he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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Don't human centipede that shit.
I love how talk about mommies making pb&j sandwiches is mixed in with boners and a2m
oh ffs, how am I effectively meant to troll if i can't even post!
Blah blah blah yeah i'm 14 and chris hansen hangs with me and bah fuck it i just don't have the drive to continue anymore...
Edward Cullen would never do anal.
atm is overrated unless you're ready to blow. maybe if you didn't have a dirty asshole you'd try it
Should really put the pb on first, keeps the bread from jelly leaks.
I respect you
8:21, only if you're a nasty bitch with mud butt
You NEVER go jelly to mouth.
But it's still not sanitary to go a2m or even a2v. Everyone knows that. I'll blow you. I'll let you put it in my ass (maybe). But you'll have to stick to the right order, dude.
negative. female. I swear on my gmas grave. no worries
some of us are just brave enuf to admit the truth :P
My man LOVES wen I kiss him after he goes down on me :) But also the other way around! We've only done anal twice but I did enjoy it :) Also, v2m is such a turn on for him!
7:08, you can't give YOURSELF ecoli, dumbass
8:40, funny, i never thought ecoli was a std you could get from sucking a dick thats been in your own ass. I'm guessing alot of you have had a bad anal experience where you got shit on your dick. a2m isn't exactly for the novice anal crowd
OMG 11:47, are you Josh?!
2:46, its banana stand
I'm totally with you 9:36
If he's not taking a dildo up the ass and licking it clean you are under no obligation to do ass to mouth.
CHRIS HANSEN IS WATCHING
HERE IS MY ADVICE, RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH A2M, AND SHE'S DONE SUCKING HER OWN POO POO OFF YOUR WEE WEE, YOU LAY HER DOWN AND TAKE A SQUIRTING/DIAREAH POOP ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH. NOW THAT IS FUN
7:32 will you marry me?
some of the girls on this thread literally got me hard reading this at work
And in response to the first 2:17... If a guy doesn't like some kissing and sharing after oral.... he's a loser.
Kidding but really, there's something hot about that. I won't lie.
having anal sex to "preserve your virginity?" lol ok you might technically be a virgin but you can still be nasty
ewwwie butts are gross !!!!!!
so are weenies eeewwwww !!!
lots of girls do anal, they just won't admit to it
ass to mouth.....why would that be a turn on? i would not want a girl i was pokin in the pooper to suck it afterwards....gross
@2:14, @2:17, @2:40, @2:54 - you're all special, and i wish i knew you. keep up the great work. as a guy, i love a girl who's not afraid to be adventurous. also, i want to kiss you after i've gone down on you so glad you like that and get a power trip giving head, you're all awesome
so...how bout the cia and their blunders currently being exposed. not much different than the blunders in the cold war
i have a Lab puppy. we could have play dates
2:10 - exaaaaaaaaaaactly
I'm a dude. I wouldn't want to be with a girl who would do a2m. I think v2m is kind of hot, though--but don't demand it from anyone. :)
Wow, if my boyfriend even brought up anal again, it would surely be over.
wow, you certainly typed words into a box there.
i thought tossing a salad was when you put tomatoes and carrots and lettuce and seasonings and dressings and such into a salad bowl and mixed them around
8:12 is the anal master
8:40- what 7:25 was saying that you can't get e-coli from your own shit. You see, the guy does the girl in the butt and his dick is covered in her shit. Then she sticks it in her mouth, thus eating her own poop. In order to get e-coli from her own poop she would have already had it. So, yes, it is disgusting, but it can't give you e-coli...
oh. uhm. that's slightly disgusting.
be thankful this girl does anal cuz not alot of them do
You go girl!! A2M is for whores!!
openmindedness is key!!!!
Okay, wtf, it won't let me post a particular question.
hahahaha @ the peanut butter and jelly reference
but yeah.. a2m is not necessary
Is it bad that I ate this chicks butthole not too ago and she had hemroids. Here is the where it gets interesting......I kind of enjoyed it
You can get e-coli from your own crap...
I'm a nurse...
Most urinary tract infections are caused from girls who wipe ass to front, and end up with ecoli in their urethra. That's why you always wipe front to back girls!
And you would know?
My first time we didn't have lube.. And he was pretty damn big.. But I still took it and didn't cry like some of you.. Just told him when to go slow:)
Now I've taught him well and I love anal:)
2:39 - Curious but does Edward Cullen subscribe to the same grammar rules as us mere mortals???
this has been the funniest thread on this site so far I think
A choosey woman chooses Jiff
9:33- please die now. thank you.
maybe back in 1990.....get with the decade old timer
a2m is nasty, I really don't see the point. anal can be lots of fun and if your girl likes it then you are already the man...
