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  • Fuck the 775 yea i sed it fuck the 775

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:09pm
  • hahaha only people who smoke can sympathize with this. altho twinkie would not be my choice of munchie food. maybe a chocolate chip cookie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:54pm
  • should have just gone for it. one takes you to wonderland, another narnia, and the last one leads to class. worst case scenario you pick the right one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Ok this is actually funny to read while your high cuz u do rly sympathise with the op. A twinkie sounds amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:32pm
  • i have been in this kind of situation various times before as well. food will help your munchies but just confuse you more cuz you loose focus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:25pm
  • lolz I would so do that...lolz.:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:58pm
  • I go to UNR; this actually makes perfect sense. I doubt it's fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:44pm
  • I love twinkies. I smoke weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:39pm
  • mmmmmm i would love a chocolate chip cookie right about now :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Lmfao. Confession: I've never had a Twinkie. Is that unholy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:23pm
  • 10:45, so glad you call this person out when you don't even spell "you're" properly. Learn grammar then maybe you can start calling other people idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:34pm
  • dude that is seriously funny as hell!

    Submitted by Luv2bluvd on Jan 13, 10 at 4:40am
  • Yeah, clearly fake. A similar situation probably happened, but you didn't sit in the middle of the hallway and eat a twinky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:19pm
  • What's with you people who sit around and contemplate whether these texts are real or not? Who cares? It's just supposed to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:14am
  • This is the 3rd text today that said.. blah, blah, on my way to class... then I realized I was so high I didnt make it... funny ending. Get the fuck out of here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Woah I never had a Twinkie before,..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 10:52 is just mad cause when he was in college he locked himself in his dorm room the entire time and never had any fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:55am
  • i wandered high in the forest on campus looking for my class.. never found it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • 775 for sure

    Submitted by freeskitahoe on Jul 1, 10 at 1:43am
  • You say hillshire I say farm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Hahahaahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:20am
  • I really wish I had twinkies when I'm high, but I can never find a store that sells them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:26pm
  • 775 for life! Re-notown, Nevada!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I think this is fake for some reason... Sounds like OP is trying hard to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Wow. What you do? Hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Hell yeah 775

    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:58am
  • why dont you stop smoking shit and go to class to learn isnt that what you paid for is to learn what a dumb ass this is why i dont live at college waste of time and money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:52pm
  • haha you say college is a waste of time and money? have fun getting a decent job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:00am
  • DUDE, DO WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Fuck you if your not from the 775

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Amen 12:14. Sometimes just the visual is worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:11pm
  • yum im sure you'd do great with a nuclear blast. You and the cockroches can chill in the hall together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:07pm
  • I'm a stoner and I'm not fat at all kiss my ass you ignorant pricks, you're just jealous cuz we enjoy life. OP; sounds like you had fun, totally something I would do. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:22am
  • ahhahahahahahahahhahaha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:46pm
  • idk. we might. there's like 140000 people there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:52pm
  • eh not funny twinkies are so not delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:40pm
  • This is dumb. Fake or not, it's not funny. If you're gonna send in something fake, make sure it's funny enough to make up for it's fakeness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:23pm
  • We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:23am
  • alice in wonderland did the exact same thing. except she was a girl about it and started crying.

    Submitted by littlepenguin on Apr 24, 11 at 5:50am
  • hahah. ewnr. it does make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:45am
  • Fuqqqqq 775 it's all about the 702 ! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Your the best of America, high and fat... Good job for setting the new bar for fat asses and idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:45pm
  • This is kinda sad but really funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:30am
  • 10:15 no one cares what you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:27pm
  • 11:39- we would get along really well, just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:17am
  • I love Mary Jane. If u don't like weed you've never tried it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20am
  • this happened to me today 'cept i just walked into a random class and sat there until i realized That it was "math for liberal arts" Fuck math

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 10:27 no one cares what YOU think. Haha you probably sent this in and thats why you're getting defensive. I mean who else would defend a dumbass text like this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:31pm
  • so many haters.. i thought this was funny! i think the ones about being high are the best hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:26am
  • Twinkies are just wrong for america... It's like Foam with frosting inside.... There not normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:22am
  • Who doesn't love twinkies?! I could go for one right now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Thats terrible! Go to the grocery stote and buy a pack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:19pm