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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:45pm

    i think i know who wrote this. i hate you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:46pm

    fuck the blonde then date the brunette

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:27am

    Glad your night went well, Chuck Bass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:48am

    he came across this decision whilst playing SIMS 3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:01pm

    Can't go wrong with a great ass and a trust fund

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:04pm

    silly blonde, everyone knows brunettes are better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:33am

    My mother always taught me that only ugly girls have to suck dick.

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      Submitted by DirtyNorwegian on May 29, 13 at 12:33am

      I realize the response is like...4 years late, but....tell me again why your mom didn't swallow?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:30am

    if the brunette can get it halfway down, you're an idiot if you choose the blonde.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:54am

    glad to see men are just as useless and respectable as the shit that comes out of their mouths.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:03pm

    ditto that! A great ass and a trust fund!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:33am

    wake up buddy - it was only a dream. the blonde nor the brunette want to fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:30pm

    Why choose... Fuck em both

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:13pm

    Hasn't this been going on for years in Archie comics? Was the OP a ginger?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:06pm

    silly blondes. dicks are for chicks who have enough of a brain to know what to do with them :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:19am

    Ideally--THREESOME. If not, well--fuck the brunette, you moron!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:37pm

    Take the ass and the trust fund. At least you won't have to pay her rent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    Marry the trust fund, do the blond!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:27pm

    "dumbasses the hot young blond IS ALWAYS a better choice. we suck dick best ; )" YOU GIVE US SMART BLONDES A BAD NAME. slut.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:58am

    Why settle for just one?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:19pm

    As men, we should always have more money than the girls we date... Looks like this guy is to poor. Come to Manhattan, it's better here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:58pm

    Why do you have to choose?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:29pm

    no gag reflex clearly has at least 2 stds, if she volunteered that information.......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:01am

    I've had the same problem. The brunette died her hair blonde and tried to move in.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:11pm

    May 13, 11:30 PM... my new best friend ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:30pm

    Dude, the blonde is up for the threesome, get the brunette drunker and let the idea sink in after the first bottle.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:43am

    wow. your life is so hard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:03pm

    is it me? nobody has stated if the collars are matching the cuffs - blonde, brunette, same chick eh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:40pm

    The Blonde was born "Peter" thats Why "She" has no Gag reflex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:04pm

    its really not that great of a thing to be proud of. Anyone can learn how to suck a dick. Those who are the best don't have to prance around telling everyone of their dick sucking abilities. Its the girls who reek of desperation and attention that have to display their knowledge of sucking cock.

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    Submitted by ncboi on Apr 7, 10 at 7:55pm

    That's a tough one...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:54am

    ahhh have you ever heard of good head? trust me it does wonders

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    I'd do both. And I'm a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:27am

    TRUST FUND! buy head

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:36pm

    Great ass = better anal?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:05am

    THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:10pm

    If you can't get to fifth base with the brunette then take the blond. Chicks can be taught how a dick should be sucked but not being able to go five hole will always leave you wanting more than what the money can give you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:57pm

    Hell yeah boulder!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:33pm

    ass + trust fund = happy for the rest of your life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:17pm

    Brunette with the trust fund the sell dye and gag reflexes can be conqured with enough pratice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56pm

    Wheee. Good night was at 1337.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:48pm

    i say blond right now but brunette when u wana settle down. and be supported.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    who tf are you? archie?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:51am

    Brunetts are besttt .

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:55pm

    Oh gross. Which one is more likely to have an STD?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:43pm

    great ass and trust fund. She'll learn to open wide

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:20am

    These girls... Their names don't happen to be Betty and Veronica, do they?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:40am

    get a killer BJ from no gag girl and keep trust fund nice ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:27am

    as far as i'm concerned there is nothing wrong with knowing how to suck a dick well, it does not make you a slut, it means you have natural skills. i will even go so far as to say i enjoy doing it. so there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:58am

    its called a threesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:35pm

    ok unless you are some God, which i doubt. you are not getting the trust fund money, Ever. So that being said i would go with the slut cause if you only want the girl for her money, its not going anywhere so why not just have fun with the blonde

