I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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Don't care, shark week is on. I'm basically taking a week vacation from trolling. (yes that is possible.)
Have fun, Rules. See you next week.
If a lady ever screamed the wrong name while we were making love, I would not feel guilty at all about the surprise buttsex that was about to happen next. \n\nIf she did call me the right name there would still be buttsex, but I would probably feel bad about it later.
I like all the people who give thumbs ups to assrape. yay america!
i wouldnt care, but the bonestorm that i would give would having her say myname with the next manwhore she fucked
Ha I bet that made your night. It would make mine for sure.
I'd finish by nutting in your hair.
You should have yelled out random celebrity names just to test him
I wouldve came in here eye fuck her hair
You would have eye-fucked her hair?
I just love hearing about "hot" whores who are so stupid they cant remember the name of the guy they're banging
or are too obsessed with someone else to care... (ex, current bf, baby daddy) why does it have be about her being stupid?
Why would she have to be a slut? Why coudnt she have just briefly thought of someone hotter/better?
Wow it rly got homo in here...
Must have been desperate bc this msg tfln is so fucking stupid
That happened plus its shark week! Dang!
@Rule enjoy shark week but get your ass back on here asap? Many more people love and laugh and admire you than those who envy or hate you! I'm a fan.
Raar123789; shut the hell up. No one gives a shit. Your peobably the fattest one of all? I mean did you sweat having to come up with that bible verse? Really grow up.
Now that is crazy lol
What the fuck does it even matter? People argue over the stupidest things!
There is an app for that
Does it really matter what she calls you anyways?? You're going to get yours. Guys don't call girl's names out bc 1.) we don't care what your name is 2.) we don't remember....
thats fucking fantastic haha
Damn lol get sum!
Suprise buttsecks followed by cum in the hair and eyes.
I would have done the same thing
Ahh shark week
@deadcat. How's it going my new boyfriend? Are you still liking the sweet sweet bed time stories? You asked if you could be my tfln boyfriend. I have many who hate me but none as much as you do. So Yes you are my new buddy! Now stfu dumbass. Lmao
Chick is probably fat and ugly. Anyone who uses the Internet is fat and ugly. So says god. "and thou who shalt find joy in the Internet will be forever fat and ugly" John 3:32. Except me :)
Really? Is this funny to you? Looks like it has retarded pasted all over it, and for some reason I smell Cheatos and ass sweat wafting off of it as well.
Angry pirate time!
HOLY FUCK, this isnt funny!!! Like honestly one of the least funny texts ive ever read on this site.