he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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Don't human centipede that shit.
I love how talk about mommies making pb&j sandwiches is mixed in with boners and a2m
oh ffs, how am I effectively meant to troll if i can't even post!
Blah blah blah yeah i'm 14 and chris hansen hangs with me and bah fuck it i just don't have the drive to continue anymore...
HERE IS MY ADVICE, RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH A2M, AND SHE'S DONE SUCKING HER OWN POO POO OFF YOUR WEE WEE, YOU LAY HER DOWN AND TAKE A SQUIRTING/DIAREAH POOP ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH. NOW THAT IS FUN
atm is overrated unless you're ready to blow. maybe if you didn't have a dirty asshole you'd try it
Edward Cullen would never do anal.
I respect you
You NEVER go jelly to mouth.
But it's still not sanitary to go a2m or even a2v. Everyone knows that. I'll blow you. I'll let you put it in my ass (maybe). But you'll have to stick to the right order, dude.
8:21, only if you're a nasty bitch with mud butt
Should really put the pb on first, keeps the bread from jelly leaks.
7:32 will you marry me?
negative. female. I swear on my gmas grave. no worries
some of us are just brave enuf to admit the truth :P
8:40, funny, i never thought ecoli was a std you could get from sucking a dick thats been in your own ass. I'm guessing alot of you have had a bad anal experience where you got shit on your dick. a2m isn't exactly for the novice anal crowd
My man LOVES wen I kiss him after he goes down on me :) But also the other way around! We've only done anal twice but I did enjoy it :) Also, v2m is such a turn on for him!
7:08, you can't give YOURSELF ecoli, dumbass
be thankful this girl does anal cuz not alot of them do
2:46, its banana stand
OMG 11:47, are you Josh?!
I'm totally with you 9:36
I'm a dude. I wouldn't want to be with a girl who would do a2m. I think v2m is kind of hot, though--but don't demand it from anyone. :)
CHRIS HANSEN IS WATCHING
i thought tossing a salad was when you put tomatoes and carrots and lettuce and seasonings and dressings and such into a salad bowl and mixed them around
@2:14, @2:17, @2:40, @2:54 - you're all special, and i wish i knew you. keep up the great work. as a guy, i love a girl who's not afraid to be adventurous. also, i want to kiss you after i've gone down on you so glad you like that and get a power trip giving head, you're all awesome
2:10 - exaaaaaaaaaaactly
having anal sex to "preserve your virginity?" lol ok you might technically be a virgin but you can still be nasty
some of the girls on this thread literally got me hard reading this at work
i have a Lab puppy. we could have play dates
ewwwie butts are gross !!!!!!
so are weenies eeewwwww !!!
ass to mouth.....why would that be a turn on? i would not want a girl i was pokin in the pooper to suck it afterwards....gross
And in response to the first 2:17... If a guy doesn't like some kissing and sharing after oral.... he's a loser.
Kidding but really, there's something hot about that. I won't lie.
MY EDWARD WOULD NEVER THINK OF SUCH LEWD ACTS LIKE YOU MORTALS
8:40- what 7:25 was saying that you can't get e-coli from your own shit. You see, the guy does the girl in the butt and his dick is covered in her shit. Then she sticks it in her mouth, thus eating her own poop. In order to get e-coli from her own poop she would have already had it. So, yes, it is disgusting, but it can't give you e-coli...
lots of girls do anal, they just won't admit to it
openmindedness is key!!!!
Wow, if my boyfriend even brought up anal again, it would surely be over.
And you would know?
8:12 is the anal master
You go girl!! A2M is for whores!!
hahahaha @ the peanut butter and jelly reference
but yeah.. a2m is not necessary
Same person as 2:40 . I lovez me some V2M <3
A choosey woman chooses Jiff
oh. uhm. that's slightly disgusting.
this thread is OUT OF CONTROL!!! I'm surprised no one has made a reference to an alabama hot pocket.
My first time we didn't have lube.. And he was pretty damn big.. But I still took it and didn't cry like some of you.. Just told him when to go slow:)
Now I've taught him well and I love anal:)
2:28 awwwwwwwwwwww dogs win every time!!!
Is it bad that I ate this chicks butthole not too ago and she had hemroids. Here is the where it gets interesting......I kind of enjoyed it
a2m is nasty, I really don't see the point. anal can be lots of fun and if your girl likes it then you are already the man...
If he's not taking a dildo up the ass and licking it clean you are under no obligation to do ass to mouth.
2:39 - Curious but does Edward Cullen subscribe to the same grammar rules as us mere mortals???
