that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Gotta love the "logic" that a guy who is married, recently divorced, or in a relationship is more desirable to women. It's like little kids who don't care about something until their friend wants to play with it.
It COST six bucks; it's clearly worth much more.
Just Go With It.
hey buddy, I wasnt a girl...
Now that's funny
Isn't there a movie like that with adam sandler? Haha
Chicks see him as sweet, vulnerable, and also eager for attention...sad puppy syndrome, we have to 'pet' him!!! So, knowing he's single and wants attention is basically a big green light for a girl looking to get laid herself.
And yet if a guy is desperate, or literally advertising that he wants to get laid that's a red light? "LOGIC"\n\nSorry I'm not too good at the whole lying thing
If you would have said "recently widowed" you would have gotten laid 10 times.
It's the lord of the "shwings" trilogy
eh maybe he got to poke her in the ass too......totally woth the 6 bucks
I bet those were really high quality girls...
each time was worth 2 dollars... BARGAIN!
Noone writing "thrice" deserves to get laid, not even once.
And I suppose someone who misspells no one as one word does?!\n\nhttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/noone\n\nSee the first thing after pronoun.\n\nFucking Americans
Really? I never would have assumed this would work! Thoughts on why? Clearly I have much to learn bout chicks.
Thrice?! Eat it up now...I have a feeling this won't be a regular thing for you.
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