Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
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Epic win, my friend you are a true wingman.
Not even there and making it happen.
Best. Wingman. Ever.
Agreed. Best wingman ever. Wish all friends were like this.
whoever sent this is a bloody genius
Wingman of the century?
are all the american apparel models he-shes? the "ryan" girl has a manbody...and is named ryan. and wears man shorts.
naw dude thats ur "best friend" moving in on your chick. First cum? he wins
you know even if it didnt work on the girl the dudes going to see that message later and know hes got good friends who are just trying to help him out. i would have done it for one of my friends. =]
Somebody give this guy the wingman of the year award
thats fucking teamwork!
ahh this is the best post ever. haha helluva wingman.
Omg my mate did this for me nf my gf got so horny!
BEST WINGMAN EVER! If I were that girl, I'd get his buddy a shot!
sweet. very well done. i bet the guy recieving the text cracked up when he read it lol
freaking hilarious. what and awesome friend and a truly epic WIN. thank you 816 for this fucking awesome post. where ever you are out there, I wish you were my wingman
Why cant all my friends be that intelligent!!
errrrrrmmm...98% sure this girl is me....
Of course this is from Missouri ;)
That is the greatest wingman in the world
I swear I know this guy
And I love him
Lmao he must be his bff
probably one of the funniest posts I've seen on this site. this guy is hysterical and I wish he could wingman me
Wingmen unite. Haha we know how to watch out for our friends for sure.
IT'S CALLED A CLIT YOU MORONS
i know several dudes that would do this. not creepy at all. just good lookin out.
wow, i wish i had a friend like that guy. his friend definitely has the best friend ever
how are there any implications? if it's in his pocket and she's grinding on his thigh, i'm pretty sure it'd be easy to feel...
best wingman ever award goes to 816.
your friend owes you.
Best friend ever! I wish I could be that friend. Or that girl. Either way would make me feel good inside.
One of the more truly epic wins i've witnessed on this site.
The wingman's lucky friend needs to buy his buddy a hooker in gratitude.
best idea ever!
lol @ 7:17.
That is the work of a true best friend.
3:17, words of someone who's had this happen before.... haha
Fucking good buddy there...
Whoever did this is the best man ever.
I fucking love you man!!
this so happened last night with my bf. it was his mom. we ignored her. best night ever
You sir are the best wing man any one could have!
I'd just like to say this has happened to me before and you sir are a great great friend... The girl really appreciates it too
Now that's a fuckin friend.
Please make friends with my boyfriend!
You should get an award. :D
epic fuckin win.
and 8:23 well said... u da man hahah tell dat bitch off
wow...this guy is awesome..I wish i was grinding up on his friends..that would be soo funny..just think about it..haha.,,i want to head out to a club right now and see if this happens!
i want a guy with friends like this.
If it does, UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Thats my area code. Starting to wonder if i no u
5:38 and other similar posts-
Nobody cares that you have taken your highschool health class. We all know the difference, but nobody says "Vulva." Sometimes vag is just easier to say
12:55 i dont think you now what grinding up on someone means. his leg isnt in her vagina dumb ass, shes rubbin her pussy on his upper thigh
agreed, plus if you had the phone in your front pocket it would have to be that far up. I put my phone in the front pocket at the club, it's harder to lose it that way and the last thing you want to lose is your phone when you're out. good wingman!
Haha, that totally happened to me the other day while I was with my boyfriend.
By far the best wingman ever
I need more friends like you.
Haha people are looking way to far into this. I'd say best wingman ever.
some of you people must have sand in your vaginas
it's just supposed to be funny...rock on KC help your buddy get a little!
does that count as a threesome?
"What is this wondrous vibrating sensation i am feeling in my vagina???"
and well put 6:26
and thanks for the anatomy help to those who are mad he said vagina instead of clit or...vulva? haha wtf is wrong with u 5:38... god i hope ur not a guy bc if u are im sure ur some dumbass that no one likes and doesnt get ANY girls.
best shit ive ever read.
My words exactly 9 22
Good man, I need more friends like u!
I need to shake your hand, good sir.
This guy...brings a tear to my eye...
That'd be pretty impressive if his phone were INSIDE her vagina. Vulva is external. Clit would also be acceptable.
hey lets all copy each other and use the word wingman. agreed, funny dude with clearly no chick of his own, wingman? i say no, unless he's delivering wings to my door.
Thats a very good idea
mm chicken wings. lemon pepper. drooling now!
Really good wingman? Or really fucking creepy that you're paying that much attention to them...?
Thanks to this post, I have had this happen to me 17 times. My friends are extreme opportunists and have excellent memories
ahahah 8:23 tells it like it is
alas, i think the OP is one of those men who don't know the difference between the vag and the clit.
It seems like I'm on a "Made of WIN!" site and not TFLN.
12:37 seems to be the only other one here who reailzes the implications of the text...
IF A GUY HAS HIS LEG THAT FAR UP INTO A GIRL'S VAGINA THAT SHE CAN FEEL HIS PHONE RING, SHE IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO FUCK.
just sayin. she'd have to be tasting shoe leather.
...i feel like this sounds more like a jealous female friend or ex, not a wingman...
Totally agreed. Best wingman EVER.
hhaha. that's hilarious.
Best wingman ever!
Not gonna lie, I did this and it worked. Her face said it all hahaha
Thanks for the anatomy lesson 5:38...
12:55, beggars cant be chooser
i wonder if this was about me...
pour this man a shot
so this is what guys do for each other...
hahah, he probably thought he needed some help.
i'm hiring my bf a friend like that.
damn i want friends like that lol
XD! Lol you are funny