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  • 241 57
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 23, 11 at 4:35pm
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    He just meant that you looked like you need a 12 foot anaconda.

  • 201 61
    Submitted by kellyfed on May 23, 11 at 4:11pm
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    maybe he just meant it was wet.

  • 172 30
    Submitted by ZheelBair on May 24, 11 at 1:02am
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    In the jungle you must wait, until the dice roll five or eight.

  • 164 40
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 23, 11 at 3:54pm
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    Rainforests are awesome. Take the damn compliment.

  • 135 49
    Submitted by onlygayeskimo on May 23, 11 at 7:28pm
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    Hopefully it's the Rainforest Cafe, and he wants to dine in.

  • 115 56
    Submitted by TheRook on May 23, 11 at 3:56pm
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    You misunderstood... he was just saying there was alot of things growing in it.

  • 91 51
    Submitted by fromthepharcyde on May 23, 11 at 4:48pm
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    sounds like you're made for each other

  • 90 97
    Submitted by Van_604 on May 23, 11 at 5:02pm
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    He must be asian. Hahahhaha.

  • 60 42
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 23, 11 at 6:04pm
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    perhaps you can name your razor hexus

  • 58 50
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 23, 11 at 7:46pm
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    This is a universal fail.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 11 at 10:30pm
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    Maybe he meant it was green and damp. Oh wait...

  • 46 42
    Submitted by whatnow on May 24, 11 at 2:10am
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    This is just a bad night for everyone

  • 52 61
    Submitted by seriousitch on May 23, 11 at 6:04pm
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    Get some wood!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by nikkilou10 on May 25, 11 at 5:19am
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    Hmm sounds like someone I know would this kid happen to be named Chris??? Poor kid doesn't have but maybe two inches on him

  • 34 34
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jun 2, 11 at 6:04pm
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    Bad Mitch can f off with his horrid webpage

  • 53 73
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on May 23, 11 at 3:47pm
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    First of all, he has no room to talk!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Michguy on May 23, 11 at 6:47pm
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    Must be Chicago Jews. Oi Vay!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 23, 11 at 8:59pm
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    http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/16181302

  • 56 86
    Submitted by ck24 on May 23, 11 at 5:58pm
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    In the jungle the mighty jungle her vagina's hairy tonight!!

  • 29 36
    Submitted by redhead07 on May 25, 11 at 11:57pm
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    Gross, shave your stuff..

  • 32 50
    Submitted by anallonly on May 25, 11 at 11:32am
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    Then make it dry for him baby

  • 29 47
    Submitted by bighjg on May 24, 11 at 8:20pm
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    then shave it!!!!!!!!!!

  • 23 36
    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 7:32pm
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    BadMitch always keeps the grass short, www.badmitch.com

  • 23 38
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jun 2, 11 at 6:01pm
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    F that I,d rather it look like a clear landing strip than a rainforest

  • 7 16
    Submitted by karate1974 on Jun 23, 12 at 1:25am
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    Asian had to be!!! There pubes are like coat hanger finger follicles

  • 38 123
    Submitted by xShadenx on May 23, 11 at 3:58pm
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    if she's a rain forest, then he's the amazon jungle

    • 53 39
      Submitted by Vulpus on May 23, 11 at 4:33pm
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      The Amazon is a rain forest. Fail...

      • 29 40
        Submitted by ck24 on May 23, 11 at 5:52pm
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        your winning!

    • 39 32
      Submitted by PhenomenalOne on May 23, 11 at 11:50pm
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      that's not a rain forest? pretty sure it's even called the amazon rain forest.