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  • Don't care, shark week is on. I'm basically taking a week vacation from trolling. (yes that is possible.)

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 1, 10 at 9:32am
  • If a lady ever screamed the wrong name while we were making love, I would not feel guilty at all about the surprise buttsex that was about to happen next. \n\nIf she did call me the right name there would still be buttsex, but I would probably feel bad about it later.

    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 1, 10 at 12:42pm
  • i wouldnt care, but the bonestorm that i would give would having her say myname with the next manwhore she fucked

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 1, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Ha I bet that made your night. It would make mine for sure.

    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Aug 1, 10 at 9:28am
  • I'd finish by nutting in your hair.

    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 1, 10 at 11:23am
  • You should have yelled out random celebrity names just to test him

    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:32pm
  • I wouldve came in here eye fuck her hair

    Submitted by F_kaba on Aug 1, 10 at 12:12pm
  • I just love hearing about "hot" whores who are so stupid they cant remember the name of the guy they're banging

    Submitted by Penny_Lane27 on Aug 1, 10 at 10:40pm
    • or are too obsessed with someone else to care... (ex, current bf, baby daddy) why does it have be about her being stupid?

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:21am
    • Why would she have to be a slut? Why coudnt she have just briefly thought of someone hotter/better?

      Submitted by CaseyMassacre on Aug 7, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Wow it rly got homo in here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Must have been desperate bc this msg tfln is so fucking stupid

    Submitted by sleohr on Aug 1, 10 at 12:26pm
  • That happened plus its shark week! Dang!

    Submitted by FX12 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:21am
  • @Rule enjoy shark week but get your ass back on here asap? Many more people love and laugh and admire you than those who envy or hate you! I'm a fan.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Aug 1, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Oh snap

    Submitted by OhSnapJD on Aug 1, 10 at 10:24am
  • Raar123789; shut the hell up. No one gives a shit. Your peobably the fattest one of all? I mean did you sweat having to come up with that bible verse? Really grow up.

    Submitted by SierraVee_ on Aug 5, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Hillsborooooo

    Submitted by RobJTrud on Aug 4, 10 at 1:39am
  • There is an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:07am
  • Tampa representing!

    Submitted by armoredcav on Aug 4, 10 at 11:21pm
  • What the fuck does it even matter? People argue over the stupidest things!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Now that is crazy lol

    Submitted by M3LLYM3L on Aug 1, 10 at 9:46am
  • Does it really matter what she calls you anyways?? You're going to get yours. Guys don't call girl's names out bc 1.) we don't care what your name is 2.) we don't remember....

    Submitted by flyhigh on Aug 6, 10 at 11:57am
  • thats fucking fantastic haha

    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Aug 2, 10 at 7:20pm
  • Same

    Submitted by dMo on Aug 1, 10 at 9:32am
  • Suprise buttsecks followed by cum in the hair and eyes.

    Submitted by marsho on Aug 2, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I would have done the same thing

    Submitted by niceman on Aug 2, 10 at 11:34am
  • Chick is probably fat and ugly. Anyone who uses the Internet is fat and ugly. So says god. "and thou who shalt find joy in the Internet will be forever fat and ugly" John 3:32. Except me :)

    Submitted by rawr123789 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:12am
    • Really? Is this funny to you? Looks like it has retarded pasted all over it, and for some reason I smell Cheatos and ass sweat wafting off of it as well.

      Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 17, 10 at 5:13pm
  • Damn lol get sum!

    Submitted by monkeyballer on Aug 1, 10 at 10:21am
  • Ahh shark week

    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:31am
  • @deadcat. How's it going my new boyfriend? Are you still liking the sweet sweet bed time stories? You asked if you could be my tfln boyfriend. I have many who hate me but none as much as you do. So Yes you are my new buddy! Now stfu dumbass. Lmao

    Submitted by im_twelve on Aug 1, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Angry pirate time!

    Submitted by shady11 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:02am
  • HOLY FUCK, this isnt funny!!! Like honestly one of the least funny texts ive ever read on this site.

    Submitted by Lonfellow58 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:41pm