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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:45pm

    No you idiots, girls really can ejaculate. It's a clear liquid; it isn't just urine. Do some reading.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:34pm

    Females can ejaculate just like a man, even harder. Get a clue. I do it all the time, it is NOT urine. And some girls like cum on their face, its cool. I'm one of them, too.

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      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:38pm

      be my friend:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:45pm

    Squirting is not piss, its a female ejaculation. Listen to love line people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:11pm

    squirting is not piss. do yourself some research. An yeah, most girls don't like cum on their faces, ESPECIALLY if uninvited!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:46pm

    squirting ISNT piss. It's closer to vaginal lubrication. Learnnnnn somethin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:40pm

    I happen to like facials.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:30pm

    Thanks, but I prefer my guys not to jizz on my face. Fucking GROSS. I blame porn for turning out horny guys who think all chicks are whores and want to do money shots.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:16pm

    Wow i can't believe this girl really thinks that its urine, I mean i can understand not knowing exactly what it is but she is so certain that it is piss, I think that proves that she is uneducated.

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      Submitted by hardrvkllr on Nov 18, 11 at 11:16pm

      it's more like lack of sexual pleasure.. sigh..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:18pm

    Busting on a girl's face is awesome! Fortunately and thanks to the popularity of porn, the younger girls are much more open to catching a big load of jizz on their faces! I find girls in their 30's are much harder to convince than girls in their 20's. In fact, I've had some younger girls that just assume I'm going to splatter then with my cum and instinctively drop to their knees when I pull out in preparation for getting jizzed in the face.

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      Submitted by cfasse on Mar 5, 10 at 2:02am

      That's awful. You should be registered in a database as a tool-bag.

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      Submitted by bryceclark87 on Mar 20, 11 at 4:12am

      You sir, are a god.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:00am

    Not wanting jizz all over your face does not mean you think cum is gross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:53pm

    Why respect women? Bitch, make me a sandwich! (warning: if you can't detect sarcasm - step away from the keyboard)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:12pm

    squirting is not piss, not all girls can do it. If you're pissing - you're doing it WRONG

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:00pm

    @ 12:56: what if she's asking for it? Then its just the polite thing to do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    a good lay consists of weird positions are degrading activities. ass spanking, hair pulling, finger nail scratches, and dirty talking are also usually involved.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:26pm

    Way to be wrong on both subjects.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:18pm

    Maybe this girl pisses when she's getting laid and assumes it's like that for everyone

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:39am

    Why the fuck would a guy want to cum on a girl's face instead of in her mouth? Surely the mouth feels better than your own hand?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:44pm

    I know plenty of girls who love to receive facials. And 1:40, I don't know know the girls you're hanging out with, but they sound like some stupid bimbos. Find yourself classier people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:39pm

    Ive been with squirters before and it is definitely not piss

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:45pm

    I LOVE facials and I just happen to be able to squirt... so it really sux for you. You should really open yourself up... you'll be more sexually satisfied rather than pissy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:36am

    i love sex and i'm not a prude at all but i'm not down to getting a facial. i think its degrading and it'll ruin my make up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:52pm

    Squirting is NOT PEE! Look it up its a mixture of bodily fluids maybe a part urine but mainly hormones it's female ejaculation. I do it all the time, I can't help it and can pee a lot right after.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:48pm

    Check female ejaculation on wikipedia, its true, its not really piss!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    Yep, 3:03 (the OP) is a dumb ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:49pm

    I appreciate the girls that like Facials call me!!! And ones that don't if you think we like going shopping and chick flicks and rubbing your feet or listening to what so and so said to your or about anything! This is our revenge we don't care if u like it it's for us just like slapping ur check with a hard cock andand fucking your face it just makes us feel good after dealing with your bs we love u but hate you and only need a few mins of your time! Try and do the same ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:03pm

    my girlfriend asks me to cum on her face.. maybe I'm just lucky :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:01pm

    WHAT? my girls love when i bust on their faces. in fact, one preferred it. its just the right thing to do... and women piss out of their pee hole. they squirt from their pussy. i would expect a female to know this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:17pm

    welll first of all.. squirting is NOT piss... maybe you've never experienced it..and just seen it in porn...but im sure any girls that do squirt realize that its not piss.. and .. im sure the guys can tell the difference between the scent of urine..and the scent of pussy juice. and as a girl.. I LOVE when a guy busts his load on my face..so..instead of speaking for all females..and saying that, maybe you should get your facts straight!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:58pm

    It is physically IMPOSSIBLE for a female to piss during sex. Look it up...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:48pm

