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  • Epic win, my friend you are a true wingman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Not even there and making it happen. Best. Wingman. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:49pm
    • Agreed. Best wingman ever. Wish all friends were like this.

      Submitted by jvclark2 on Aug 18, 10 at 12:28am
  • whoever sent this is a bloody genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Wingman of the century?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • are all the american apparel models he-shes? the "ryan" girl has a manbody...and is named ryan. and wears man shorts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:21pm
  • naw dude thats ur "best friend" moving in on your chick. First cum? he wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:17am
  • you know even if it didnt work on the girl the dudes going to see that message later and know hes got good friends who are just trying to help him out. i would have done it for one of my friends. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:03am
  • Somebody give this guy the wingman of the year award

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:50pm
  • thats fucking teamwork!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:28am
  • ahh this is the best post ever. haha helluva wingman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Omg my mate did this for me nf my gf got so horny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:28pm
  • BEST WINGMAN EVER! If I were that girl, I'd get his buddy a shot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:49pm
  • sweet. very well done. i bet the guy recieving the text cracked up when he read it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:18pm
  • freaking hilarious. what and awesome friend and a truly epic WIN. thank you 816 for this fucking awesome post. where ever you are out there, I wish you were my wingman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Why cant all my friends be that intelligent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:03pm
  • errrrrrmmm...98% sure this girl is me....

    Submitted by alexandranicole on Feb 18, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Of course this is from Missouri ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:21pm
  • That is the greatest wingman in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:01pm
  • I swear I know this guy And I love him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Lmao he must be his bff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:46pm
  • probably one of the funniest posts I've seen on this site. this guy is hysterical and I wish he could wingman me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Wingmen unite. Haha we know how to watch out for our friends for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:24pm
  • IT'S CALLED A CLIT YOU MORONS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:24pm
  • i know several dudes that would do this. not creepy at all. just good lookin out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:01pm
  • wow, i wish i had a friend like that guy. his friend definitely has the best friend ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:18pm
  • How considerate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:06am
  • Good bud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:05pm
  • how are there any implications? if it's in his pocket and she's grinding on his thigh, i'm pretty sure it'd be easy to feel... best wingman ever award goes to 816.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:58pm
  • freaking awesome. your friend owes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Best friend ever! I wish I could be that friend. Or that girl. Either way would make me feel good inside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:17pm
  • One of the more truly epic wins i've witnessed on this site. The wingman's lucky friend needs to buy his buddy a hooker in gratitude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:48pm
  • best idea ever!

    Submitted by Selphie950 on Apr 19, 10 at 9:46pm
  • lol @ 7:17. you cleversss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:51pm
  • That is the work of a true best friend.

    Submitted by ohheyitsclay on Nov 15, 10 at 1:52am
  • 3:17, words of someone who's had this happen before.... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Fucking good buddy there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:19am
  • Whoever did this is the best man ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:01am
  • I fucking love you man!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:44am
  • this so happened last night with my bf. it was his mom. we ignored her. best night ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:48pm
  • You sir are the best wing man any one could have!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I'd just like to say this has happened to me before and you sir are a great great friend... The girl really appreciates it too

    Submitted by kinky2 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:22am
  • Now that's a fuckin friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Please make friends with my boyfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:52pm
  • You should get an award. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:19am
  • epic fuckin win. and 8:23 well said... u da man hahah tell dat bitch off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:20am
  • wow...this guy is awesome..I wish i was grinding up on his friends..that would be soo funny..just think about it..haha.,,i want to head out to a club right now and see if this happens!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:13pm
  • i want a guy with friends like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:27pm
  • If it does, UR DOIN IT WRONG.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Thats my area code. Starting to wonder if i no u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:49pm
  • 5:38 and other similar posts- Nobody cares that you have taken your highschool health class. We all know the difference, but nobody says "Vulva." Sometimes vag is just easier to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 12:55 i dont think you now what grinding up on someone means. his leg isnt in her vagina dumb ass, shes rubbin her pussy on his upper thigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:20pm
  • agreed, plus if you had the phone in your front pocket it would have to be that far up. I put my phone in the front pocket at the club, it's harder to lose it that way and the last thing you want to lose is your phone when you're out. good wingman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Haha, that totally happened to me the other day while I was with my boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:37pm
  • By far the best wingman ever

    Submitted by danceonyoface on Jun 12, 11 at 4:09am
  • I need more friends like you.

    Submitted by 386mobber63 on May 18, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Haha people are looking way to far into this. I'd say best wingman ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:48pm
  • some of you people must have sand in your vaginas it's just supposed to be funny...rock on KC help your buddy get a little!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:40pm
  • does that count as a threesome?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:11am
  • "What is this wondrous vibrating sensation i am feeling in my vagina???"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:54am
  • good man and well put 6:26 and thanks for the anatomy help to those who are mad he said vagina instead of clit or...vulva? haha wtf is wrong with u 5:38... god i hope ur not a guy bc if u are im sure ur some dumbass that no one likes and doesnt get ANY girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:23pm
  • best shit ive ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:12am
  • My words exactly 9 22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Good man, I need more friends like u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:51am
  • Good bro

    Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 28, 11 at 11:42am
  • I need to shake your hand, good sir.

    Submitted by bananahammok on Jun 2, 10 at 12:14pm
  • This guy...brings a tear to my eye...

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 6:03am
  • That'd be pretty impressive if his phone were INSIDE her vagina. Vulva is external. Clit would also be acceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hey lets all copy each other and use the word wingman. agreed, funny dude with clearly no chick of his own, wingman? i say no, unless he's delivering wings to my door. yum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Thats a very good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:39pm
  • mm chicken wings. lemon pepper. drooling now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Really good wingman? Or really fucking creepy that you're paying that much attention to them...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Thanks to this post, I have had this happen to me 17 times. My friends are extreme opportunists and have excellent memories

    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 11:05pm
  • ahahah 8:23 tells it like it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:28am
  • alas, i think the OP is one of those men who don't know the difference between the vag and the clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:09pm
  • It seems like I'm on a "Made of WIN!" site and not TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:35am
  • 12:37 seems to be the only other one here who reailzes the implications of the text... IF A GUY HAS HIS LEG THAT FAR UP INTO A GIRL'S VAGINA THAT SHE CAN FEEL HIS PHONE RING, SHE IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO FUCK. just sayin. she'd have to be tasting shoe leather.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:55pm
  • ...i feel like this sounds more like a jealous female friend or ex, not a wingman...

    Submitted by seriousgeorge on Feb 17, 11 at 9:48pm
  • Totally agreed. Best wingman EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Bro moment

    Submitted by kndolick on Sep 23, 11 at 10:21pm
  • hhaha. that's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Best wingman ever!

    Submitted by Crazyzach24 on Jul 25, 11 at 1:29am
  • Not gonna lie, I did this and it worked. Her face said it all hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:29am
  • Thanks for the anatomy lesson 5:38...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 12:55, beggars cant be chooser -12:40

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:05pm
  • i wonder if this was about me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:47pm
  • pour this man a shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34pm
  • so this is what guys do for each other...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:34pm
  • hahah, he probably thought he needed some help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:37am
  • ULTIMATE WIN. i'm hiring my bf a friend like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:31pm
  • damn i want friends like that lol

    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Dec 7, 11 at 8:26pm
  • XD! Lol you are funny

    Submitted by Jhanier on Jun 7, 14 at 2:37pm