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  • i think i know who wrote this. i hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Glad your night went well, Chuck Bass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:27am
  • he came across this decision whilst playing SIMS 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:48am
  • fuck the blonde then date the brunette

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:46pm
  • glad to see men are just as useless and respectable as the shit that comes out of their mouths.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:54am
  • Can't go wrong with a great ass and a trust fund

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:01pm
  • silly blonde, everyone knows brunettes are better

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:04pm
  • if the brunette can get it halfway down, you're an idiot if you choose the blonde.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:30am
  • Hasn't this been going on for years in Archie comics? Was the OP a ginger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:13pm
  • May 13, 11:30 PM... my new best friend ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Ideally--THREESOME. If not, well--fuck the brunette, you moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:19am
  • silly blondes. dicks are for chicks who have enough of a brain to know what to do with them :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:06pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am
  • ditto that! A great ass and a trust fund!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:03pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:13am
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am
  • I like the girls who post on this forum =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Dude hot blonde with no gag reflex....NOTHING BETTER!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm
  • "dumbasses the hot young blond IS ALWAYS a better choice. we suck dick best ; )" YOU GIVE US SMART BLONDES A BAD NAME. slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Dude, the blonde is up for the threesome, get the brunette drunker and let the idea sink in after the first bottle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:30pm
  • wake up buddy - it was only a dream. the blonde nor the brunette want to fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:33am
  • Why choose... Fuck em both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:30pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am
  • I'd do both. And I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:15pm
  • ahhh have you ever heard of good head? trust me it does wonders

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:54am
  • My mother always taught me that only ugly girls have to suck dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:33am
    • I realize the response is like...4 years late, but....tell me again why your mom didn't swallow?

      Submitted by DirtyNorwegian on May 29, 13 at 12:33am
  • ass and a trust fund? you looking for a wife or a fuck, take the blond with no gag son

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:43pm
  • The Blonde was born "Peter" thats Why "She" has no Gag reflex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:40pm
  • THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:05am
  • wow. your life is so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:43am
  • Take the ass and the trust fund. At least you won't have to pay her rent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Why do you have to choose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:58pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am
  • Why settle for just one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:58am
  • TRUST FUND! buy head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:27am
  • is it me? nobody has stated if the collars are matching the cuffs - blonde, brunette, same chick eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:03pm
  • ass + trust fund = happy for the rest of your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Trust fund with a nice ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:00am
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am
  • Oh gross. Which one is more likely to have an STD?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:55pm
  • its really not that great of a thing to be proud of. Anyone can learn how to suck a dick. Those who are the best don't have to prance around telling everyone of their dick sucking abilities. Its the girls who reek of desperation and attention that have to display their knowledge of sucking cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:04pm
  • If you can't get to fifth base with the brunette then take the blond. Chicks can be taught how a dick should be sucked but not being able to go five hole will always leave you wanting more than what the money can give you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Marry the trust fund, do the blond!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Ever heard of dying your hair?

    Submitted by GroperCleveland on Jan 9, 12 at 6:09pm
  • Fuck the brunette

    Submitted by nwa_2011 on Aug 18, 11 at 12:10am
  • seriously? seriously 9:59? it's a great thing to be proud of. also, i find blondes like to cuddle more. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 9:09 PM thats a disgusting thing to be proud of

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:59pm
  • boulder, so many options...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:33am
  • as far as i'm concerned there is nothing wrong with knowing how to suck a dick well, it does not make you a slut, it means you have natural skills. i will even go so far as to say i enjoy doing it. so there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:27am
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • trust fund gotta utilze sugarmommas whenever possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:12am
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • Hahahaha!! I wouldn't be surprised if this wad my boyfriend after giving him an ultimatum between me and his ex... So great...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:57pm
  • fuck the living shit out of the blonde, then date the brunette

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 1:59 AGREED. Good god Im glad Im a lez

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:35am
  • As men, we should always have more money than the girls we date... Looks like this guy is to poor. Come to Manhattan, it's better here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Wheee. Good night was at 1337.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56pm
  • I've had the same problem. The brunette died her hair blonde and tried to move in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:01am
  • That's a tough one...