IM BIG BERTHA I SHIT ON MY BOYFRIENDS COCK BEFORE I SUCK IT
MY EDWARD WOULD NEVER THINK OF SUCH LEWD ACTS LIKE YOU MORTALS
weenies are gross what are you 13 or stuck in the fifties? but i do agree buts are gross. a2m is a degrading fetish and prbably a very unhealthy sex act. ecoli anyone?
2:28 awwwwwwwwwwww dogs win every time!!!
I love you
I'm with 1:54 and 1:56
will someone give 1:21 a midol please??
i like fat people ...
And a HUGE "fuck you" to all the clowns out there. An amish midget clown would be the worst thing on earth.
Don't feel like a prude, 7:49. Everyone has their own prefs where sex is concerned.
okay, it let me post that time, but I had to do it in picture form. any girls into that (see above)?
what is "toss the salad"?
lets all jump around - jump jump jump!
^ not 2:28/2:31 -- I wouldn't make spelling mistakes like that; I'm like the fucking Edward Cullen of grammar.
Yeah, major boner, 1:25.
you're not a guy, are you? don't lie
fix the "o"
Why don't you just spread the pb and j on different slices of bread and then put them together? Why would you spread pb over j or vice versa?
i thought ass to mouth was kissing someone after eating out their asshole... no?
You never go ass to peanutbutter. Too damn sticky, and then the dog tries to get in on that shit.
ok, first of all i'm a girl. secondly, if i'm anticipating an kind of anal action, i would prepare for it. if i'm not prepared, it's a no go.
9:50-fuk u. Having sex with a guy and girl is totally different...although I doubt you would know...
Please be joking
haha, gotta stand your ground.
well, obviously i would clean myself first. i do know how.
I'm also technically a haemaphrodite, but you have to look really closely to actually tell.
lol join the crowd 2:14...its ok...at 1:25 i confessed my love for anal so I guess we're even lol
I agree...the taste isnt that bad. a little salty but no worse than over salted fries haha..it can even be sweeter depending on what he's eaten that day.
2:12 - that's what I say.... I just put on my big girl panties and swallow! Not that bad unless you got some nasty ass guy..... I probably sound like a big ho now talking about swallowing.... oh well.
yep, thats why I always take the load and swallow it
Okay, seriously. It's DEFINITELY jelly first, then pb. Jelly is WAY easier to get off the knife. If you go pb first, you end up with tan jelly.
What's the point of Ass to mouth? Honestly? If she doesn't want to do it why waste your time trying to convince her to, especially if it's not the sticking it in her ass that she hasa problem with.
I think i know this one...sound like my ex hahaha
thanks 1:06 :)
And I wish my mommy still made my lunch!
what if you do anal with a condom...then take the condom off. still technically a2m
you're all fucking idiots if you don't take heed of what 11:26 and 1145 said. now you have to get antibiotics (which are being overused and cause drug resistance) and if you're on public insurance, we all pay for it. then if obama passes his health plan, then we all pay for everybody's dumb sexual acts. no wonder the country can't afford health care b/c half of our health problems are caused by idiots.
9:28- and the midgets! No, wait, don't fuck the midgets... they're awesome!
I said id never do anal. But I do it now.. It's not as disguting or painful as it seems.. Well okay it hurts the first time
But still, like.. I will never blow him after anal... That's just wrong
I'm also never tossing anyones salad..
Fuck that shit
I agree 6:50 i'll never try anal
this thread is OUT OF CONTROL!!! I'm surprised no one has made a reference to an alabama hot pocket.
2:17 that's totally my point! A good diet = not bad! And I still agree w/ you... There is nothing wrong with a little anal.... I'll say it too! ha ha
seriously, who doesn't swallow these days?! :)
2:02, I love the way I taste too.
11:02. i AM a huge fan of throat poking. Something a/b that sound of a bitch gagging b/c I choked her with my enormous dick makes me lol. The best is getting roadhead and hitting a bump and she gags. (grrrrrlrlllaalalalallllllll). Had a chick throw up on b/c I did this once....didnt talk to her after
12 year old girls shouldn't read this site
It'll damage your innocent little minds
wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread. ---- me too!
seriously, we should have a beer night
if you're born in 1995 that makes you a full 10 years younger than me (14) so it doesnt really matter if you look alot older...14 is 14...and there's no way you know enuf about sex to be into BDSM or have a thorough knowledge of real freaky shit. ty.bb
I totally agree with you 1:54!
