! Get a life you racist retard!
What's fucking mess family
She must be proud to have whores as daughters
Soviet russia ur a douchebag
Try explaning one on your check
Wow this is every nig in the ghetto
In soviet Russia comediensin get fed to the dirty n I g g e r s
Some one us rascist u a s s hole
This would be in my area code...