Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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Find your own man! If he liked you, you wouldn't be the bit on the side.
Think about it.
One day, your man is going to cheat on you, hope you look back on this and realise.
Wow...lots of bitter vindictive people who've been cheated on here. IF it wouldn't have been this whore, it would've been anther one. The douchebag she was going to fuck is just as bad, if not worse than, her.
1:26 WHOA wtf I live in WA thats a fuckin joke that we're the worst how bout you look at STD rates in LA, Vegas, and FL!!!!!!!!! People just need to learn to keep their fucking dicks in the pants and their actual pants on! and cheaters can suck it!
1:03, i agree with you, it's what i've been saying all along!!! there is always a REASON why someone cheats, it doesn't make it the person's FAULT but they should look at the reason so that they can sort out stuff later. to the guy who said all 4 of his girlfriends cheated on him, he has to look at WHY all of them did, no way they're all bitches!
10:11- you're making quite a deal out of pointing out how MUCH they cheated on these other women......what makes you so quick to think they aren't cheating on you? i'd be willing to bet they've pondered how they could get away with it, even if they haven't actually done it.
12:49 woah calm down buddy...theres is absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping around
3:28 eat a knife. i never let "my man" just kick back like you claim i do. his schedule is busier than mine is. i go to school 2 days a week, he goes 5. i don't work 'till night, he goes to work right after classes. he does is fair share. i'm saying i do the majority of it. kthanks.
i hope the fucking was worth it when you're rotting alone in hell.
oh wait, glitter? yeah, that classes it up.
Way to make Portland look classy.
leave the glitter to giggles please.
7:31 I have cheated on all of my girlfriends. Never with any reason, just because I like to fuck other bitches
2:09, i've never been cheated on, but my boyfriend was cheated on by his ex... he doesn't talk to her because of it, but he has also accepted his part in WHY she did it and isn't making the same mistake with me
find your own man.
you're a lame, desperate, whore bitch
or she can do whatever the fuck she wants? let's be real.. it's not that fucking serious.
whoreeeeeeee. I hope the husband slams the door in her skanky face.
i might think this is fake. im not sure. BUT.....that doesnt matter because I am sooooo bored with dignity/shame texts. you smell of shame blah blah blah. i left my dignity somewhere blah blah blah.
Glitter? I thought that went out of style years ago except for the tween vampire lovers.
Karma is an evil bitch, hope it bites you on your skanky whore ass.
1:03, i think the most important point is that cheating shouldn't be the way they cope with the problem. sure, there IS some sort of problem. but if you have any sort of spine at all, you should be able to approach the other person about whatever's going wrong, and not cheat.
um. where does it say that he's married?
yes, let's blame the wife. you people need therapy.
homewrecking doesn't always mean that the person's married.
haha i don't know what is funnier the text message or people's reponses
gliterrs the shit yo
Seriously, what's with all the texters who proudly boast that they lost/have no dignity? No wonder our country is in a shithole.
He's the one who's married... HE could have said no.
Why is 100% of the blame being put on her?
Ohhh here you fuckers go judging every little part of the text!!!
Lets take just a moment to appreciate the fact THATS ITS FUCKING FUNNY!!!
wow some of you people are so fucking stupid. obviously if someone is going to cheat there is some type of problem in the relationship. try and deny that fact. just because you think you are perfect and you didn't do anything to deserve being cheated on doesn't mean its true. maybe you're an asshole to your partner, thy don't like certain things you do, or they are just having an issue with themselves. either way there is a problem. does it make it right for them to cheat? no
I'm guessing this is fake. Usually such huge whores don't have witty/clever things to say.
seriously - the name calling takes you all back to high school - grow the fuck up. this is suppose to be reading for entertainment - not for character evaluation.
I'm pretty sure you can only get your text submitted anymore if it mentions "dignity" of some sort, some crazy sentence ending in "I love (Enter name of state/town), or "walk of shame." ugh...
if the guy is married hes the one who shouldnt let it happen!
The only thing better than that was this:
BMW in her driveway-check
DKNY bras hot as hell-check
Tight as seven jeans-check
Fuck me pumps-check
She's out of town-check
Fucking in her house-check
Having her ask what he did last night- check
His answer, fucking all night long, what do you think?- check
LOL... gotcha tt
i'll punish that vagina...sounds moist
I see... so if, hypothetically, a boyfriend cheats on his girlfriend, then it's the girlfriend's fault 100%, because she obviously wasn't doing something, or was doing too much of something, and it forced her boyfriend to cheat. I get it now. Cheaters are 100% blame free! Because they were FORCED to do it! I bet you're also the kind of people who think that it's the girl's fault for getting raped or beaten, too. Obviously she did something to deserve it!