Im a girl too and i think thats one of the hottest things ever.
I agree with 11:08 PM
10:00 says what everyone else is thinking
cincinatti bowtie to mouth anyone?
12:33/12:41 is a victim of the sort of ignorance that guides you to believe that any amount of washing your ass will remove all of the e. coli. poor girl. i hope for your sake you don't end up in the ER.
Same person as 2:40 . I lovez me some V2M <3
oh, and I'm wicked handsome
11:18, take a joke. this is tfln. Dont take anything said on here serious. Sorry if offended and thanks 2 ur husband for fighting for our freedom :)
That must be Paris Hilton. Has nothing to say but "that is hot" and enjoys slutty activities.
11:18, you put the PB on both sides so when you pull the sandwich out hours later for lunch, the jelly has not leaked out of the bread and made for a messy sandwich.
you never go ass to mouth!!!!!!!!
* raises hand*
little girls spit
real women swallow
i...am a real woman :)
12:03 (2)- that is only necessary if you make it hours before... if you eat it right away it doesn't matter...
Haha what ignorance. As long as she's not sick ATM won't hurt her. Otherwise salad tossing wouldn't be so popular ;)
I love how this chick knows what a2m is. She must watch porn.
I totally agree with 2:02 - I love sucking my juice off my guys cock. Plus it drives him crazy too. Win - Win!
i don't mind it, i kind of like him taking control. reminds me he's a man.
I love anal. It's awesome.
1:25 @ 2:40 lmao i knew i had a twin out there somewhere!! My first anal was a total suprise. We were 69ing he "accidently" hit my ass wit his tongue, I moaned, so he went for more lol Then he flips me around missionary with my legs over his shoulder and I was so worked up he had no trouble getting in my ass! I was sold from there on out lol he's so good I've kept him around for 3 years lol and I agree about the power trip too. I love making him go crazy like that....ego BOOST FTW! lol
fuck all your unadventurous "i swallow my dude's load" shit--whose dude likes it when you share his cum with him?
2:14, its past your bed time little girl.
MY NAME IS BUTCH BERTHA AND REAL MEN WANT PERIOD STAINED PANTIES!
Any midgets out there down to fuck? I wanna try
A2M is in porno movies sometimes...never asked for it it real life tho. It's hot to watch (n a porn flick) tho.
But, u stick to yr guns, 610
BTW, yr BF ever toss your salad? If he ain't willing to go there, he's got no right to ask u for a2m
amen 2:10!! what idiot came up with that idea? just man..err well...woman...up and swallow then get a drink. cmon now lol
How can anyone ever lick someones butthole. Male or Female. Hell, right now as I sit here I can smell poop from my butt b/c evidently I didnt wipe good enough after I pooped a while ago. The thought of a girls tongue being down there is disgusting
i wonder if the op is m or f? i wonder how many replies are from momos
you're supposed to put peanut butter on first ... freak
12:41 So you would take the time to run to the bathroom and thoroughly wash your cock? OKAY.........
wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread.
2:17, my guy will ask me to brush my teeth after i swallow before we makeout haha
I am still 12 and what is this?
12:05 - You just turned an a2m thread on tfln into a political discussion. FAIL.
9:58- why yes I am.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
[little boy/midget if I'm blindfolded], I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
And roll the credits. This one is over. And oh yeah, fuck the amish.
When my husband tried to do anal with me I started to cry and we were in the shower with a bottle of lube..it hurt so bad.
1:25 just made my dick hard. thx
11:50- it was probably an std. you should get tested.
11:08 yet you were the one with throw up dick.
10:23 just rocked my world. I've never done it that way.
7:25 maybe you can;t give yourself ecoli, but the dumbass thats puts shit on a dick and eats it will. you idiot you missed the whole point it;s not about giving yourself ecoli poisioning its the partner. what are you 13 too or you just cannot follow the thread dunbass
7:49, you're a prude
what's wrong with girls? be a little adventurous. i'll do just about anything in bed. i like it dirty, what can i say?
1:54, 1:56 and 1:57...will you marry me? ha, ha...my last ex wouldn't kiss me after i went down on her...TOTAL mood killer...she didn't like how she smelled, ha, ha
Wtf why won't it let me post?
