Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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best wing man ever
and by 3 takers I mean 3 losers with mullets
One is a goat.
OP must be a girl helping a gf. Bet the guys might be in for a surprise!
BEST. MOM. EVER
If only it were that easy....
Why are there so many sluts in Houston?