    It's not piss. And hella chicks like that outside of porn, including me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:43pm

    IT IS SO NOT PISS...if it is then I piss myself almost everytime I have sex. just cause you can't squirt doesn't mean other girls can't either.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:06pm

    Women do cum and it's not piss. I've experienced it several times myself. Piss has a distinctive odor to it and women's cum does not. It's easy enough to tell the difference. I was really shocked the first time a girl came like in porn because, at that time, I too thought it was just a porn/movie trick. It's true that in porn, girls put water inside themselves. (I've seen it in outtakes - they were using a turkey baster)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:57pm

    She obviously doesn't even know about her own body, and clearly doesn't speak for all other women either. Read some more Savage Love with Dan Savage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:15pm

    Dude, my girl was drunk and she wanted it one her face and she closed her eyes and I plugged her left nostral and cumed in the other one, she wasn't too happy to say the least

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:46pm

    1:40- Incorrect, unless you're jizzing on 12 year olds. And anyway, any self-respecting woman would slap the shit out of you if you said something like that. Very clever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:51pm

    i bust on my girls face weekly...at least 305

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    Submitted by amandre13 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:28pm

    I can squirt across the room when my orgasms are that strong! It's amazing and it's def. Not piss... My bf can feel the pressure build up when were fucking! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:03pm

    @ 2:21, I know by fact that I am not a boring lay, and I don't do anal... Every guy I've fucked, has came harder with me than any other girl.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:35am

    I'm a squirtergirl - its NOT piss...ew. Taste it next time and see you moron.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:45pm

    In porn, it's sometimes piss. But usually it's female ejaculate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:18pm

    Not gonna lie, I didn't read any of the posts above, but no, it's not piss, and I think it's funny that guys can dish it out but they can't take it. Pun intended.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:53- The correct term is "sammich", darling. :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:02pm

    ughh i think its soo unclassy to have a guy cum in your face...btw female ejaculation happens to all girls so guys chill out lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:31am

    poor girl. I hate seeing females adament that it's piss or fake somehow, because thier bf is obviously doing something wrong.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:39pm

    2:21 The Urine Valve, I didn't realize that our plumbing was made from Steel?!?! And this is not true if you keep going after you cum, you will piss all over the place!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:43pm

    Squirting is a form of female ejaculation. It is in no way the same thing as pee. You're an idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:59pm

    squirting is not piss, your chick just happened to piss during sex. lucky you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:30pm

    There's nothing wrong with the money shot! I love giving women the money shot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:28pm

    Also if a guy ever aimed for my eye I would rip his dick off with my hand. And no assholes jus because I like cum in my mouth and on my stomach doesn't mean I want it on my face. And jus because I don't like anal doesn't make me. Boring.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:13pm

    I get head in the strangest places 2 at the same time, call it (Changing Faces) I tell a bitch "we ain't trading places" Now stand back and catch my amazing graces

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:23am

    Greater boston area :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:26pm

    Squirting does exist ... it's not just anyone who can do it. And btw, it's freaking amazing. I should know ...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:04pm

    I'd honestly prefer it on my face then in me. I'm on birth control but it's so much messier and too risky. So I'd totally take a money shot, and I'm not in porn.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:59am

    I love it when guys do it!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:41pm

    False, very very very false.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:18pm

    3:03 all girls think they are amazing in bed...not true. also a guy will lie to you without a second thought that you're good in bed even if you're horrendous just to make you happy so they can fuck you again.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:09pm

    It's not piss u dumbasses. I squirt. I've tasted it. Believe me, it's not pee. it doesn't smell like pee. And I love facials. I love sex. Some girls (like the dumb bitch who txtd this) seems to not enjoy it. so stop having it. damn.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:17am

    Squirting DOES contain traces of urine, but it's not ALL urine. But that's REAL squirting. Porn tends to be girls just peeing for show. However, on the other note, I actually DO like a guy to cum on my face. :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:30pm

    And one last thing how many FUCKING PPL DOES IT TAKE TO REPEAT THAT SQUIRTING ISN'T PISS??? It's been posted 5000000 times SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:03pm

    actually no...I squirt...it's not piss!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    The OP was referring to MALE squirting in porns.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    Women can ejacuate and some women enjoy facials. Don't judge everyone for what you can't do or enjoy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:05pm

    i disagree i like when my boyfriend jizzes on my face ^_^

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:37pm

    idk, when i squirt it does kinda smell like pee a little

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:11pm

    It is not piss. you're retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:53pm

    women can ejaculate enough where it's squirting... poor stupid people!! you just have no clue!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    rather have it on my face then have it fertilizing an egg. ;) haha and no-females can ejaculate idiot...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:26pm

