guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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No you idiots, girls really can ejaculate. It's a clear liquid; it isn't just urine. Do some reading.
Females can ejaculate just like a man, even harder. Get a clue. I do it all the time, it is NOT urine.
And some girls like cum on their face, its cool. I'm one of them, too.
be my friend:)
Squirting is not piss, its a female ejaculation. Listen to love line people
Thanks, but I prefer my guys not to jizz on my face. Fucking GROSS. I blame porn for turning out horny guys who think all chicks are whores and want to do money shots.
squirting ISNT piss. It's closer to vaginal lubrication. Learnnnnn somethin.
squirting is not piss. do yourself some research.
An yeah, most girls don't like cum on their faces, ESPECIALLY if uninvited!
I happen to like facials.
Wow i can't believe this girl really thinks that its urine, I mean i can understand not knowing exactly what it is but she is so certain that it is piss, I think that proves that she is uneducated.
it's more like lack of sexual pleasure.. sigh..
Why the fuck would a guy want to cum on a girl's face instead of in her mouth? Surely the mouth feels better than your own hand?
Not wanting jizz all over your face does not mean you think cum is gross.
Why respect women?
Bitch, make me a sandwich!
(warning: if you can't detect sarcasm - step away from the keyboard)
Busting on a girl's face is awesome! Fortunately and thanks to the popularity of porn, the younger girls are much more open to catching a big load of jizz on their faces! I find girls in their 30's are much harder to convince than girls in their 20's. In fact, I've had some younger girls that just assume I'm going to splatter then with my cum and instinctively drop to their knees when I pull out in preparation for getting jizzed in the face.
That's awful. You should be registered in a database as a tool-bag.
You sir, are a god.
@ 12:56: what if she's asking for it? Then its just the polite thing to do.
Way to be wrong on both subjects.
squirting is not piss, not all girls can do it. If you're pissing - you're doing it WRONG
I LOVE facials and I just happen to be able to squirt... so it really sux for you. You should really open yourself up... you'll be more sexually satisfied rather than pissy.
a good lay consists of weird positions are degrading activities. ass spanking, hair pulling, finger nail scratches, and dirty talking are also usually involved.
In porn, it's sometimes piss. But usually it's female ejaculate.
squirting is not piss, your chick just happened to piss during sex. lucky you.
I know plenty of girls who love to receive facials.
And 1:40, I don't know know the girls you're hanging out with, but they sound like some stupid bimbos. Find yourself classier people.
Yep, 3:03 (the OP) is a dumb ass.
It's not piss. And hella chicks like that outside of porn, including me.
i love sex and i'm not a prude at all but i'm not down to getting a facial. i think its degrading and it'll ruin my make up.
welll first of all.. squirting is NOT piss... maybe you've never experienced it..and just seen it in porn...but im sure any girls that do squirt realize that its not piss.. and .. im sure the guys can tell the difference between the scent of urine..and the scent of pussy juice.
and as a girl.. I LOVE when a guy busts his load on my face..so..instead of speaking for all females..and saying that, maybe you should get your facts straight!
WHAT? my girls love when i bust on their faces. in fact, one preferred it. its just the right thing to do... and women piss out of their pee hole. they squirt from their pussy. i would expect a female to know this
I get head in the strangest places
2 at the same time, call it (Changing Faces)
I tell a bitch "we ain't trading places"
Now stand back and catch my amazing graces
1:40- Incorrect, unless you're jizzing on 12 year olds. And anyway, any self-respecting woman would slap the shit out of you if you said something like that. Very clever!
It is physically IMPOSSIBLE for a female to piss during sex. Look it up...
i bust on my girls face weekly...at least
Dude, my girl was drunk and she wanted it one her face and she closed her eyes and I plugged her left nostral and cumed in the other one, she wasn't too happy to say the least
Maybe this girl pisses when she's getting laid and assumes it's like that for everyone
She obviously doesn't even know about her own body, and clearly doesn't speak for all other women either. Read some more Savage Love with Dan Savage.
Right! That stuff does not belong on the face! It is just plain disrespectful!
The OP was referring to MALE squirting in porns.
Squirting does exist ... it's not just anyone who can do it. And btw, it's freaking amazing. I should know ...
Check female ejaculation on wikipedia, its true, its not really piss!!!!!!
I appreciate the girls that like
Facials call me!!!
And ones that don't if you think we like going shopping and chick flicks and rubbing your feet or listening to what so and so said to your or about anything! This is our revenge we don't care if u like it it's for us just like slapping ur check with a hard cock andand fucking your face it just makes us feel good after dealing with your bs we love u but hate you and only need a few mins of your time! Try and do the same ;)
my girlfriend asks me to cum on her face.. maybe I'm just lucky :)
I'd honestly prefer it on my face then in me. I'm on birth control but it's so much messier and too risky. So I'd totally take a money shot, and I'm not in porn.
False, very very very false.
2:21 The Urine Valve, I didn't realize that our plumbing was made from Steel?!?!
And this is not true if you keep going after you cum, you will piss all over the place!!