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    Submitted by scottymo on Aug 23, 10 at 3:45pm

    Fuck you man....FUCKkk YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:35am

    1:59 AGREED. Good god Im glad Im a lez

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:19pm

    I like the girls who post on this forum =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:02pm

    seriously? seriously 9:59? it's a great thing to be proud of. also, i find blondes like to cuddle more. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:30pm

    The correct answer, gentlemen, is both.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    Dude hot blonde with no gag reflex....NOTHING BETTER!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:34am

    It's really not that difficult to give good head, idiot 9:09. I've been sucking lollipops since I was 3 years old....easy.

  • Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 6:29pm

    its a rough life...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:01am

    No the chick with the $ is Shannon

  • Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:26am

    3:57, which one r u?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:00pm

    paris hilton's my new bff finale?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:27pm

    Woah, what do you mean "decide"? 26

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:33am

    boulder, so many options...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:43pm

    ass and a trust fund? you looking for a wife or a fuck, take the blond with no gag son

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    Submitted by GroperCleveland on Jan 9, 12 at 6:09pm

    Ever heard of dying your hair?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:35am

    I need to move to boulder

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:06pm

    Brunette all the way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:01pm

    how about this retards. just take both but u gotta make it descreet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:26am

    hahahha.....you like to 'receive' anal from girls, 12:07?.....hahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:59pm

    9:09 PM thats a disgusting thing to be proud of

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 6:07pm

    Trust fund

  • Submitted by _Anonymous___ on Apr 10, 10 at 2:18am

    how do u know the brunette gags?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:30am

    There's nothing better than a thick ass, and a trust fund to boot!!! Get on that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:56am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:06pm

    fuck the living shit out of the blonde, then date the brunette

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:52am

    MOB Money Over Bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:12am

    trust fund gotta utilze sugarmommas whenever possible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:28pm

    hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex. why is that even a question?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    Can i Be you wingman.?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:31am

    FUCK THEM BOTH, DUMBSHIT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:13am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:31pm

    hmm boulder by chance? sounds like a typical night at the walrus or the foundry...

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    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:50pm

    You can teach the brunette to suppress her gag reflex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 7:28am

    I vote for the brunette

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:56pm

    6:27 SMART BLONDES.................. hahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha bwahhahahahahaha

  • Submitted by tlally69 on Mar 22, 10 at 9:16am

    brunette, she can always pay for that gag reflex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:27pm

    The one with no apparent gag reflex is either lying or has brain damage (everyone has to have a gag reflex). I would pick the trust fund. Besides don't most guys like to go soo far that they make their women constantly gag??

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      Submitted by Qtneyjane on Dec 1, 10 at 2:55am

      no its very possible not to have one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:15am

    All of you are missing the point,,, this guy is fucking lying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:45am

    who says you cant have both?

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    Submitted by party654 on Nov 14, 11 at 12:43am

    Oh you poor man. Tell me when u decide, I got dibs on the other.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:03am

    Eventually they all stop sucking, take the money.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:52am

    If I wasn't agnostic I would be praying you are all students. Watch out for a girl who advertises she has no gag reflex. It's not too hard to learn to live without one and if she's desperate enough to start talking about it, she's desperate enough to turn into a psycho afterwards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:31am

    Choose neither-they both sound like whores and whores = FAIL.

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    Submitted by Gifabelo on Jul 24, 11 at 4:17am

    Both

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    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:36am

    Is it strange that I, a straight girl, find this to be a hard decision?

  • 68 93
    Submitted by DAJEW3 on Jul 27, 10 at 6:55pm

    trust fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:08am

    Dude, go with the trust fund! Money trumps sex!

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:33pm

    hey blonde , can i get your number

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    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 10:12pm

    3 way!!!!