You can get e-coli from your own crap...
I'm a nurse...
Most urinary tract infections are caused from girls who wipe ass to front, and end up with ecoli in their urethra. That's why you always wipe front to back girls!
9:33- please die now. thank you.
maybe back in 1990.....get with the decade old timer
so...how bout the cia and their blunders currently being exposed. not much different than the blunders in the cold war
I'm with 1:54 and 1:56
weenies are gross what are you 13 or stuck in the fifties? but i do agree buts are gross. a2m is a degrading fetish and prbably a very unhealthy sex act. ecoli anyone?
i thought ass to mouth was kissing someone after eating out their asshole... no?
I love you
Okay, wtf, it won't let me post a particular question.
wow, you certainly typed words into a box there.
IM BIG BERTHA I SHIT ON MY BOYFRIENDS COCK BEFORE I SUCK IT
^ not 2:28/2:31 -- I wouldn't make spelling mistakes like that; I'm like the fucking Edward Cullen of grammar.
will someone give 1:21 a midol please??
haha, gotta stand your ground.
i like fat people ...
Don't feel like a prude, 7:49. Everyone has their own prefs where sex is concerned.
You never go ass to peanutbutter. Too damn sticky, and then the dog tries to get in on that shit.
okay, it let me post that time, but I had to do it in picture form. any girls into that (see above)?
if you're born in 1995 that makes you a full 10 years younger than me (14) so it doesnt really matter if you look alot older...14 is 14...and there's no way you know enuf about sex to be into BDSM or have a thorough knowledge of real freaky shit. ty.bb
you're all fucking idiots if you don't take heed of what 11:26 and 1145 said. now you have to get antibiotics (which are being overused and cause drug resistance) and if you're on public insurance, we all pay for it. then if obama passes his health plan, then we all pay for everybody's dumb sexual acts. no wonder the country can't afford health care b/c half of our health problems are caused by idiots.
what is "toss the salad"?
ok, first of all i'm a girl. secondly, if i'm anticipating an kind of anal action, i would prepare for it. if i'm not prepared, it's a no go.
lets all jump around - jump jump jump!
I'm also technically a haemaphrodite, but you have to look really closely to actually tell.
I totally agree with 2:02 - I love sucking my juice off my guys cock. Plus it drives him crazy too. Win - Win!
Yeah, major boner, 1:25.
you're not a guy, are you? don't lie
fix the "o"
9:50-fuk u. Having sex with a guy and girl is totally different...although I doubt you would know...
this has been the funniest thread on this site so far I think
well, obviously i would clean myself first. i do know how.
yep, thats why I always take the load and swallow it
Why don't you just spread the pb and j on different slices of bread and then put them together? Why would you spread pb over j or vice versa?
Please be joking
2:12 - that's what I say.... I just put on my big girl panties and swallow! Not that bad unless you got some nasty ass guy..... I probably sound like a big ho now talking about swallowing.... oh well.
what if you do anal with a condom...then take the condom off. still technically a2m
Okay, seriously. It's DEFINITELY jelly first, then pb. Jelly is WAY easier to get off the knife. If you go pb first, you end up with tan jelly.
And a HUGE "fuck you" to all the clowns out there. An amish midget clown would be the worst thing on earth.
What's the point of Ass to mouth? Honestly? If she doesn't want to do it why waste your time trying to convince her to, especially if it's not the sticking it in her ass that she hasa problem with.
I said id never do anal. But I do it now.. It's not as disguting or painful as it seems.. Well okay it hurts the first time
But still, like.. I will never blow him after anal... That's just wrong
I'm also never tossing anyones salad..
Fuck that shit
I think i know this one...sound like my ex hahaha
wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread. ---- me too!
seriously, we should have a beer night
2:17 that's totally my point! A good diet = not bad! And I still agree w/ you... There is nothing wrong with a little anal.... I'll say it too! ha ha
12:03 (2)- that is only necessary if you make it hours before... if you eat it right away it doesn't matter...
oh, and I'm wicked handsome
lol join the crowd 2:14...its ok...at 1:25 i confessed my love for anal so I guess we're even lol
I agree...the taste isnt that bad. a little salty but no worse than over salted fries haha..it can even be sweeter depending on what he's eaten that day.
seriously, who doesn't swallow these days?! :)
11:02. i AM a huge fan of throat poking. Something a/b that sound of a bitch gagging b/c I choked her with my enormous dick makes me lol. The best is getting roadhead and hitting a bump and she gags. (grrrrrlrlllaalalalallllllll). Had a chick throw up on b/c I did this once....didnt talk to her after
Any midgets out there down to fuck? I wanna try
12:33/12:41 is a victim of the sort of ignorance that guides you to believe that any amount of washing your ass will remove all of the e. coli. poor girl. i hope for your sake you don't end up in the ER.