Women do cum and it's not piss. I've experienced it several times myself. Piss has a distinctive odor to it and women's cum does not. It's easy enough to tell the difference. I was really shocked the first time a girl came like in porn because, at that time, I too thought it was just a porn/movie trick. It's true that in porn, girls put water inside themselves. (I've seen it in outtakes - they were using a turkey baster)
Ive been with squirters before and it is definitely not piss
Squirting is a form of female ejaculation. It is in no way the same thing as pee. You're an idiot.
IT IS SO NOT PISS...if it is then I piss myself almost everytime I have sex. just cause you can't squirt doesn't mean other girls can't either.
There's nothing wrong with the money shot! I love giving women the money shot.
I can squirt across the room when my orgasms are that strong! It's amazing and it's def. Not piss... My bf can feel the pressure build up when were fucking! :)
biology fail. squirting is not piss. if it smells like piss, it wasn't squirting, it was peeing. two entirely different bodily functions and sources.
Also if a guy ever aimed for my eye I would rip his dick off with my hand. And no assholes jus because I like cum in my mouth and on my stomach doesn't mean I want it on my face. And jus because I don't like anal doesn't make me. Boring.
Squirting is NOT PEE! Look it up its a mixture of bodily fluids maybe a part urine but mainly hormones it's female ejaculation. I do it all the time, I can't help it and can pee a lot right after.
I love it when guys do it!!
@ 2:21, I know by fact that I am not a boring lay, and I don't do anal... Every guy I've fucked, has came harder with me than any other girl.
women can ejaculate enough where it's squirting... poor stupid people!! you just have no clue!!
@ 12:41: Yeah, I'm a one man type of person ;)
about the "female ejac = piss" thing... yes, it does exist. HOWEVER, in porn, when you see a woman squirt like a fountain it's not her ejaculating, she's pissing. women don't ejaculate THAT much. so the "squirting" the original text is talking about is in porn, which is in fact piss.
Not for girls. Either way it shouldn't be pee.
And i love when my guy cums on my face.
LOL poor thing. but its actually disgusting to jizz on a girl's face, imo
It's not piss u dumbasses. I squirt. I've tasted it. Believe me, it's not pee. it doesn't smell like pee. And I love facials. I love sex. Some girls (like the dumb bitch who txtd this) seems to not enjoy it. so stop having it. damn.
Greater boston area :)
Squirting DOES contain traces of urine, but it's not ALL urine. But that's REAL squirting. Porn tends to be girls just peeing for show. However, on the other note, I actually DO like a guy to cum on my face. :P
1:53- The correct term is "sammich", darling. :D
3:03 all girls think they are amazing in bed...not true.
also a guy will lie to you without a second thought that you're good in bed even if you're horrendous just to make you happy so they can fuck you again.
If you're not into facials, my guess is you suck at sucking dick. If you're not willing to get a load on your face, you probably think cum is "gross" and therefore wouldnt be excited about giving head and the aftermath and therefore SUCK at it. Girl...watch more porn. It's good for you.
ughh i think its soo unclassy to have a guy cum in your face...btw female ejaculation happens to all girls so guys chill out lol
Not gonna lie, I didn't read any of the posts above, but no, it's not piss, and I think it's funny that guys can dish it out but they can't take it. Pun intended.
I would hate his cum on my face. But I love to swallow. \nAnd the new (and very inexperienced) guy I'm seeing didn't know squirting existed... Until I did it for him yesterday. He is still convinced I peed on his bed.
But seriously, how can a college freshman not know what squirting is
wrong on BOTH counts!
poor girl. I hate seeing females adament that it's piss or fake somehow, because thier bf is obviously doing something wrong.
I don't think being good in bed equals being into everything under the sun. In fact, if one is a good lay, none of the weird positions and possibly degrading activities are even asked for.
@ 1:18 LOL a fantastic analysis!!
4:05 Thats up to you to decide if she's a good lay or not.
Unless you let me get said chicks number and I can tell you my opinion.
2:58 you're wrong also, there is something called coital incontinence.
Wow, wrong on both counts.
zero. point. zero.
rather have it on my face then have it fertilizing an egg. ;) haha and no-females can ejaculate idiot...
And one last thing how many FUCKING PPL DOES IT TAKE TO REPEAT THAT SQUIRTING ISN'T PISS??? It's been posted 5000000 times SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
i disagree i like when my boyfriend jizzes on my face ^_^
why is it that all the naysayers of facials accuse those of us who enjoy them of being whores? seriously. others preferences in bed don't make them "whores." you don't like it? ask the guy politely not to do so. as for me...I'll be the one begging him to. ;)
I think that's kinky and I like it from my boyfriend
i luvvvvvvvvvvvvv it when a guy cums on my pretty face
Squirting is NOT piss. Read a book.
no, squirting is not piss, it is basically lubricant. tasty too ;-) lol
Nope. Squirting isn't ENTIRELY made of piss, but it can have some in it. If it were straight urine, I wouldn't take it by the mouthful and enjoy being soaked head to toe. If you hit the pisser before getting down to it, it's good.
