He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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@im_twelve. \n\nI'm twelve and I don't get this. \n\nI did it for the lulz
As a certified appraiser, please call me to determine your mouths' value.
Somebody fuck me!
come on over!
Surprise! Anon is a guy!
@Rosamondmoonpie thank you for your words. Some people are willing to kill any firsty people and anyone who comments on firsty. I just don't get the anger it insights on here? Doesn't it just make you thirsty? Lmao anonymooses.
Human shit Lloyd!!!!
Wow these tfln suck so bad people have to make there own little reputatios jokes to stay entertained. all of them SUCK you are all trying to get your own and they all suck. The firstys the pretzels the wtfwjd guy the backwards man all of you suck at least soviet guy made me laugh the first time I read it.
Firsty wants to be your frieeeend :)
That's what jesus would do
Dude, have you heard of punctuation?
You fight then you make up on here no kissin\nThat's just nasty.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
You get a kick from trying to appear more superior than you are. How droll of you. I don't hate people based on what they do on an iPhone app. I am Muslim therefore I won't argue with your ignorance any longer. J/K bring it on.
Sdrawkcab em gnikam era slezterp esehT
There was a vote. It was everyone in the world except u and ur two awkward friends uve clung to since high school. Oh and ur mom said she really does want you out of her basement. Come on man, ur 34 yrs old!
Anonymous it's difficult to hold an intelligent debate with someone who lacks basic common sense. The voice of the people? Who made you the voice of TFLN? Stoopid.
He sounds like a smart guy to me, very few girls really know what's up
Is Firsty a girl or boy?
What do you think?
U don't make ppl laugh. U make ppl want to be Amish just to get away from the internet
Well obviously you have some serious skills. :D
Now THAT'S a compliment. Young male Jedi's should learn how to compliment the bobbing young female Jedi's...er...well I see her as female anyways...
See what uve done???
Ur interested in anon ppl if they're guys huh? Glory hole for u?
I'll take advantage of that insurance
Ok firsty I give you some props for being the firsty of firstys but man so many followers tryin to find there own niche
STFU NON ENGLISH SPEAKING DBAG
Calm the First down!
Grown ups are stupid I act better than most everybody herr
Ok how old are you firsty be honest you gotta be like 12
Firsty is 19 years old.
you remind me of dobby
Anonymous 1:57 WTF has Muslims got to do with anything about TFLN? You are a bigger douchetard than I thought.
I had to correct my word 'insight' to the proper meaning word. The correct word is 'incite'. The grammarnazis would notice.
And if the majority had to hand over their stuff just because a few tools wanna stir up shit we'd all b run by Muslims. In short, no one wants firsty gayboys on this site.
how's the sex with your sister going?
Fristy is not a word you are all so lame give up already get a life
Michelle???? You are first lady now. What you and Barack do in private is top secret!!!!! Damn
In some cases persecution is a good thing. We're gonna keep throwing electronic rocks at u firsty gayboys until u dwindle away into a bad memory. Like smallpox
Anonymous WTF is your problem? This is the last place left on the Internet? You have no other place to be an ass? Your goal in life is to take over TFLN because you hate the firstys? Wowbag! Your issues run deeper than the firstys.
Where is your comment about the actual text at dirtycabbage? Hush now the grown ups are acting like kids.
Anonymous people on here if it's so horrible why do you constantly torture yourselves and others by being here? The Amish don't want you and just because the Internet exists doesn't mean you have to use it. Damn finoke.
Hey, I'm just the voice of the ppl, and they want u out like ur mom wants u out of her basement
The comments are firsty funny. It takes skills to be entertaining and danthedick still can't spell. Don't be hating cause you're lame and can't make people laugh.
So very lame
are you in college titans?
Oh it's not an attempt at superiority, it's the real thing. Anyone able to base their posts on more than a gimmick is ur better.
HEY danthemon... My "just like in the bible " texts sucked too ! Damn I had all sorts of people pissed... But the firstys are turning out to be fun, we have a beer dingo.. AND a bud dingo.. Plenty of room for everyones texts.... fun stays haters fade and pretzels make me FIRSTY!!! And its all better than the idiot that told everyone to die in a fire..
Anon 1:57 why do you think you speak for all .. on a site anyone w 99 cents and the internet can access.. Since firsty has out lasted many other threads people must be interested . Firstyland does not instigate hate, we often incorporateOthers threads to help them continue , your anger betrays you. The fact that you bother to be upset by fun harmless firsty/ pretzel texts on a public site is sad . The fact that you react with anger is stupid. .. Just like in the bible..... ;0) yup Im back.
Sup I'm brohammad ali. I went 10 rounds of beerpong with my boy bro frazier
These pretzels are making Firsty forwards!
Who says it's anger? U get kicks from acting like downies and other ppl get kicks from letting u know ur acting like downies. And don't deny u hate Muslims too. Even Muslims hate muslims
Ok so I don't reali care what u guys do but when there is not one single coment about the actual text it us getting pretty sad!! It seems to me that u guys are having fun calling each other names and so forth but could you please continue on a different site thanx
If the three ppl in ur grp r the sum of ur appeal then u r a failure. Failure will not b new to u however. Refer to ur bedwetting and inability to maintain erections for examples of this problematic apprenticeship