2:02, I love the way I taste too.
I totally agree with you 1:54!
Im a girl too and i think thats one of the hottest things ever.
I agree with 11:08 PM
10:00 says what everyone else is thinking
you never go ass to mouth!!!!!!!!
12 year old girls shouldn't read this site
It'll damage your innocent little minds
cincinatti bowtie to mouth anyone?
I agree 6:50 i'll never try anal
thanks 1:06 :)
And I wish my mommy still made my lunch!
9:28- and the midgets! No, wait, don't fuck the midgets... they're awesome!
I love anal. It's awesome.
Haha what ignorance. As long as she's not sick ATM won't hurt her. Otherwise salad tossing wouldn't be so popular ;)
That must be Paris Hilton. Has nothing to say but "that is hot" and enjoys slutty activities.
11:18, you put the PB on both sides so when you pull the sandwich out hours later for lunch, the jelly has not leaked out of the bread and made for a messy sandwich.
11:18, take a joke. this is tfln. Dont take anything said on here serious. Sorry if offended and thanks 2 ur husband for fighting for our freedom :)
* raises hand*
little girls spit
real women swallow
i...am a real woman :)
MY NAME IS BUTCH BERTHA AND REAL MEN WANT PERIOD STAINED PANTIES!
i don't mind it, i kind of like him taking control. reminds me he's a man.
A2M is in porno movies sometimes...never asked for it it real life tho. It's hot to watch (n a porn flick) tho.
But, u stick to yr guns, 610
BTW, yr BF ever toss your salad? If he ain't willing to go there, he's got no right to ask u for a2m
fuck all your unadventurous "i swallow my dude's load" shit--whose dude likes it when you share his cum with him?
When my husband tried to do anal with me I started to cry and we were in the shower with a bottle of lube..it hurt so bad.
2:17, my guy will ask me to brush my teeth after i swallow before we makeout haha
9:58- why yes I am.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
[little boy/midget if I'm blindfolded], I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
2:14, its past your bed time little girl.
12:05 - You just turned an a2m thread on tfln into a political discussion. FAIL.
And roll the credits. This one is over. And oh yeah, fuck the amish.
you're supposed to put peanut butter on first ... freak
wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread.
I am still 12 and what is this?
How can anyone ever lick someones butthole. Male or Female. Hell, right now as I sit here I can smell poop from my butt b/c evidently I didnt wipe good enough after I pooped a while ago. The thought of a girls tongue being down there is disgusting
7:49, you're a prude
1:25 @ 2:40 lmao i knew i had a twin out there somewhere!! My first anal was a total suprise. We were 69ing he "accidently" hit my ass wit his tongue, I moaned, so he went for more lol Then he flips me around missionary with my legs over his shoulder and I was so worked up he had no trouble getting in my ass! I was sold from there on out lol he's so good I've kept him around for 3 years lol and I agree about the power trip too. I love making him go crazy like that....ego BOOST FTW! lol
Wtf why won't it let me post?
1:47 yeah that's my date of birth, but I look a lot older so it's okay
Chris Hansen is cool. He actually bunks with me but we have a rule where I don't interfere in his life and he doesn't get involved in mine so it's all cool. He's like totally cooler than you'd think.
11:08 yet you were the one with throw up dick.
7:25 maybe you can;t give yourself ecoli, but the dumbass thats puts shit on a dick and eats it will. you idiot you missed the whole point it;s not about giving yourself ecoli poisioning its the partner. what are you 13 too or you just cannot follow the thread dunbass
I love how this chick knows what a2m is. She must watch porn.
bravo texter. ass to mouth is just nasty anyway. unless youre a one night stand then not so much.
11:50- it was probably an std. you should get tested.
I don't know, I've always done it that way! Well I guess I wipe off the knife after the PB before dipping into the J. Hmm. Which, when considering ATM, it's polite to wipe your dick off on the sheets first before dipping into the mouth.
If you blindfolded a thin midget and had anal, you'd think it was a little boy...