    Submitted by ncboi on Apr 7, 10 at 7:55pm
  • hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex. why is that even a question?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Both

    Submitted by Gifabelo on Jul 24, 11 at 4:17am
  • who says you cant have both?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:45am
  • paris hilton's my new bff finale?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Third world problems? Lol

    Submitted by huggybehr on Oct 21, 11 at 2:16pm
  • These girls... Their names don't happen to be Betty and Veronica, do they?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:20am
  • get a killer BJ from no gag girl and keep trust fund nice ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:40am
  • Woah, what do you mean "decide"? 26

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:27pm
  • who tf are you? archie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am
  • 3 way!!!!

    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 10:12pm
  • Oh you poor man. Tell me when u decide, I got dibs on the other.

    Submitted by party654 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:43am
  • i say blond right now but brunette when u wana settle down. and be supported.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:48pm
  • how do u know the brunette gags?

    Submitted by _Anonymous___ on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18am
  • how about this retards. just take both but u gotta make it descreet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Brunette all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:06pm
  • No the chick with the $ is Shannon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:01am
  • It's really not that difficult to give good head, idiot 9:09. I've been sucking lollipops since I was 3 years old....easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:34am
  • Great ass = better anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:36pm
  • ok unless you are some God, which i doubt. you are not getting the trust fund money, Ever. So that being said i would go with the slut cause if you only want the girl for her money, its not going anywhere so why not just have fun with the blonde

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Boulder girls will do ANYTHING!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:47am
  • 3:57, which one r u?

    Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:26am
  • Marry the brunnette and meet the blonde for blow jobs on the side . Psssh

    Submitted by janesaddiction on May 15, 10 at 3:11am
  • hmm boulder by chance? sounds like a typical night at the walrus or the foundry...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Screw em both and later find one with all that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 11:28pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am
  • Fuck you man....FUCKkk YOU

    Submitted by scottymo on Aug 23, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Why not both?

    Submitted by wtfpussyblock on May 20, 10 at 1:10am
  • Fuck the blond then get together and date the brunette

    Submitted by steller22 on Oct 22, 11 at 8:44pm
  • Great ass is great

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 13, 10 at 1:18am
  • no gag reflex clearly has at least 2 stds, if she volunteered that information.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:29pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am
  • Brunetts are besttt .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:51am
  • Brunette with the trust fund the sell dye and gag reflexes can be conqured with enough pratice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Eventually they all stop sucking, take the money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:03am
  • All of you are missing the point,,, this guy is fucking lying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:15am
  • Both

    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Brunette. Ass. Money.

    Submitted by Macks on Jul 15, 11 at 7:29pm
  • Decisions, decisions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:21am
  • You can teach the brunette to suppress her gag reflex.

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:50pm
  • There's nothing better than a thick ass, and a trust fund to boot!!! Get on that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:30am
  • Fuck Bitches Get Money M.O.B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:34pm
  • THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES A-FUCKING-MEN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:32am
  • Blonde first, brunette second. They don't have to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:55pm
  • MOB Money Over Bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:52am
  • Go with the trust fund chick. The blond with no gag reflex is a great backup if things don't work out.... In fact, that might be the best consolation prize EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Hell yeah boulder!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:57pm
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • I love how many people hate comment just because they're bitter, haha.

    Submitted by Ckhan13 on Nov 25, 11 at 1:47am
  • I need to move to boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • Is it strange that I, a straight girl, find this to be a hard decision?

