I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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Fuck the 775 yea i sed it fuck the 775
hahaha only people who smoke can sympathize with this. altho twinkie would not be my choice of munchie food. maybe a chocolate chip cookie...
should have just gone for it. one takes you to wonderland, another narnia, and the last one leads to class. worst case scenario you pick the right one...
Ok this is actually funny to read while your high cuz u do rly sympathise with the op. A twinkie sounds amazing.
i have been in this kind of situation various times before as well.
food will help your munchies but just confuse you more cuz you loose focus!
lolz I would so do that...lolz.:D
I love twinkies. I smoke weed
I go to UNR; this actually makes perfect sense. I doubt it's fake.
mmmmmm i would love a chocolate chip cookie right about now :)
Lmfao. Confession: I've never had a Twinkie. Is that unholy?
dude that is seriously funny as hell!
10:45, so glad you call this person out when you don't even spell "you're" properly. Learn grammar then maybe you can start calling other people idiots.
Yeah, clearly fake. A similar situation probably happened, but you didn't sit in the middle of the hallway and eat a twinky.
What's with you people who sit around and contemplate whether these texts are real or not? Who cares? It's just supposed to be funny.
This is the 3rd text today that said.. blah, blah, on my way to class... then I realized I was so high I didnt make it... funny ending. Get the fuck out of here.
10:52 is just mad cause when he was in college he locked himself in his dorm room the entire time and never had any fun
Woah I never had a Twinkie before,..
775 for sure
i wandered high in the forest on campus looking for my class.. never found it...
775 for life! Re-notown, Nevada!
You say hillshire I say farm!
I really wish I had twinkies when I'm high, but I can never find a store that sells them
I think this is fake for some reason... Sounds like OP is trying hard to be funny
Wow. What you do? Hahah
Hell yeah 775
why dont you stop smoking shit and go to class to learn isnt that what you paid for is to learn what a dumb ass this is why i dont live at college waste of time and money
run on sentences, man.
haha you say college is a waste of time and money? have fun getting a decent job
DUDE, DO WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL?
Amen 12:14. Sometimes just the visual is worth it
Fuck you if your not from the 775
yum im sure you'd do great with a nuclear blast. You and the cockroches can chill in the hall together.
I'm a stoner and I'm not fat at all kiss my ass you ignorant pricks, you're just jealous cuz we enjoy life.
OP; sounds like you had fun, totally something I would do. :D
eh not funny
twinkies are so not delicious
idk. we might. there's like 140000 people there
This is dumb. Fake or not, it's not funny. If you're gonna send in something fake, make sure it's funny enough to make up for it's fakeness.
it does make sense.
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!
Fuqqqqq 775 it's all about the 702 ! :P
alice in wonderland did the exact same thing. except she was a girl about it and started crying.
Your the best of America, high and fat... Good job for setting the new bar for fat asses and idiots.
10:15 no one cares what you think.
This is kinda sad but really funny.
11:39- we would get along really well, just saying
I love Mary Jane. If u don't like weed you've never tried it.
this happened to me today
'cept i just walked into a random class and sat there
until i realized That it was "math for liberal arts"
10:27 no one cares what YOU think. Haha you probably sent this in and thats why you're getting defensive. I mean who else would defend a dumbass text like this?
Twinkies are just wrong for america... It's like
Foam with frosting inside.... There not normal
so many haters.. i thought this was funny! i think the ones about being high are the best hahah
Who doesn't love twinkies?! I could go for one right now...
Thats terrible! Go to the grocery stote and buy a pack!