Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Are you an idiot for texting and not paying attention them? Hint: You are
Being DD has it's benefits.
EMTPirate I'm going to give you credit, almost all of your comments are as funny, if not sometimes funnier than the original TFLN. Well done sir.
Two questions. Which half? And how the hell did you fit two skanks on your tiny dick? That ain't no strippa pole, that's my vibrator.
Mmm. Snail trails on both legs of your pants.
I'm from the north shore too! Hammond!
No. No you aren't.
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"signs point to yes" --magic 8 ball