1:47 yeah that's my date of birth, but I look a lot older so it's okay
Chris Hansen is cool. He actually bunks with me but we have a rule where I don't interfere in his life and he doesn't get involved in mine so it's all cool. He's like totally cooler than you'd think.
children, children..everyone knows you put pb on one piece of bread with a knife and then use a spoon to get the jelly out and spread it over the other piece of bread..but if you are going to be eating it hours later (which i haven't done since my mommy made me lunch in 5th grade) it is best with pb on both pieces first
I don't know, I've always done it that way! Well I guess I wipe off the knife after the PB before dipping into the J. Hmm. Which, when considering ATM, it's polite to wipe your dick off on the sheets first before dipping into the mouth.
bravo texter. ass to mouth is just nasty anyway. unless youre a one night stand then not so much.
I just hafta say GO GIRL.
You are sooooo on point!
DONT DO IT
and i love the peanut butter/jelly reference. clever.
Are you the ghost of michael Jackson?
If you blindfolded a thin midget and had anal, you'd think it was a little boy...
I am 12 and what is this?
sorry to dig up the tired cliche but...
Best. Discussion. Ever.
"You never go ass to mouth." - Clerks II
anytime 1:21! and i wish she kept doing it..she stopped in six grade! so ofcourse and i had to make lunches myself..so ofcourse they were full of snacks!
but how do you spread the pb on top of the jelly?
It's also a way to preserve your (vaginal) virginity
Now I know what it means when they say eat shit and die
2:03 try posting it in smaller parts
So, this chick is totally down for anal. LOVE it. And I'm all for Pussy 2 mouth too...but not a2m. my rule is, i'll gladly let you do my ass, but when you're ready to blow, cum in or on my ass, or on my tits, or even on my face. I'm all for that. Just dont stick it in my mouth unless you wash it first. I always make sure the shoot is clean before engaging in anal, but still...cum some place else?
11:47, that's nothing. One time I was eating a girl out and she had pimples with puss all over her vagina. I continued to eat her out, smelled like a damn fish house down there
thank you ,11:18 i was wondering the SAME thing. but, I lick off the knife between the pb and j. (so i guess im a nasty girl ANYWAYS) :D
if u wana go ass to mouth thats gravy, im more a throat fuckin type of guy.. like to watch her gag heh
I've fucked a midget before. It's like having sex with a little fat kid, except you don't go to jail a couple weeks later.
I feel like a prude because the only time I tried anal, I started crying 2 inches in because it hurt so bad and had to stop, and I don't even like going vagina to mouth...
what a dumb bitch, just suck your damn poo off his cock already.
no getting crazy on the juuuiceee
10:33 ftw!! "you burned down the banana hut? I told you there's always money in the banana hut!"
11:11... you win. Write a book or something.
well 8:16 its either when you throw a salad at someone or they get behind you and eat your asshole
anals gross, never that.
Pretty sure Edward Cullen likes the anonymity on here
Where are the girls who like v2m and anal around here? :(
i like v2m because I love the feeling of a juicy dick in my mouth and i'm not gonna lie... i like the way i taste, too.
1:41 FTW. Totally agree! I'm a chick and c'mon.... A2M is a big no no. Anything else is game. :) I'm glad I'm not the only one.
The pH certain areas of your body and the moisture/dryness of certain parts of your body keep certain bacteria at bay or they can enhance their growth. Don't mix them up!
@9:54, why couldn't I ever met girls that thought like that in high school.
Haha. Liking the clerks reference 10:04
OMG TWILIGHT IS SO DUMB OMG UR LYK SO IMMATURE IM PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS FAN CLUB IN THE 9TH GRADE CUZ IM THAT COOL KTHANKS
FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR
12:33 Yeah, I guess you like the taste of rectum and body waste.
who eats pb&j's these days??
who doesn't? i've been announcing for like an hour that I like anal......
2:25 - we are all here! :)
2:09 -- not a girl, but I'm a guy, and I'm into that. I know some people think it's borderline homo, but it's erotic to me when we both have my cum in our mouths.
i like anal. it hurts at first but then you get used to it... i think i actually prefer it.
but a2m. no way. that's gross.
2:25 is in TN, btw. I like Dostoyevsky, poetry, and going down on you for like 30 min. Shouldn't this be enough?
*snowball, that's what I was trying to draw.
I LOVE when a BITCH licks my asshole. The best was when I took a wet/smelly/runny diarea $hit and didnt whipe and this chick still ate my butt and loved every second of it. Not to mention my asshole is very hairy and has pimples and warts on it.
6:58, are you being "ironical"?
1:25 @ 1:52
as a chick, even I think V2M is hot. I love to kiss a guy after he's gone down on me too.