12:41 So you would take the time to run to the bathroom and thoroughly wash your cock? OKAY.........
what's wrong with girls? be a little adventurous. i'll do just about anything in bed. i like it dirty, what can i say?
amen 2:10!! what idiot came up with that idea? just man..err well...woman...up and swallow then get a drink. cmon now lol
1:54, 1:56 and 1:57...will you marry me? ha, ha...my last ex wouldn't kiss me after i went down on her...TOTAL mood killer...she didn't like how she smelled, ha, ha
anytime 1:21! and i wish she kept doing it..she stopped in six grade! so ofcourse and i had to make lunches myself..so ofcourse they were full of snacks!
1:25 just made my dick hard. thx
children, children..everyone knows you put pb on one piece of bread with a knife and then use a spoon to get the jelly out and spread it over the other piece of bread..but if you are going to be eating it hours later (which i haven't done since my mommy made me lunch in 5th grade) it is best with pb on both pieces first
Are you the ghost of michael Jackson?
I am 12 and what is this?
i wonder if the op is m or f? i wonder how many replies are from momos
I just hafta say GO GIRL.
"You never go ass to mouth." - Clerks II
if u wana go ass to mouth thats gravy, im more a throat fuckin type of guy.. like to watch her gag heh
It's also a way to preserve your (vaginal) virginity
Now I know what it means when they say eat shit and die
10:33 ftw!! "you burned down the banana hut? I told you there's always money in the banana hut!"
You are sooooo on point!
DONT DO IT
and i love the peanut butter/jelly reference. clever.
11:11... you win. Write a book or something.
11:47, that's nothing. One time I was eating a girl out and she had pimples with puss all over her vagina. I continued to eat her out, smelled like a damn fish house down there
9:50 did you have a point somewhere in there?
i like anal. it hurts at first but then you get used to it... i think i actually prefer it.
but a2m. no way. that's gross.
who doesn't? i've been announcing for like an hour that I like anal......
Where are the girls who like v2m and anal around here? :(
So, this chick is totally down for anal. LOVE it. And I'm all for Pussy 2 mouth too...but not a2m. my rule is, i'll gladly let you do my ass, but when you're ready to blow, cum in or on my ass, or on my tits, or even on my face. I'm all for that. Just dont stick it in my mouth unless you wash it first. I always make sure the shoot is clean before engaging in anal, but still...cum some place else?
no getting crazy on the juuuiceee
2:03 try posting it in smaller parts
thank you ,11:18 i was wondering the SAME thing. but, I lick off the knife between the pb and j. (so i guess im a nasty girl ANYWAYS) :D
I LOVE when a BITCH licks my asshole. The best was when I took a wet/smelly/runny diarea $hit and didnt whipe and this chick still ate my butt and loved every second of it. Not to mention my asshole is very hairy and has pimples and warts on it.
I've fucked a midget before. It's like having sex with a little fat kid, except you don't go to jail a couple weeks later.
anals gross, never that.
sorry to dig up the tired cliche but...
Best. Discussion. Ever.
11:34....Not so much nasty but JUST FAT!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR
6:58, are you being "ironical"?
12:33 Yeah, I guess you like the taste of rectum and body waste.
i can't believe how many tards on here think e. coli is only a sickness you have to already have in order to get sick from atm. SERIOUSLY? gosh, that's scary. e. coli exists in your digestive tract all the time, you would die if you didn't have it. but ingesting it can make you very, very sick. wow, just wow.
Pretty sure Edward Cullen likes the anonymity on here
2:25 - we are all here! :)
i like v2m because I love the feeling of a juicy dick in my mouth and i'm not gonna lie... i like the way i taste, too.
1:41 FTW. Totally agree! I'm a chick and c'mon.... A2M is a big no no. Anything else is game. :) I'm glad I'm not the only one.
10:23 just rocked my world. I've never done it that way.
but how do you spread the pb on top of the jelly?
OMG TWILIGHT IS SO DUMB OMG UR LYK SO IMMATURE IM PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS FAN CLUB IN THE 9TH GRADE CUZ IM THAT COOL KTHANKS
well 8:16 its either when you throw a salad at someone or they get behind you and eat your asshole
who eats pb&j's these days??
2:25 is in TN, btw. I like Dostoyevsky, poetry, and going down on you for like 30 min. Shouldn't this be enough?
1:25 @ 1:52
as a chick, even I think V2M is hot. I love to kiss a guy after he's gone down on me too.
The pH certain areas of your body and the moisture/dryness of certain parts of your body keep certain bacteria at bay or they can enhance their growth. Don't mix them up!
A2M only works in pron bcause those girls do a massive enema before the scene and eat next to nothing the day before. Also who the fart wants a girl blowing them after anal. You're putting the poor girl through enough with your coke boner up her pooper. Sheesh. Why can't people just be normal and toss each others salads like they did back in my day.