  • Submitted by pen15 on Feb 7, 10 at 3:55pm

    hit the brunette first and when you're done come back for the blonde, duh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:00am

    Trust fund with a nice ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:21am

    Decisions, decisions

  • Submitted by foreverblonde on Jun 3, 10 at 9:20am

    who won?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:56pm

    The blond sounds priceless. Just because Trust Fund has the ass, doesn't mean she knows how to use it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:55pm

    Blonde first, brunette second. They don't have to know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:52pm

    When does the trust fund kick in and can you deal with her till it does

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:35am

    Blondes do it best ;) trust me

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    Submitted by huggybehr on Oct 21, 11 at 2:16pm

    Third world problems? Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 11:28pm

    Screw em both and later find one with all that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:42pm

    Brunettes are better in bed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm

    Go with the trust fund chick. The blond with no gag reflex is a great backup if things don't work out.... In fact, that might be the best consolation prize EVER!

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    Submitted by nwa_2011 on Aug 18, 11 at 12:10am

    Fuck the brunette

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    Submitted by LadyFate on Jun 3, 11 at 2:30pm

    Moron.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:20pm

    Go for the blonde I'll take head over Sex anyday!!! And besides lay her on the bed and fuck her throat!!! It's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:57pm

    Hahahaha!! I wouldn't be surprised if this wad my boyfriend after giving him an ultimatum between me and his ex... So great...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    do both?? 3 is always better then 2 :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:07am

    do what women have been doing for centuries. go for the one with the money and don't look back.

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 13, 10 at 1:18am

    Great ass is great

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 22, 12 at 12:07pm

    My dad knew a guy like this. "He was cute, he was smart, he was funny, all the girls loved him, and it made me just wanna knock his fuckin head off."

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Ckhan13 on Nov 25, 11 at 1:47am

    I love how many people hate comment just because they're bitter, haha.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on May 15, 10 at 3:11am

    Marry the brunnette and meet the blonde for blow jobs on the side . Psssh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:32am

    THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES A-FUCKING-MEN!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:57am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

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    Submitted by Vanke on Nov 25, 11 at 1:02am

    thats a hard decision

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Macks on Jul 15, 11 at 7:29pm

    Brunette. Ass. Money.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:34pm

    Fuck Bitches Get Money M.O.B.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am

    How do you know she has no gag reflex? If she has went down on you before, you should know if you want it again... And why can't you have both?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:18pm

    mmm your dick may be small... the trust fund would get you further.

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    Submitted by steller22 on Oct 22, 11 at 8:44pm

    Fuck the blond then get together and date the brunette

  • Submitted by BrendanMaher on Apr 1, 10 at 3:02pm

    Go with the brunette and cheat on her with the blond

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    Submitted by Mrigotthis on Aug 30, 11 at 9:41pm

    You got quite a dilemma on your hands?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:54am

    10:50, go jump off a cliff please.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:59pm

    Why just one? Have them both for even more fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    i say try to fuck em both at the same time... test those skills!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:06am

    Get da blonde to be ur hoe on da side for wen u want good head and move in wit da brunette duh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:21am

    Get some dome from the blonde. Marry the brunette. Divorce brunette. Take money. Marry blonde.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:20pm

    I'm with all the threesome votes. Trust fund chicks are notoriously kinky and if a girl professes to not having a gag reflex that means one of a few things, all of which lead to a good possibility of a threesome. Failing that it comes down to the five hole option.

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    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 7:52pm

    Both

  • Submitted by wtfpussyblock on May 20, 10 at 1:10am

    Why not both?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:47am

    Boulder girls will do ANYTHING!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:22pm

    How about both

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:56pm

    Threesome. Problem solved

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:20am

    THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES ^^^ way to suck the fun out of the comments^^^ asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:19pm

    The trust fund girl should always assume you'll have a gf on the side. Then you can use her money to buy the blond shiny things.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:09pm

    dumbasses the hot young blond IS ALWAYS a better choice. we suck dick best ; )

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    Submitted by wildcatmoon on Nov 20, 12 at 5:28pm

    Choose both.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:13am

    Mile high city!!!

  • Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 11:19pm

    The brunette duh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:35pm

    y not have both? that's wat 3sums r 4

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    Submitted by Blueman1 on Mar 31, 11 at 7:08am

    You should have found the redhead first!

  • Submitted by strobie on Jul 24, 10 at 12:33am

    brunette... they actually remember the fun...