    Not for girls. Either way it shouldn't be pee. And i love when my guy cums on my face.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:57pm

    Actually 2:01pm august 7th...women squirt from their urethra not their pussy...its from glands that are underneath the bladder...try watching Seamore Butts Female ejaculation dvd...it's porn but its educational

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:16pm

    why is it that all the naysayers of facials accuse those of us who enjoy them of being whores? seriously. others preferences in bed don't make them "whores." you don't like it? ask the guy politely not to do so. as for me...I'll be the one begging him to. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:27pm

    If you're not into facials, my guess is you suck at sucking dick. If you're not willing to get a load on your face, you probably think cum is "gross" and therefore wouldnt be excited about giving head and the aftermath and therefore SUCK at it. Girl...watch more porn. It's good for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:53pm

    LOL poor thing. but its actually disgusting to jizz on a girl's face, imo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:37pm

    I don't think being good in bed equals being into everything under the sun. In fact, if one is a good lay, none of the weird positions and possibly degrading activities are even asked for.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:54pm

    Wow, wrong on both counts. zero. point. zero.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:42pm

    @ 12:41: Yeah, I'm a one man type of person ;)

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    Submitted by optimusprimerib on Jul 29, 10 at 10:39pm

    With all the info out there I'm shocked there are still non believers about female cum. IT'S CUM! Lol and is delicious!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:05am

    biology fail. squirting is not piss. if it smells like piss, it wasn't squirting, it was peeing. two entirely different bodily functions and sources.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:41pm

    5:30 put that obnoxious smile away. You're making all sixteen year olds look as immature and inexperienced as yourself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:01pm

    This bitch is seriously stupid

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:16pm

    no, squirting is not piss, it is basically lubricant. tasty too ;-) lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:56pm

    Right! That stuff does not belong on the face! It is just plain disrespectful!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:52pm

    Nope. Squirting isn't ENTIRELY made of piss, but it can have some in it. If it were straight urine, I wouldn't take it by the mouthful and enjoy being soaked head to toe. If you hit the pisser before getting down to it, it's good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:09am

    you have never been more wrong in your life and i have a feeling your wrong a lot. female ejaculation is not piss and i love a good facial.

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    Submitted by Xtasty on Apr 22, 12 at 4:34pm

    I would hate his cum on my face. But I love to swallow. \nAnd the new (and very inexperienced) guy I'm seeing didn't know squirting existed... Until I did it for him yesterday. He is still convinced I peed on his bed.

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      Submitted by Xtasty on Apr 22, 12 at 4:35pm

      But seriously, how can a college freshman not know what squirting is

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:02pm

    2:58 you're wrong also, there is something called coital incontinence.

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    Submitted by geekygirlaj on Mar 8, 10 at 5:00pm

    wrong on BOTH counts!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    Bitch sounds like a boring lay. Bet you don't like anal either.

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    Submitted by PrincessNancy on Dec 16, 10 at 8:10pm

    Bitch probably thought she was squirting but was really peeing! Stupid cunts these days.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    i love facials and i squirt and it is NOT PISS. LEARN SOMETHING ASSHOLES!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:36pm

    Squirting is NOT piss. Read a book.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:30pm

    10:22 and 8:09 - Ive never met a girl that can squirt and I seriously want too! Actually considering I'm 16 and hooked up with 4 girls... There's still plenty of time :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:51pm

    4:05 Thats up to you to decide if she's a good lay or not. Unless you let me get said chicks number and I can tell you my opinion.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:25pm

    Just because we don't want ur jizz on our face doesn't mean we all need you to go shopping with us and listen to our drama an shit. U couldnt pay me to see a chick flick. So if u think were all the same. Ur dead wrong.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:39pm

    Not piss. Facials are grrrrreat!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:35am

    I think you should learn your own anatomy befor you can delegate whether you catch one in the face or not. How does a guy know squirting isn't piss and you don't?

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    Submitted by Fadedmemories91 on Jan 21, 10 at 4:05pm

    well it all comes out of the same place. Some chicks can't have them for whatever reason and might believe its really piss if they watched pornos or whatever.

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    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:19pm

    A) it's not piss\nB) girls do like getting jizz facials\n\nYou just fail at finding us.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:23pm

    you've never been in love have you? ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:28pm

    It's not pee. It's a pretty much unidentified clear, mostly odorless liquid secreted from the Skiens glands. Not all girls can do it, it's very dependent on their anatomy. But when they can do it it's FUCKING GREAT. Like sex adn Slip-N-Slide all in one.

