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  • 53 18
    Submitted by itouch on Jul 22, 10 at 10:01am
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    Sexsomnia. My ex used to do crazy shit while he was asleep. It was hard to stop sometimes.

  • 53 23
    Submitted by canonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 10:12am
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    good he is not a cop,or else he would roll over in his sleep, call you a robber and taser the shit out of you

  • 35 28
    Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36am
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    As in the gardening tool? Or did you mean "ho"?

  • 27 22
    Submitted by mide765 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:15pm
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    Tiger Woods?

  • 26 23
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Stupid monkees

  • 25 24
    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Jul 23, 10 at 2:14am
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    I think I used to hook up with the same guy...

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42am
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    Beer dingo ... Stay away from here....

  • 27 28
    Submitted by chloebbz on Jul 22, 10 at 9:29am
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    Haha this sounds like my bf :L

  • 20 29
    Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 22, 10 at 11:53am
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    I'm crying laughing at this. It's awful, but oh-so hysterical!!

  • 21 31
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 11:48am
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    Dump him.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by hurst on Jul 22, 10 at 9:27am
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    I apparently used to put my gfs hand on my crotch in the middle of the night.

    • 26 17
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 11:49am
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      because she wouldn't put it there herself

  • 18 31
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:23pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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