when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Fair maiden I am preparing to let slip my seed, avert your eyes as this foul act is not got for your view.
LOVE IT! : )
And then he spillith his seed in yon hankerchief, and disposith of it thusly.
Tell him to just wear a rubber next time. No eye averting, tissues, or interruptions needed. And a lot less chance of you getting preggers.
"lady parts = boobs? ask dad later" - the simpsons
Stay your blade at the door adventurer
I imagine a British guy with a beurocrat wig saying that. Much funnier.
It should be.
this guy gets his man card revoked.