12:10, i know they could easily get away with it, i've been in an "open" relationship where the guy DID hook up with someone else, but he told me, it wasn't cheating... with the others i know they didn't because i still have amicable relationships with all my exes and they would have told me, AND i'm from a very small-town kind of society where if something happens EVERYONE finds out.
10:07, i've been with some real assholes, with guys who cheated and cheated and cheated on previous girls, and yet for some reason they never cheated on me, in fact they became men who just wanted to stay in an watch a movie with me... must be a reason why they DON'T cheat.
4:19 - " I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch."
Homewrecking is messing with someone who is married.
I bet it's the professor that she's cheating with!
This is by far the funniest thing I've ever read. I like you guys........you are fucking hysterical.
whores. never cease to amaze me.
when you are cheated on which you obviously have not been, you can realize that it is not your fault or the relationship it is the guy. girls see girl friends as speed bumps and you have too pick the right guy too be with and maybe some day when someone hurts you in the way that getting cheated on hurts you can realize that. But to this girl she can do whatever the fuck she wants too because it honestly does not matter its her life and if that is how she wants to live it so be it.
You give girls such a bad rap- it's no wonder I dobtvtrust girls to just casually talk with my bf- bc of bitches like you who enjoy sleeping with someone else's man and ruining their relationship. Do you think the guy really gives a shit about you? If he did, he wouldve already broken up with his girl. Stop thinking you have the upperhand here- all you are is a horrible person who I'd intentionally hurting his girlfriend and who no guy cares enough to be with for more than a fuck. That's pathetic.
Girls like this make me want to have a sex change. Fuck.
haha i'd probably totally be friends with this girl
stop judging people. let the girl do what she wants. obviously, the wife and all of you who have been cheated on are doing something to not make the other person happy. and it's just as much the person in the relationships fault. they are the one cheating..not her! hello!
yeah it's like do whatever the fuck you want with all the single, available people you want. but don't mess with someone who is taken. and that goes for both genders.
12:56pm, it's not the sleeping around part, it's the fact she plans on obviously sleeping around with a married man, thus the 'homewrecking' allusion. That, there is definitely something wrong with.
1:13 they're still bitches even if they have a reason. cheating is a bitch move. cheater=bitch. if you're not a little bitch you have the balls to actually deal with a problem and not cheat.
1:29 - Classy women? That is an oxymoron.
Glitter?? what the hell...she is either 14 or stuck in 2001
ultimately, the person who is attached should be the one to put an end to it and make sure no cheating occurs. THAT BEING SAID, how does it make her any less of skank? just because the man behaves as a skank doesn't mean her name is cleared. so yes, he should say no, but she is still an underhanded bitch for going after someone with a gf/wife.
obviously you wouldn't know if your boyfriend's cheating on you.
he probably is.
i hope he is:)
wow what a nasty whore. i bet she is a walking STD...with a mutant pussy
2:50, i'm 2:26 and there's no pleasing you people on this website. it's either the person deserves it for not doing enough and now i deserve it for doing TOO much? seriously!?! i did the housework 'cause of our work schedules. he worked at 4 to midnight. i didn't work until 8pm-3am. therefore, i was home more and had more availability than he did.
so, tell me, 'cause i'm fucking DYING to know: what else have i done wrong? i want to know for the future.
this is why men rule the world... because woman are so quick to stab eachother in the back.
and that may be the case with you. all i'm saying is there's always that little bit of uncertainty. good for you if they didn't actually cheat on you, though. i just don't see how ANYONE could look at someone with a clear history as a cheater and think that he/she would be a wise choice for a boyfriend/girlfriend.
i hear ya, 7:24. shit's getting really old.
You slut are the reason I have no friends that are girls. You give classy women a bad name and next time one of your boyfriends cheats on you...consider karma. Whore.