A2M is unsanitary and a health risk, regardless of how "clean" you are. It's a natural stomping ground of bacteria.
Ass play can be a lot of fun, but for me it's strictly a final destination, not a stop over.
*snowball, that's what I was trying to draw.
whoo 1:49! Glad to here it! Power to the cool freaky chicks :)
Yes you can get infected with your own E-coli. I learned about this in a college class. Only certain bacteria are meant to be in certain areas of your body and when you mix-match them all up, you can get an infection. Duh!
Plus, this girl has some self respect. Loved the pb and j analogy. Best post ever!
I feel like a prude because the only time I tried anal, I started crying 2 inches in because it hurt so bad and had to stop, and I don't even like going vagina to mouth...
what a dumb bitch, just suck your damn poo off his cock already.
12:55 Do you homie. Whatever floats your boat.
1:25 Please don't be a guy. I will be very sexually confused otherwise
Weird, you use the jelly before the peanut butter? I use the PB first and then I put the jelly on.
4:18 in the afternoon is past my bedtime? Shit, am I meant to be nocturnal or something?
@9:54, why couldn't I ever met girls that thought like that in high school.
Haha. Liking the clerks reference 10:04
to all the ladies out there who like what they smell like, good, i like my smell/taste. isn't it some type of indication that you might be sick if your smell/taste isn't good or enjoyable
1:46 is NOT the same person as 1:25. probably spam. and I (1:25) am only in to light BDSM tried it all but maybe just not with the right dude
11:24, haha i know its cool. I dont have anything better to do since hes in Iraq.
And thanks for caring about the troops, theres not much of that around anymore
HAHAHAHHA great analogy with the pb&j. just couldn't have put it better
2:09 -- not a girl, but I'm a guy, and I'm into that. I know some people think it's borderline homo, but it's erotic to me when we both have my cum in our mouths.
yeah, 2:06, that's pretty hot
You know what's hotter? Chillis. THAT'S some hot shit right there
checkout the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site
a2m is fine, just give that bitch an enema first if she thinks its gross....better yet, just give her a cum enema
I HATE IT when there's petrified peanut butter in the jelly jar, and vice versa.
i definitely do pb before my j
a2m ftw. every girl should do it. i have no other life goals but this.
I also have a cute Golden Retriever puppy.
whats the point in spitting? its already in your mouth. and i dont want to clean that mess up
lmao 1:59...i think it just did :P
the pb&j is what makes the text.
and shut the fuck up about politics, people! this is about sex and peanut butter.
My point exactly:)
Okay. You into BDSM? I'm a dude, and I'd love to be your sub.
11:49 I am dead serious, ever happend to you?? She had 2 huge hemmroids, a little smaller than a golf ball. I licked them and she seemed to enjoy it....
7:36, buy me dinner first.
First time I tried anal was with a guy who had a really thick cock. Used lots of lube and it still hurt too much to get all the way in.
Second time was with a guy who had a longer, thinner cock. He slipped during doggy style and decided to stick with it. All we had was the lube on the condom. Hurt a tiny bit, then felt weird/ok. A little sore the next day.
So maybe some couples are luckier than others.
if he "really" loved her he would respect her feelings and wouldnt try to make her do it..obviously not a good boyfriend
12:05- all of our countries problems are caused by idiots.
My ex was an uptight prude, and i had her tossing my salad, a2m, u name it. Obviously this girls boyfriend isn't persuasive enough.
11:12 and you wonder why he is having anal sex with that hot chick at work. Dont get upset, it's your fault. I don't blame him either, you need to be a trooper and take it in the pooper
why does it have to be a chick damn
I'm all for fun and adventure, but anybody who spends a whole night trying to convince me to do something I'd already said I didn't want to do, doesn't get another shot. If I have to say "no" more than twice, it gets old.
usually before they stick a dick in your ass
11:57. thanks. True story too. I like em NASTY
there's always money in the frozen banana stand.
yeah, msn me at caligurl1995@hotmail
AGREED 1:19 - How does she love a guy who would even ask her to do that?!?!??
if you "really' loved him you would.. obviously not a good girlfriend
I like the peanut butter/jelly reference :) can't stand either situation, either.
11:52, dude no, if I saw she had hemmoriods, I would fucking leave and look at porn and just jack off. Im not touchin that
i like takin some percs and i can throat fuck a bitch for hours
it can be a very natural, sensual thing...or it can be dirty like cheap porn. personally I like it dirty...its more fun
hahaha 10:03. That made my night!