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  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 3:57pm

    I don't know bout the rest of the guys, but I would do this if A) the woman regularly kept herself clean and B) I wanted a return visit not only that morning, but many mornings to come.

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 4:10pm

      Bless you fine sir... < bows at your feet >

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 4:35pm

      indeed cleanliness results in the clit being speedbagged

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 7:50pm

        Yup! That's a two-way street... And a great way to wake someone up regardless of gender.

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 10:04pm

          oh tees I polish my spear daily I expect no less of thy dragon den

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            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 28, 11 at 11:42pm

            My hero, Snidely

  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 2:35pm

    I think it has more to do with you keeping your shit in check than it does his looks.

  • Submitted by Phys on Dec 28, 11 at 2:29pm

    Attractive guys return the favor. Ugly guys will do it regardless because they realize they're out of their league.

  • Submitted by jaybear2727 on Dec 28, 11 at 7:00pm

    Breakfast in bed ;)

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    Submitted by CandieBabie101 on Dec 29, 11 at 12:08am

    11:44 umm I think u have attachment and obsession disorders?! Yeah I think that say it all! Get a fucking life and leave his alone.

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    Submitted by BlackDS on Dec 29, 11 at 7:54pm

    Any man would eat out a good pussy at any moment.

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    Submitted by StubbornOnlooker on Dec 28, 11 at 2:32pm

    He won't do that too many times before he starts making her get in the shower first.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 22, 13 at 7:52am

    So he likes breakfast in bed.

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    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 29, 11 at 1:03am

    If you post your email on TFLN, you're kind of asking for creepy stalker people to bug you. I hope you didn't use your primary email addy

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 28, 11 at 8:08pm

    Ewwwww morning breath

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    Submitted by amberkempef on Dec 30, 11 at 1:56am

    The fact that u let him do it makes you dirty.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 28, 11 at 3:50pm

    Nothing like a good dose of morning protein!

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    Submitted by Zanderthegreat on Dec 28, 11 at 7:58pm

    Crusty musty!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 1, 12 at 5:59pm

    Breakfast in bed, great way to start any day!

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    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 28, 11 at 2:59pm

    8010

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      Submitted by wgiraldi on Dec 28, 11 at 3:25pm

      Hey Fanny Bandit, take your numbers elsewhere?

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 29, 11 at 12:45am

        ....DRAGOVIIIICH!!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 3:46pm

      number of cotton swaps he jammed up his ass at one time.

  • Submitted by swag_jr on Dec 28, 11 at 2:30pm

    Like peelin apart a grilled cheese sandwich....