7:31, there must have been some reason he cheated. i don't know the relationship, i can't tell, but EVERY single person i know who has cheated/has been cheated on there has been some sort of reason. doesn't make it your FAULT, but there was a reason.
glitter? who does she think she is, edward cullen?
agree with 1:55, people cheat when they have a reason, may not make it right, but it's a reason... plus, maybe the "dumb bitch" wife did some fucked up shit first
wait who's the dumb bitch again, glitterwhore?
2:13 hit the nail right on the head. i didn't even finish reading the rest of the discussion after i saw that. unnecessary.
glitter? yeah good luck with that.
fuck you, northwest chicks are classier than you know.
one whore makes the rule.
she doesn't break it.
3:16 i'm just saying some guys want to feel challenged.. with my boyfriend i cook for him when he's busy, i'll bring him food to school or work and do anything for him, BUT he knows he can't just lay back and do whatever he wants after, he'll help clean or reciprocate somehow. by doing everything for your man and letting him kick back you let him believe that he can get away with anything.
i think that's pretty low-down, 6:53. but i have to say thank you!....for proving the point that certain men just CHEAT. they don't always need a reason as some of these idiots seem to think.
you know, funny thing: this website isn't designed for people to judge others' characters. but that's what happens.
looking at it as a text from a friend to a friend, i laughed hard.
not judging her character, she sounds quite determined lol. and the response is even better(:
7:10 Hahahaha and the pumps are 9inch stripper platforms. This could very well be a prostitute
I'd usually put this as "Good Night", and a woman has a right to sleep with as many dudes as she wants, but as a guy who's been cheated on by all 4 girlfriends I've ever been with, this shit infuriates me.
Rot in hell bitch
Holy shit you guys. Get a sense of fucking humor and don't take everything personally. Why are you even on here if you can't get a kick out of all the offensive things people text about? Isn't that kind of the point of this site?
No, for some reason they just respect me enough not to cheat. Maybe because i respect myself and them and don't take shit
Where does it say that this guy is married?
Possibility.. said "dumb bitch" stole this chicks boyfriend and she now plans to fuck him to spite the girl. I'd say its rather possible.
hahaha 3:02 amen to that. (:
Handcuffs and duct tape? How many guys you got locked up at one time over there huh?
2:13, you sound like a wicked bitch. As for the OP, Whore.
Homewrecker doesn't always mean the guy is married - someone further up said that maybe the girlfriend/wife of this person stole the man in question off the OP. Considering that the OP refers to the girlfriend/wife as a dumb bitch suggests she's crossed her in some way. Anyway, the funny part of the text is the response, so why not talk about that?
thats the northwest for ya.. all the bitches are the dumbest sluts of them all. fuck the northwest.
Nicole K Ball HAHAHAH freakin homewrecker. She tore apart a family with 4 children. Know how she did it? she pretended to be BI-sexual. . . She is dirty, plus she has no morals and values!!!
People may say this is bad but really, IT'S HILARIOUS! Good luck;)
2:20, why do i sound like a wicked bitch? and 2:26, maybe you put out TOO MUCH in everything, housework and sex etc. in any case, it always takes 2 for a situation to occur
isn't he the one with the ring on his finger? but everyone is so quick to judge the girl in this situation. everyone always blames the girl but he was the one to say the vows, shes single. Let him make the right decision as for her, calling her a whore and slut is ineffective and slanderous. get over it. if its not your husband or boyfriend move on and if it is brake up, it wasn't gonna work anyways.
no NICOLE BALL.... nicole ball troutdale oregon, sandy oregon. Dirty nicole ball.
actually, some guys are just cheaters. and i've never been cheated on, so don't say that i'm one of those people who can't keep her man happy. have you interviewed every single person that's cheated? i don't think so, so don't act like the advice guru here.
(1)Nicole Ball from the Sandy or Troutdale Oregon area!
(2)A person who allows, or convinces, a man/woman to cheat on their significant other with them them, being the "homewrecker".
(3)A person who sleeps with/has a relationship with a married man/woman, even tho they know that person is married.
(4)A person who does one/both of the above, and feels no guilt or remorse whatsoever for their actions.
Has anyone looked up HOMEWRECKER???
glitter is nice. get a life
Edward cullen? Is that you?
"glitter"?! Are you in 5th grade or are you a stripper?
The only real problem with this text I have is the glitter. Seriously? Glitter??
Haha why is everyone mad at the slutty girl? The guy is the one who's doing the cheating.
Amy Winehouse?!...... fuck me pumps?!
I fucking love portland!