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  • @im_twelve. \n\nI'm twelve and I don't get this. \n\nI did it for the lulz

    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Somebody fuck me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:54am
  • As a certified appraiser, please call me to determine your mouths' value.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 20, 10 at 6:03pm
  • @Rosamondmoonpie thank you for your words. Some people are willing to kill any firsty people and anyone who comments on firsty. I just don't get the anger it insights on here? Doesn't it just make you thirsty? Lmao anonymooses.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 3:22am
  • Wow these tfln suck so bad people have to make there own little reputatios jokes to stay entertained. all of them SUCK you are all trying to get your own and they all suck. The firstys the pretzels the wtfwjd guy the backwards man all of you suck at least soviet guy made me laugh the first time I read it.

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Human shit Lloyd!!!!

    Submitted by gonegetit on Jul 21, 10 at 1:57am
  • Sdrawkcab em gnikam era slezterp esehT

    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Anonymous it's difficult to hold an intelligent debate with someone who lacks basic common sense. The voice of the people? Who made you the voice of TFLN? Stoopid.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:23am
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 5:36pm
  • You fight then you make up on here no kissin\nThat's just nasty.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:09am
  • Barack?

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 20, 10 at 8:45pm
  • There was a vote. It was everyone in the world except u and ur two awkward friends uve clung to since high school. Oh and ur mom said she really does want you out of her basement. Come on man, ur 34 yrs old!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:51am
  • You get a kick from trying to appear more superior than you are. How droll of you. I don't hate people based on what they do on an iPhone app. I am Muslim therefore I won't argue with your ignorance any longer. J/K bring it on.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 8:26am
  • STFU NON ENGLISH SPEAKING DBAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Is Firsty a girl or boy?

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 20, 10 at 10:34pm
  • U don't make ppl laugh. U make ppl want to be Amish just to get away from the internet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Now THAT'S a compliment. Young male Jedi's should learn how to compliment the bobbing young female Jedi's...er...well I see her as female anyways...

    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 12:44am
  • He sounds like a smart guy to me, very few girls really know what's up

    Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Well obviously you have some serious skills. :D

    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:03pm
  • See what uve done???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:00am
  • Ok how old are you firsty be honest you gotta be like 12

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:40pm
  • Ur interested in anon ppl if they're guys huh? Glory hole for u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 12:55am
  • I'll take advantage of that insurance

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 2:03am
  • Yeah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:06am
  • Grown ups are stupid I act better than most everybody herr

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:06am
  • Anonymous 1:57 WTF has Muslims got to do with anything about TFLN? You are a bigger douchetard than I thought.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:15am
  • LLOYD!!!!!

    Submitted by MP9090 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Rumpspringa

    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:05am
  • And if the majority had to hand over their stuff just because a few tools wanna stir up shit we'd all b run by Muslims. In short, no one wants firsty gayboys on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:57am
  • Michelle???? You are first lady now. What you and Barack do in private is top secret!!!!! Damn

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Ok firsty I give you some props for being the firsty of firstys but man so many followers tryin to find there own niche

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:33pm
  • In some cases persecution is a good thing. We're gonna keep throwing electronic rocks at u firsty gayboys until u dwindle away into a bad memory. Like smallpox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:55am
  • I had to correct my word 'insight' to the proper meaning word. The correct word is 'incite'. The grammarnazis would notice.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 4:07am
  • Fristy is not a word you are all so lame give up already get a life

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:02am
  • Hey, I'm just the voice of the ppl, and they want u out like ur mom wants u out of her basement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:18am
  • Where is your comment about the actual text at dirtycabbage? Hush now the grown ups are acting like kids.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:22am
  • Anonymous WTF is your problem? This is the last place left on the Internet? You have no other place to be an ass? Your goal in life is to take over TFLN because you hate the firstys? Wowbag! Your issues run deeper than the firstys.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:10am
  • Anonymous people on here if it's so horrible why do you constantly torture yourselves and others by being here? The Amish don't want you and just because the Internet exists doesn't mean you have to use it. Damn finoke.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:16am
  • The comments are firsty funny. It takes skills to be entertaining and danthedick still can't spell. Don't be hating cause you're lame and can't make people laugh.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:07pm
  • HEY danthemon... My "just like in the bible " texts sucked too ! Damn I had all sorts of people pissed... But the firstys are turning out to be fun, we have a beer dingo.. AND a bud dingo.. Plenty of room for everyones texts.... fun stays haters fade and pretzels make me FIRSTY!!! And its all better than the idiot that told everyone to die in a fire..

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Anon 1:57 why do you think you speak for all .. on a site anyone w 99 cents and the internet can access.. Since firsty has out lasted many other threads people must be interested . Firstyland does not instigate hate, we often incorporateOthers threads to help them continue , your anger betrays you. The fact that you bother to be upset by fun harmless firsty/ pretzel texts on a public site is sad . The fact that you react with anger is stupid. .. Just like in the bible..... ;0) yup Im back.

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14am
  • So very lame

    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 20, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Oh it's not an attempt at superiority, it's the real thing. Anyone able to base their posts on more than a gimmick is ur better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:12am
  • Who says it's anger? U get kicks from acting like downies and other ppl get kicks from letting u know ur acting like downies. And don't deny u hate Muslims too. Even Muslims hate muslims

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 7:56am
  • Sup I'm brohammad ali. I went 10 rounds of beerpong with my boy bro frazier

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 20, 10 at 5:52pm
  • Ok so I don't reali care what u guys do but when there is not one single coment about the actual text it us getting pretty sad!! It seems to me that u guys are having fun calling each other names and so forth but could you please continue on a different site thanx

    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55am
  • These pretzels are making Firsty forwards!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Lmao....

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:10am
  • If the three ppl in ur grp r the sum of ur appeal then u r a failure. Failure will not b new to u however. Refer to ur bedwetting and inability to maintain erections for examples of this problematic apprenticeship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 8:09pm