5:30 put that obnoxious smile away. You're making all sixteen year olds look as immature and inexperienced as yourself.
I'm a squirtergirl - its NOT piss...ew. Taste it next time and see you moron.
Just because we don't want ur jizz on our face doesn't mean we all need you to go shopping with us and listen to our drama an shit. U couldnt pay me to see a chick flick. So if u think were all the same. Ur dead wrong.
idk, when i squirt it does kinda smell like pee a little
Women can ejacuate and some women enjoy facials. Don't judge everyone for what you can't do or enjoy.
They actually studied the composition of female ejaculation. You can go ahead and look into the studies, and they pretty conclusively show that it's not urine.
actually no...I squirt...it's not piss!!
All girls love facials. It's good for the skin. And good for the throat.
To the one who said they don't ejaculate that much, that's also not true. I could probably fill a glass. It tends to be staged in porn, though.
With all the info out there I'm shocked there are still non believers about female cum. IT'S CUM! Lol and is delicious!!
Agree with 5:00pm - wrong on both counts. Can attest to both happening many times. This girl's just a prude.
Actually 2:01pm august 7th...women squirt from their urethra not their pussy...its from glands that are underneath the bladder...try watching Seamore Butts Female ejaculation dvd...it's porn but its educational
Prude. Learn to shag properly
i love facials and i squirt and it is NOT PISS. LEARN SOMETHING ASSHOLES!
Taste it, savour it
Vanilla Ice Cream, she say "ooh, my favorite"
you've never been in love have you? ;)
we don't care if you "like" facials STFU and take it!
theres no place in ur body to store that amount of liquid that girls normally squirt.. its piss ppl, when u use a vibrator and ur close to cumminf it feels good to piss.. ppl just say its not to feed mens fantasies
Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!
well it all comes out of the same place. Some chicks can't have them for whatever reason and might believe its really piss if they watched pornos or whatever.
This bitch is seriously stupid
It's not pee. It's a pretty much unidentified clear, mostly odorless liquid secreted from the Skiens glands. Not all girls can do it, it's very dependent on their anatomy. But when they can do it it's FUCKING GREAT. Like sex adn Slip-N-Slide all in one.
Bitch sounds like a boring lay. Bet you don't like anal either.
@2:58PM It's not "IMPOSSIBLE" for a woman to pee during sex. It can happen because the penis may hit the bladder of the female, cause her to pee a little.
semen is good for the pores...just remember that ladies
im sorry but its not always piss. if a girl can actually squirt it comes from the vagina hole where ur dick is. and when they squirt it will push your dick out. if theyre peeing it comes out of the hole above your dick and when they come it will not push your dick out. you should be able to feel the girl squirt if your fucking her
1:27 is a dumbass I happen to be fucking awesome at giving head I SWALLOW it but doesn't mean I want it on my face and not in my mouth!
It's definately cum not piss. Haven't met a girl who wanted in the face but has like settled for it. Honestly I think swallowing is hotter.
It is not piss. you're retarded.
Not piss. Facials are grrrrreat!
you have never been more wrong in your life and i have a feeling your wrong a lot. female ejaculation is not piss and i love a good facial.
These comments give me a boner
I think you should learn your own anatomy befor you can delegate whether you catch one in the face or not. How does a guy know squirting isn't piss and you don't?
To whoever wrote that: I feel really sorry for you.
I think it's hot when a guy cums my face, especially if he helps me clean it off, wht a sweetheart.
Bitch probably thought she was squirting but was really peeing! Stupid cunts these days.
A) it's not piss\nB) girls do like getting jizz facials\n\nYou just fail at finding us.
I can squirt. It's not pee. Believe me.
Correction. Girls do like jizz on their faces
I'm a girl and I love facials...but I get them from making a girl squirt... If its piss then it tastes delicious
Ok, the second part is so not true...
Agreed. The girl obviously had to go or had no clue what she was doing
10:22 and 8:09 - Ive never met a girl that can squirt and I seriously want too! Actually considering I'm 16 and hooked up with 4 girls... There's still plenty of time :D
I genuinely hope this bitch doesn't procreate.
Is squirting rly piss??
Wat does that have to do with anything is that even relevant?
Squirting is definately not urine. That girl CLEARLY never listened to loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla!
Squirting is not urine
haw this chick got sprayed and left, best thing to do to a one night stand, aim for the eyes!
It's not piss, believe me iv tasted it, it's oderless and tasteless and most girls can do it, it's just the matter of knowing how to do it, your all differnt and some girls Like facials because of the moment and naughty nature of it ... I'm annoyed this text was put thru
I happen to love giving girls facials. Houdini being my favorite approach...The Houdini: When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
this bitch has no idea what shes talking about.
I actually think its really hot when guys jizz all over me.. and I've never been in a porn :)
i think she needs a little more experience.. and needs to stop being so intimidated by porn.. squirt is the greatest thing that a woman can do.. just saying.. and the facials.. well she is wrong there to.. either way.. u get the point..
I like cum on my face if I'm in the shower with him and he avoids my eyes...cause that really doesn't feel too hot...
this text couldn't be more false. i LOVE facials!