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    Submitted by cuddlefuddle on Jun 16, 10 at 3:33am

    Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:08pm

    1:27 is a dumbass I happen to be fucking awesome at giving head I SWALLOW it but doesn't mean I want it on my face and not in my mouth!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:27pm

    To the one who said they don't ejaculate that much, that's also not true. I could probably fill a glass. It tends to be staged in porn, though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:53am

    Correction. Girls do like jizz on their faces

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:20pm

    @ 1:18 LOL a fantastic analysis!!

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    Submitted by aussiedig on May 11, 12 at 9:31pm

    Prude. Learn to shag properly

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:33am

    I think that's kinky and I like it from my boyfriend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:39pm

    about the "female ejac = piss" thing... yes, it does exist. HOWEVER, in porn, when you see a woman squirt like a fountain it's not her ejaculating, she's pissing. women don't ejaculate THAT much. so the "squirting" the original text is talking about is in porn, which is in fact piss.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:54pm

    we don't care if you "like" facials STFU and take it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 12:30pm

    Agree with 5:00pm - wrong on both counts. Can attest to both happening many times. This girl's just a prude.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:41am

    theres no place in ur body to store that amount of liquid that girls normally squirt.. its piss ppl, when u use a vibrator and ur close to cumminf it feels good to piss.. ppl just say its not to feed mens fantasies

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:10am

    It's definately cum not piss. Haven't met a girl who wanted in the face but has like settled for it. Honestly I think swallowing is hotter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:14pm

    i luvvvvvvvvvvvvv it when a guy cums on my pretty face

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:32pm

    @2:58PM It's not "IMPOSSIBLE" for a woman to pee during sex. It can happen because the penis may hit the bladder of the female, cause her to pee a little.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:22pm

    I can squirt. It's not pee. Believe me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:04pm

    All girls love facials. It's good for the skin. And good for the throat.

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    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 10:37pm

    semen is good for the pores...just remember that ladies

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:16pm

    To whoever wrote that: I feel really sorry for you.

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    Submitted by countryxgirlx on Mar 26, 13 at 2:58pm

    im sorry but its not always piss. if a girl can actually squirt it comes from the vagina hole where ur dick is. and when they squirt it will push your dick out. if theyre peeing it comes out of the hole above your dick and when they come it will not push your dick out. you should be able to feel the girl squirt if your fucking her

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:29pm

    These comments give me a boner

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:43pm

    this bitch has no idea what shes talking about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:13pm

    Taste it, savour it Vanilla Ice Cream, she say "ooh, my favorite"

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    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 6:44am

    They actually studied the composition of female ejaculation. You can go ahead and look into the studies, and they pretty conclusively show that it's not urine.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:09am

    Squirting is not urine

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    Submitted by haleycomet on Jun 5, 11 at 6:00am

    I genuinely hope this bitch doesn't procreate.

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:46pm

    I think it's hot when a guy cums my face, especially if he helps me clean it off, wht a sweetheart.

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:33pm

    Wat does that have to do with anything is that even relevant?

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    Submitted by mizzcharmz on Sep 1, 12 at 5:11pm

    I'm a girl and I love facials...but I get them from making a girl squirt... If its piss then it tastes delicious

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    Submitted by Kharnifex999 on Feb 9, 11 at 1:45am

    N-N-N-N-NEGRO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:26pm

    Squirting is definately not urine. That girl CLEARLY never listened to loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla!

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:41am

    Agreed. The girl obviously had to go or had no clue what she was doing

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    Submitted by starlitfires on Oct 17, 11 at 10:26am

    Ok, the second part is so not true...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:40am

    It's not piss, believe me iv tasted it, it's oderless and tasteless and most girls can do it, it's just the matter of knowing how to do it, your all differnt and some girls Like facials because of the moment and naughty nature of it ... I'm annoyed this text was put thru

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:48pm

    I actually think its really hot when guys jizz all over me.. and I've never been in a porn :)

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    Submitted by hardrvkllr on Nov 18, 11 at 11:19pm

    i think she needs a little more experience.. and needs to stop being so intimidated by porn.. squirt is the greatest thing that a woman can do.. just saying.. and the facials.. well she is wrong there to.. either way.. u get the point..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    I like cum on my face if I'm in the shower with him and he avoids my eyes...cause that really doesn't feel too hot...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:44pm

    Is squirting rly piss??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:07am

    this text couldn't be more false. i LOVE facials!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:06pm

    I happen to love giving girls facials. Houdini being my favorite approach...The Houdini: When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:58pm

    haw this chick got sprayed and left, best thing to do to a one night stand, aim for the eyes!