A2M only works in pron bcause those girls do a massive enema before the scene and eat next to nothing the day before. Also who the fart wants a girl blowing them after anal. You're putting the poor girl through enough with your coke boner up her pooper. Sheesh. Why can't people just be normal and toss each others salads like they did back in my day.
12:55 Do you homie. Whatever floats your boat.
i can't believe how many tards on here think e. coli is only a sickness you have to already have in order to get sick from atm. SERIOUSLY? gosh, that's scary. e. coli exists in your digestive tract all the time, you would die if you didn't have it. but ingesting it can make you very, very sick. wow, just wow.
My ex was an uptight prude, and i had her tossing my salad, a2m, u name it. Obviously this girls boyfriend isn't persuasive enough.
Weird, you use the jelly before the peanut butter? I use the PB first and then I put the jelly on.
whoo 1:49! Glad to here it! Power to the cool freaky chicks :)
4:18 in the afternoon is past my bedtime? Shit, am I meant to be nocturnal or something?
HAHAHAHHA great analogy with the pb&j. just couldn't have put it better
You know what's hotter? Chillis. THAT'S some hot shit right there
1:46 is NOT the same person as 1:25. probably spam. and I (1:25) am only in to light BDSM tried it all but maybe just not with the right dude
Yes you can get infected with your own E-coli. I learned about this in a college class. Only certain bacteria are meant to be in certain areas of your body and when you mix-match them all up, you can get an infection. Duh!
Plus, this girl has some self respect. Loved the pb and j analogy. Best post ever!
to all the ladies out there who like what they smell like, good, i like my smell/taste. isn't it some type of indication that you might be sick if your smell/taste isn't good or enjoyable
11:24, haha i know its cool. I dont have anything better to do since hes in Iraq.
And thanks for caring about the troops, theres not much of that around anymore
the pb&j is what makes the text.
and shut the fuck up about politics, people! this is about sex and peanut butter.
i definitely do pb before my j
My point exactly:)
I also have a cute Golden Retriever puppy.
whats the point in spitting? its already in your mouth. and i dont want to clean that mess up
yeah, 2:06, that's pretty hot
Okay. You into BDSM? I'm a dude, and I'd love to be your sub.
if he "really" loved her he would respect her feelings and wouldnt try to make her do it..obviously not a good boyfriend
a2m is fine, just give that bitch an enema first if she thinks its gross....better yet, just give her a cum enema
I HATE IT when there's petrified peanut butter in the jelly jar, and vice versa.
11:34....Not so much nasty but JUST FAT!!!!!!!!
a2m ftw. every girl should do it. i have no other life goals but this.
12:05- all of our countries problems are caused by idiots.
checkout the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site
9:50 did you have a point somewhere in there?
11:12 and you wonder why he is having anal sex with that hot chick at work. Dont get upset, it's your fault. I don't blame him either, you need to be a trooper and take it in the pooper
lmao 1:59...i think it just did :P
1:25 Please don't be a guy. I will be very sexually confused otherwise
7:36, buy me dinner first.
First time I tried anal was with a guy who had a really thick cock. Used lots of lube and it still hurt too much to get all the way in.
Second time was with a guy who had a longer, thinner cock. He slipped during doggy style and decided to stick with it. All we had was the lube on the condom. Hurt a tiny bit, then felt weird/ok. A little sore the next day.
So maybe some couples are luckier than others.
A2M is unsanitary and a health risk, regardless of how "clean" you are. It's a natural stomping ground of bacteria.
Ass play can be a lot of fun, but for me it's strictly a final destination, not a stop over.
if you "really' loved him you would.. obviously not a good girlfriend
why does it have to be a chick damn
usually before they stick a dick in your ass
I'm all for fun and adventure, but anybody who spends a whole night trying to convince me to do something I'd already said I didn't want to do, doesn't get another shot. If I have to say "no" more than twice, it gets old.
11:57. thanks. True story too. I like em NASTY
11:52, dude no, if I saw she had hemmoriods, I would fucking leave and look at porn and just jack off. Im not touchin that
11:49 I am dead serious, ever happend to you?? She had 2 huge hemmroids, a little smaller than a golf ball. I licked them and she seemed to enjoy it....
AGREED 1:19 - How does she love a guy who would even ask her to do that?!?!??
there's always money in the frozen banana stand.
I like the peanut butter/jelly reference :) can't stand either situation, either.
i like takin some percs and i can throat fuck a bitch for hours
it can be a very natural, sensual thing...or it can be dirty like cheap porn. personally I like it dirty...its more fun
hahaha 10:03. That made my night!
yeah, msn me at caligurl1995@hotmail