I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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Whoa, hold on a minute. There's no reason to involve an innocent puppy here. Just slash her tires or upper deck her toilet or something.
Or you could just stop associating yourself with her?
And then she will pull out a dull knife and cut your nuts off. And the world will clap.
Just kill the girl, the puppy is more important.
yeah, because everything anyone says on tfln is something they actually plan on doing. no one ever jokes, or speaks in hyperbole, they absolutely mean 100% of what they say. Christ, take a fucking xanax
yeah, GFY. Sorry I dont find someone joking about murdering a puppy funny. Besides being VERY familiar with the way people in OK actually treat dogs, I also know a girl whose boyfriend actually did this to her.
You are sick.
That is a waste of a puppy.
Not if he makes some Korean food.
Wok the Dog! Touche!
What did she do?
Evil bastard says what
God bless eastern Oklahoma
Another crazy angry white guy who can't fuck!
the fuck did u just say about puppies
Awful. Simply fucking awful.
I freaking love this guy!! pure evil genius at its best!
Sounds pretty effective to me. Next time try it on her brother.
how about kill yourself? Leave the pup out of it, wow.
You ppl seriously need to chill the fuck out...besides, there are too many dogs without owners anyway...this guy's just creating a solution
Don't let the puppy suffer! What did it ever do to you?!
omfg lmfao hoo rahhh that was amazing
Wow... Just wow...
Fucking Oklahomo... This is sad because I could totally see some of the people I know from there doing that. Hell, a guy in MO did this exact thing to a friend of my fiancée. Bastards.
Don't get mad, get even.
Eat a dick. Why are you aspiring to be like Hitler? Because he did the same things with Hitler youth
This is the best TFLN I have ever read.
Totally agree with Thompson11
you fucking hippies. the guy was obviously joking besides puppy tastes ammazing especially if you add some cat with a dash of baby bunny. lmao
die, you scum of the earth!