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  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 11 at 3:43pm

    I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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    Submitted by alienmonster on Oct 3, 11 at 3:17pm

    Eat a dick Jessica

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    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 3, 11 at 3:39pm

    This bitch needs a shrink

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 3, 11 at 3:49pm

    You forgot "and I'm blackout drunk and I'm crazy and I'm gunna regret this text tomorrow."

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    Submitted by wallaby on Oct 3, 11 at 6:36pm

    and I bet it WAS Jessica who submitted this text, about herself. FAIL

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      Submitted by Psychonextdoor on Oct 5, 11 at 3:48am

      I'ma go out on a limb here and say the drunk heifer texted someone else while TRYING to text herself and, after much laughter, it ended up here

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    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Oct 4, 11 at 1:21am

    What comes from a city in Texas and spends more time on her knees than anywhere else?

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    Submitted by xbb2226 on Oct 4, 11 at 9:30am

    & why do dumb text like this get on here?