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  why is my forehead so bruised?

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  i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.

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  (+61): why is my forehead so bruised? (1+61): i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms. http://tfl.nu/t9yj
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  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 11 at 8:49pm

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  Bruising is from that big-ass belt buckle

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  Submitted by sleete on Nov 24, 11 at 5:15pm

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  Nothing more alcohol won't fix. Annnnddd fuck you firstfirst.

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  Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 1:47am

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  What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door?

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 25, 11 at 3:57am

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    Matt

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    Submitted by glitterpuke on Nov 25, 11 at 5:21pm

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    i don't call him. i ask him how the hell he rang the doorbell ;)

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  Submitted by pinkelephant7 on Nov 24, 11 at 8:26pm

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  Australiaaaa

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