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  • Jeff--please stop and get a life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:02am
  • I told him my Nuva Ring was part of my costume. Then we proceeded to play ring toss all night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:06am
  • 10:39 noone will text it. Fuck u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Does anyone else wonder how these conversations go and how 5-10 people/day have them? Recipient: OMG hehe I was blackout drunk what happened? OP: *TFLN* Recipient: OMG Hehe that's so funny! TFLN! Post it naooooooooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Atleast Jeff reads the post. Joker is copying and pasting the same line in every text. Not sure if I envy that much free time or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:17am
  • Nice did she tell him the herpes were also part of the costume?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:10pm
  • her poor, poor husband :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:36pm
  • You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am
  • The fuck is wrong with people these days. You don't cheat because you respect and care about the person. And no, 1:20 may not speak great engles, but he's not a dumb fuck, he's actually quite right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:20am
  • Drink then smoke. Don't wanna drown it, elate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:29am
  • Girls cheat cuz they want a bigger cock to fulfill them better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:49am
  • Oh I get it, it's funny because {insert something "witty"/obvious/notfunny/naive/stupid here} ! -Not Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:38am
  • Question, drink then smoke, or smoke then drink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:44am
  • Not ok, but damn funny! -my kingdom for a name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:55am
  • whore doesn't deserve to be married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 1202 please stop trolling this site get a life find somewere else to spend ur time no one here even likes you. Your the worst troll ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:19am
  • Noone said she cheated...although she did lie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ho go home and wash out your beaver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:37am
  • Charles Rutherford says you shouldn't say his penis tastes like hot dog water!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am
  • Lol doesn't wanna be married on Halloween or doesn't wanna be married at all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Death to zipper heads - Token Racist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:01pm
  • 1:20 you are a dumbfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:03am
  • Hahahahahaha.... Best ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Don't bother wasting your time and texting that number, it's not even a real one. Someone is a douchebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Halloween was like 2 nights ago, enough already! TFLN. Hello!...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:44am
  • Shut the fuck up 1219. Jeff needs to choke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:34am
  • People cheat because they can't be happy with what they've got. In these's days and these's times. It's just easyer to just give up on your relationship. Then it is to work it out. I would never cheat on someone. And it's not becaues I think I would get caught do it. It's because I like and respecty self enough no to do it . How can I fuck some one esle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:20am
  • I'm not going to read tfln for a week so all these lame Halloween texts are over with god knows how ling it'll take for them to stop Christmas texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:51am
  • girl you know i i i i i dont need candles and cake just squezze yo body and make good birthday sex birthday sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:09am
  • And you believed it or allowed it to be cause for "guiltless" denial. Back at ya, not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:55am
  • Oh tac-town. Typical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:08am
  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. -- Anonymous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:34am
  • Lol 11:02 I think the same thing cause almost all of these are laid out exactly the same it's ridiculous.. I dont think any if these are real anymore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:06pm
  • lmao some of you tfln people are obviously really unhappy with your lives getting uptight about halloween texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:44pm
  • DONT TEXT THE 469 NUMBER! someone played a really bad joke on me. i didnt put my number on here. i donrt want anyone to text me.. sorry.. who ever did this must hate me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:30pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because the wedding ring was real but she pretended it was for the costume so the other guy would think she was really single still! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Charles Rutherford, dressed as hitler and sent WW2 gas chamber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:26am
  • Then go home and get into bed with the one that u are spose to love. If your not happy. Break up and do what ever the hell u want. Then no one gets hurt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:23am
  • well 11:02 and 11:06, a lot of them i'm sure are fake. but no one's gonna post a regular day conversation, so when someone has a crazy night and talks about it, which i'm sure happens at least with some people most days, then they would post it here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:16pm
  • I love you Jeff<3 you always help me out, when a txt confuses me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:48am
  • MEHEHE. Okay, any other time I would so say this wife was a whore. But it is pretty funny, she took advantage of the 1 day of halloween!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:38am
  • Therapy is on the calendar by now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:34am
  • text me 469,222,3731

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:39pm
  • cheating is a symptom not a cause

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:37am
  • What a lying, cheat, Fucking whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:32am
  • what a fucking whore. i hope someone cunt punts her to her senses. and i agree 11:02 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:24pm
  • At least you found out she's a whore now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:12am
  • Adultresses should be executed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:15am