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  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:09pm

    Fuck the 775 yea i sed it fuck the 775

  • 83 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    hahaha only people who smoke can sympathize with this. altho twinkie would not be my choice of munchie food. maybe a chocolate chip cookie...

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:16pm

    should have just gone for it. one takes you to wonderland, another narnia, and the last one leads to class. worst case scenario you pick the right one...

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:25pm

    i have been in this kind of situation various times before as well. food will help your munchies but just confuse you more cuz you loose focus!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:58pm

    lolz I would so do that...lolz.:D

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:44pm

    I go to UNR; this actually makes perfect sense. I doubt it's fake.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:32pm

    Ok this is actually funny to read while your high cuz u do rly sympathise with the op. A twinkie sounds amazing.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:23pm

    Lmfao. Confession: I've never had a Twinkie. Is that unholy?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32am

    i wandered high in the forest on campus looking for my class.. never found it...

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Luv2bluvd on Jan 13, 10 at 4:40am

    dude that is seriously funny as hell!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:14am

    What's with you people who sit around and contemplate whether these texts are real or not? Who cares? It's just supposed to be funny.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:55pm

    mmmmmm i would love a chocolate chip cookie right about now :)

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:25pm

    Woah I never had a Twinkie before,..

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:39pm

    I love twinkies. I smoke weed

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:00am

    haha you say college is a waste of time and money? have fun getting a decent job

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:26pm

    I really wish I had twinkies when I'm high, but I can never find a store that sells them

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:52pm

    This is the 3rd text today that said.. blah, blah, on my way to class... then I realized I was so high I didnt make it... funny ending. Get the fuck out of here.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:34pm

    10:45, so glad you call this person out when you don't even spell "you're" properly. Learn grammar then maybe you can start calling other people idiots.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:12pm

    Wow. What you do? Hahah

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:52pm

    why dont you stop smoking shit and go to class to learn isnt that what you paid for is to learn what a dumb ass this is why i dont live at college waste of time and money

    • 44 60
      Submitted by circaseven on Feb 14, 10 at 1:42pm

      run on sentences, man.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:43pm

    DUDE, DO WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:07pm

    yum im sure you'd do great with a nuclear blast. You and the cockroches can chill in the hall together.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:22am

    I'm a stoner and I'm not fat at all kiss my ass you ignorant pricks, you're just jealous cuz we enjoy life. OP; sounds like you had fun, totally something I would do. :D

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:55am

    10:52 is just mad cause when he was in college he locked himself in his dorm room the entire time and never had any fun

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    You say hillshire I say farm!

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:20am

    Hahahaahahahahahahahahah

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    idk. we might. there's like 140000 people there

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:46pm

    ahhahahahahahahahhahaha!!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:15pm

    I think this is fake for some reason... Sounds like OP is trying hard to be funny

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:33pm

    Fuck you if your not from the 775

  • 31 44
    Submitted by littlepenguin on Apr 24, 11 at 5:50am

    alice in wonderland did the exact same thing. except she was a girl about it and started crying.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    10:15 no one cares what you think.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:19pm

    Yeah, clearly fake. A similar situation probably happened, but you didn't sit in the middle of the hallway and eat a twinky.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:42pm

    775 for life! Re-notown, Nevada!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:58am

    Hell yeah 775

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:40pm

    eh not funny twinkies are so not delicious

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:23pm

    This is dumb. Fake or not, it's not funny. If you're gonna send in something fake, make sure it's funny enough to make up for it's fakeness.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:11pm

    Amen 12:14. Sometimes just the visual is worth it

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:45am

    hahah. ewnr. it does make sense.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:46pm

    Fuqqqqq 775 it's all about the 702 ! :P

  • 36 66
    Submitted by freeskitahoe on Jul 1, 10 at 1:43am

    775 for sure

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:30am

    This is kinda sad but really funny.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:17am

    11:39- we would get along really well, just saying

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:45pm

    Your the best of America, high and fat... Good job for setting the new bar for fat asses and idiots.

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20am

    I love Mary Jane. If u don't like weed you've never tried it.

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:22am

    Twinkies are just wrong for america... It's like Foam with frosting inside.... There not normal

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:23am

    We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    this happened to me today 'cept i just walked into a random class and sat there until i realized That it was "math for liberal arts" Fuck math

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:27 no one cares what YOU think. Haha you probably sent this in and thats why you're getting defensive. I mean who else would defend a dumbass text like this?

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:26am

    so many haters.. i thought this was funny! i think the ones about being high are the best hahah

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:01pm

    Who doesn't love twinkies?! I could go for one right now...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:19pm

    Thats terrible! Go to the grocery stote and buy a pack!