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  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 4:24pm

    Perhapse a negative STD screening would be better, ya ho-ho-ho!

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      Submitted by grenadewizard on Dec 22, 11 at 5:20pm

      perfect!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 11:53pm

        you win!

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          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:02am

          Thank you, my pets...I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy. Come on, little Squishies.

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:32am

            squish squish

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              Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 9:36am

              Holy fucking puke!! Send them some big boy panties while you're at it!!!

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                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 10:35am

                Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. Is the good feeling gone?

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                  Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 10:56am

                  Pets? Squishies? Waiter, check please!!!

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                    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:50am

                    Finding Nemo...

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                      Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 12:19pm

                      Didn't get the reference, cute, for another site maybe. Can we please get back to puke and dick jokes now please?

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                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:39pm

                      Dick jokes... Sure, drop your pants! Lol!

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                      Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 2:08pm

                      Even the largest of organs will seem small if you put it in a cathedral honey....

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                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 2:55pm

                      Lol! Real men find it to be a tight fit... Are you sure you've hit puberty or are you like the "fun size" version of a real candy bar?

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                      Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 3:52pm

                      Like the" real men" that respond to being called your pet and squishy? Yeah, I guess I can't compete with that. I'm big enough to not feel a need to brag about size or exploits. Wait till I hit puberty though and things could change.

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                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 4:04pm

                      LMFAO!!! You're so much fun to play with!

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                    Submitted by sleete on Dec 24, 11 at 1:11am

                    It's from finding nemo, google "I Shall Call Him Squishy".

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                Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:49am

                I can't help but think of a priest facefucking a nun as she gags and pukes all over his junk. Wtf.

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                  Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 12:21pm

                  Catholicism F'd you up man!!! Stop now, I'm afraid it's going to turn into an alter boys true confession!

  • Submitted by WesPip on Dec 22, 11 at 5:00pm

    Who has hookups on their holiday shopping list?

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 22, 11 at 4:23pm

    You should also let them know you did test positive for herpes though. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

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    Submitted by HungryVipers on Dec 22, 11 at 9:36pm

    Merry Syphlis and a Happy Gonnoreah.

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    Submitted by slaesar on Dec 22, 11 at 4:30pm

    Justin Beiber is going to be sooo relieved!

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    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 22, 11 at 4:15pm

    too bad the STDs will last a lifetime, nice work being the holiday slut

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    Submitted by tlovell on Dec 22, 11 at 4:21pm

    Send 'em some condoms too

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 22, 11 at 7:34pm

    Christmas has lots of Ho's!

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    Submitted by warshadow on Dec 22, 11 at 7:44pm

    Should probably send them photos of your std screenings too...

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 22, 11 at 4:20pm

    If that's the case, save the picture. A bj will suffice

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Dec 22, 11 at 11:34pm

    Hedonistic- again you win! \nMy first laugh of the day out of this lame ass app... Lol

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 12:12am

      Thanks sweetie; I am only here for your amusement.

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    Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 22, 11 at 7:27pm

    slute!

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    Submitted by mg02 on Dec 23, 11 at 1:40am

    Did Hedonistic just make a Ratchet and Clank reference? :)

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 6:43am

    Nice Dory quote Hedo