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  • Gotta love the "logic" that a guy who is married, recently divorced, or in a relationship is more desirable to women. It's like little kids who don't care about something until their friend wants to play with it.

    Submitted by ssabmud on Aug 27, 11 at 5:26pm
  • It COST six bucks; it's clearly worth much more.

    Submitted by FutureHegemon on Aug 27, 11 at 8:44pm
  • Just Go With It.

    Submitted by dirtysouthtexas on Aug 27, 11 at 2:50pm
  • Isn't there a movie like that with adam sandler? Haha

    Submitted by cv99 on Aug 27, 11 at 5:03pm
  • hey buddy, I wasnt a girl...

    Submitted by lilnicky73 on Aug 27, 11 at 2:45pm
  • Chicks see him as sweet, vulnerable, and also eager for attention...sad puppy syndrome, we have to 'pet' him!!! So, knowing he's single and wants attention is basically a big green light for a girl looking to get laid herself.

    Submitted by ashmc2001 on Aug 27, 11 at 11:19pm
    • And yet if a guy is desperate, or literally advertising that he wants to get laid that's a red light? "LOGIC"\n\nSorry I'm not too good at the whole lying thing

      Submitted by Siethron on Aug 28, 11 at 8:00pm
  • If you would have said "recently widowed" you would have gotten laid 10 times.

    Submitted by jfs on Aug 28, 11 at 10:53am
  • My hero!

    Submitted by Nissticle13 on Aug 27, 11 at 3:39pm
  • winning

    Submitted by taylor_jpeg on Aug 27, 11 at 3:52pm
  • eh maybe he got to poke her in the ass too......totally woth the 6 bucks

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Aug 28, 11 at 12:11am
  • It's the lord of the "shwings" trilogy

    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Aug 27, 11 at 9:54pm
  • I bet those were really high quality girls...

    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 28, 11 at 10:29pm
  • Noone writing "thrice" deserves to get laid, not even once.

    Submitted by lgm on Aug 27, 11 at 6:09pm
    • And I suppose someone who misspells no one as one word does?!\n\nhttp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/noone\n\nSee the first thing after pronoun.\n\nFucking Americans

      Submitted by GTipilot on Aug 27, 11 at 6:39pm
  • Really? I never would have assumed this would work! Thoughts on why? Clearly I have much to learn bout chicks.

    Submitted by wcjj on Aug 27, 11 at 3:41pm
  • each time was worth 2 dollars... BARGAIN!

    Submitted by iHungover on Aug 31, 11 at 2:57am
  • Thrice?! Eat it up now...I have a feeling this won't be a regular thing for you.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Aug 27, 11 at 3:08pm
  • I <3 Tampa!

    Submitted by TampaDave on Aug 29, 11 at 4:00pm