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  • 92 51
    Submitted by nobles on Aug 23, 11 at 2:31pm

    Maybe later you can perform "the stranger", just to keep appearances up.

  • 83 54
    Submitted by minge on Aug 23, 11 at 2:56pm

    The waiters know

  • 74 64
    Submitted by GarageSale on Aug 24, 11 at 4:49am

    Awesome cause when life gives you no lemons, bullshit your way out of it till no one doubts you got the lemons

  • 73 68
    Submitted by ryanFCKINGdurso on Aug 23, 11 at 7:52pm

    You fuckin fat loser. Too funny.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 11 at 2:30pm

    Forever Alone

  • 67 59
    Submitted by badass_babe on Aug 24, 11 at 11:37pm

    Brilliant! I can't believe I never thought of that!

  • 67 61
    Submitted by DShakes on Aug 24, 11 at 12:40am

    i love this.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by yogajen on Aug 23, 11 at 3:52pm

    Sounds like something I would do

  • 61 66
    Submitted by girlsurfer on Aug 23, 11 at 2:23pm

    Aw, I'll be your friend. This is sad.