    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:36am
  • brunette, she can always pay for that gag reflex

    Submitted by tlally69 on Mar 22, 10 at 9:16am
  • The one with no apparent gag reflex is either lying or has brain damage (everyone has to have a gag reflex). I would pick the trust fund. Besides don't most guys like to go soo far that they make their women constantly gag??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:27pm
  • If I wasn't agnostic I would be praying you are all students. Watch out for a girl who advertises she has no gag reflex. It's not too hard to learn to live without one and if she's desperate enough to start talking about it, she's desperate enough to turn into a psycho afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:52am
  • Choose neither-they both sound like whores and whores = FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:31am
  • i say try to fuck em both at the same time... test those skills!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I vote for the brunette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 7:28am
  • The blond sounds priceless. Just because Trust Fund has the ass, doesn't mean she knows how to use it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:56pm
  • its called a threesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:58am
  • How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • My dad knew a guy like this. "He was cute, he was smart, he was funny, all the girls loved him, and it made me just wanna knock his fuckin head off."

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 22, 12 at 12:07pm
  • hahahha.....you like to 'receive' anal from girls, 12:07?.....hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:26am
  • When does the trust fund kick in and can you deal with her till it does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:52pm
  • trust fun

    Submitted by DAJEW3 on Jul 27, 10 at 6:55pm
  • great ass and trust fund. She'll learn to open wide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:43pm
  • its a rough life...

    Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Trust fund

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 6:07pm
  • Go with the brunette and cheat on her with the blond

    Submitted by BrendanMaher on Apr 1, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Blondes do it best ;) trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • do what women have been doing for centuries. go for the one with the money and don't look back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:07am
  • Why just one? Have them both for even more fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:59pm
  • The trust fund girl should always assume you'll have a gf on the side. Then you can use her money to buy the blond shiny things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Get some dome from the blonde. Marry the brunette. Divorce brunette. Take money. Marry blonde.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:21am
  • How about both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Mile high city!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:13am
  • The correct answer, gentlemen, is both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:30pm
  • hey blonde , can i get your number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Moron.

    Submitted by LadyFate on Jun 3, 11 at 2:30pm
  • Go for the blonde I'll take head over Sex anyday!!! And besides lay her on the bed and fuck her throat!!! It's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • do both?? 3 is always better then 2 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 6:27 SMART BLONDES.................. hahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha bwahhahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:56pm
  • thats a hard decision

    Submitted by Vanke on Nov 25, 11 at 1:02am
  • Brunettes are better in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Choose both.

    Submitted by wildcatmoon on Nov 20, 12 at 5:28pm
  • You got quite a dilemma on your hands?

    Submitted by Mrigotthis on Aug 30, 11 at 9:41pm
  • I'm with all the threesome votes. Trust fund chicks are notoriously kinky and if a girl professes to not having a gag reflex that means one of a few things, all of which lead to a good possibility of a threesome. Failing that it comes down to the five hole option.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:20pm
  • mmm your dick may be small... the trust fund would get you further.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:18pm
  • who won?

    Submitted by foreverblonde on Jun 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • FUCK THEM BOTH, DUMBSHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:31am
  • Can i Be you wingman.?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:51pm
  • THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES ^^^ way to suck the fun out of the comments^^^ asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:20am
  • Dude, go with the trust fund! Money trumps sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:08am
  • hit the brunette first and when you're done come back for the blonde, duh!

    Submitted by pen15 on Feb 7, 10 at 3:55pm
  • y not have both? that's wat 3sums r 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Trust Fund

    Submitted by theoriginalx on Jan 3, 16 at 1:52pm
  • Get da blonde to be ur hoe on da side for wen u want good head and move in wit da brunette duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:06am
  • Threesome. Problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:56pm
  • dumbasses the hot young blond IS ALWAYS a better choice. we suck dick best ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:09pm
  • The brunette duh!

    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 11:19pm
  • 10:50, go jump off a cliff please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:54am
  • You should have found the redhead first!

    Submitted by Blueman1 on Mar 31, 11 at 7:08am
  • brunette... they actually remember the fun...

    Submitted by strobie on Jul 24, 10 at 12:33am
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