He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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He just meant that you looked like you need a 12 foot anaconda.
In the jungle you must wait, until the dice roll five or eight.
maybe he just meant it was wet.
Rainforests are awesome. Take the damn compliment.
Hopefully it's the Rainforest Cafe, and he wants to dine in.
You misunderstood... he was just saying there was alot of things growing in it.
sounds like you're made for each other
First of all, he has no room to talk!
He must be asian. Hahahhaha.
This is a universal fail.
Bad Mitch can f off with his horrid webpage
perhaps you can name your razor hexus
Must be Chicago Jews. Oi Vay!
Maybe he meant it was green and damp. Oh wait...
This is just a bad night for everyone
Hmm sounds like someone I know would this kid happen to be named Chris??? Poor kid doesn't have but maybe two inches on him
F that I,d rather it look like a clear landing strip than a rainforest
Get some wood!
BadMitch always keeps the grass short, www.badmitch.com
then shave it!!!!!!!!!!
Gross, shave your stuff..
In the jungle the mighty jungle her vagina's hairy tonight!!
Then make it dry for him baby
Asian had to be!!! There pubes are like coat hanger finger follicles
if she's a rain forest, then he's the amazon jungle
The Amazon is a rain forest. Fail...
that's not a rain forest? pretty sure it's even called the amazon rain forest.