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  • Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 9:42pm

    Fair maiden I am preparing to let slip my seed, avert your eyes as this foul act is not got for your view.

  • Submitted by Sothrn on Apr 23, 11 at 1:11am

    And then he spillith his seed in yon hankerchief, and disposith of it thusly.

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 23, 11 at 7:47am

    Tell him to just wear a rubber next time. No eye averting, tissues, or interruptions needed. And a lot less chance of you getting preggers.

  • Submitted by red_eyed_raven on Apr 22, 11 at 1:51pm


  • Submitted by polacke on Apr 22, 11 at 12:19pm

    "lady parts = boobs? ask dad later" - the simpsons

  • Submitted by krazybobblehead on Apr 23, 11 at 11:30am

    Stay your blade at the door adventurer

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Apr 22, 11 at 2:19pm

    I imagine a British guy with a beurocrat wig saying that. Much funnier.

  • Submitted by selli1dj on Apr 22, 11 at 6:12pm

    It should be.

  • Submitted by MeOlly on Apr 22, 11 at 12:05pm

    lady parts?!

  • Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 24, 11 at 1:54pm

    this guy gets his man card revoked.