why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Bruising is from that big-ass belt buckle
What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door?
i don't call him. i ask him how the hell he rang the doorbell ;)
Nothing more alcohol won't fix. Annnnddd fuck you firstfirst.