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  • 12:50, If I were a Med Teacher I would give you an A++ for that answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Call you? What's your number... 911?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:01am
  • Ugh....No tellin' what you might catch in an ambulance. You probably got scurvy or some shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:43pm
  • It was probably a necessary lifesaving procedure... Had to keep the heart rate up to keep them from going into shock or something (I'm not a med student, so don't criticize me for accuracy).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:50pm
    • Actually...Having sex activates your parasympathetic nervous system, decreasing your heart rate and blood pressure...which with a lower blood pressure would kill the patient faster...its why we give IVs to people who are bleeding out (hypovolemic Shock)!

      Submitted by baconator11791 on Oct 25, 11 at 4:03pm
  • woo WNY represent !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:10pm
  • gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:20am
  • Yes ...is great!!! Can ...does....will happen again!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm
  • If you know your ambulance is clean....its not a bad time!! There are all kinds of things you can do :) and the overhead bars make it interesting :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:14pm
  • It happens when your stuck in an ambulance for 12 hours with a smoking hottie of a partner.... And the ambulance is waaaaay cleaner then most peopled homes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Wow. I just love how you people throw around the word slut. Maybe u should know the definition before u use it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Lol try in a hummer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:25am
  • This really isn't too amazing... It's easy when your fuckning and EMT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:02pm
  • I'm a paramedic. We never screw patients: but partners, cops, firemen, nurses, doctors all know the back of the unit = fun times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:53pm
  • well then you dont work for the paid ambulances in the WNY area

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:51pm
  • this is a great site

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • tim tebow after the uk game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:18pm
  • I have 11 inches and I've fucked in your moms bed and left u a suprise under your pillows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:08am
  • This is fake and the douchebag at 9:49 is full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:49am
  • 8:08 Maybe slut is too strong if you've really only been with one guy. (doubt that's true though) Having sex in a ambulance is skank-ish behavior IMO. Unless you're just into voyourism. It's not for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Having sex in public/unorthodox places just makes it that much more fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:25pm
  • hahaha im from the 716!!! thats awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Done that. Emts ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:49am
  • 11:58 5/28 "gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned" So why haven't YOU cleaned YOUR ambulance? -an EMT

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:48am
  • 11:51 I never said i did? nor do i live in new york. There are ambulances in other areas as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:16am
  • buffalove <3 8:08...RMA or TCA????

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:17pm
  • That's disgusting, saniwipes only get so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:12am
  • Yeah, everyone listen to the slut from 6:36 and stop calling the other slut a slut. God I love sluts, it's not duragatory IMO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:33pm
  • I would never have sex in an ambulance. Yes we decon them on a daily basis but I just don't think it's good enough. Maybe it's from seeing some of the nasties we pick up regularly.

    Submitted by savinem on Feb 6, 11 at 12:38am
  • I once went to pick up my husband from his shift on the ambulance, dressed only in a trench coat. It's DARK in the back of a parked ambulance...heh...heh...heh... Lots of interesting things went on in those LaSalle ambulances back in the day. I love Buffalo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:43pm
  • LOL @ 12.50pm hahahahahahahah oh GOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Paramedic from Illinois here. DR, PARTNERS, NURSES, FLIGHT TEAM, prety much anybody but the patients are all good to go! Its a hell of alot of fun when you can get another person to drive you around while having sex in the back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:43am
  • Grossss!!! Ambulances carrie close-to-dead people, for the most part. Stupid slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:58am
  • God I miss Western NY!!!! 9:49 2: It absolutely CAN happen. If I can have sex someplace you need a topsecret security clearence to be, you can have sex in the back of an ambulance

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:58am
  • Makes me proud to be from b-lo

    Submitted by anachronic on Nov 13, 10 at 2:23pm
  • i work on one... having sex with a patient by the time you get to the hospital would be dammmmnnn near fuckin impossible, but if you meet up with someone with a cool partner that wouldnt mind.. ya, it could happen.. ya it has happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:46pm
  • @ 11:58: Since the "close-to-dead" thing creeps you out, go research necrophilia... People having sex in public/unorthodox places doesn't make them sluts..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:20pm
  • I'm a NYC paramedic, couldent tell you how many slow night became way more interesting by having sex in the back of my ambulance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16am
  • It will happen again but most ambulances don't get cleaned after a dead patient in the back. Imagine a stab victim in the heart with their aids/HIV blood spewed all over the place. Sometimes that doesn't get cleaned lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:49pm
  • (im also 12:46).. hi five 1250

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:00pm
  • ok first of all this person is my new hero. second if they carry sick and dying people don't they need to be cleaned so they don't get the sick people sicker or if some one bleeds so that its not dangerous. cause if it's so gross and dirty in the back of an ambulance i don't wanna even ride in one to a hospital

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:29pm
  • lmao. 716 isn't only buffalo, just so we all know :P but i love this post :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Come on. I'm still a rookie EMT and that was 2nd day on the job, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • this is why I love living in buffalo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Ambulances are clean. For the most part. I've had sex with my boyfriend in the back of his work ambulance on their downtime. It's fun. It's kinky. Stop being jealous and calling the girl a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:36pm
    • no, no they are not clean.. unless you straight bleach it all no.. found many a left over from nasty calls in them weeks later. and the stretcher cushions never get cleaned thoroughly. it's like a McDonald's booth you ride to the hospital in. Props for having sex though.

      Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:15pm
  • It's better in a fire truck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:10pm
  • If you want MRSA on the gonad area go ahead be my guest. Penecilin G won't touch that lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:32pm
  • WHAT A FUCKING PRO!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:34am
  • I'm so jealous. I want sex in the back of an ambulance!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:31pm
  • You didnt have sex in a patrol car, b.s. Douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:40pm
  • How am I a slut? I've only had sex with one person. What a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:08pm
  • You might be my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:53pm
  • if this is true... this person is my new HERO. that's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41pm
  • was is as a patient... while driving around?? now THAT would be good - seducing the EMT while being treated for a hospital-worthy ambulance ride..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:28am
  • You should do it with someone else driving c/ lights and sirens because then you're a member of the code 3 club! And yes there's alot of ambulance, station

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:00am
  • Code 3 club

    Submitted by ffemt225 on May 18, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Ambulance sex is hot, I love my EMTs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:21pm
  • haha my man... i've had sex with a nurse in a hospital... then after i got out took her back to my place to findout she was a screamer and she did a good job of keeping the screaming on the DL in the hospital

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:31am
  • 8:49 is a loser who's probably never been laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:21pm
  • i seriously know this person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49pm
    • thats most likely difficult to determine... seeing as how working in buffalo on an ambulance, i know for sure that they have alllll been fucked in. (stretcher, bench seat, captains chair all included :)

      Submitted by uhyeaaaok on Sep 21, 10 at 11:45pm
  • I have had sex in a patrol car but he wouldn't let me hit the sirens. :( Gotta love Houston Northeast Division! hmmm..thinking I need to meet a paramedic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i gave my partner head in the back of our ambulance... but never sex :( oh well... he still got me off a few times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:13pm
  • re: May 30, 2009 10:48AM Thank you! Another medic who actually cleans the shit out of the back of their truck! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:42pm
  • yeah baby, put on the siren

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:44am
  • Haha me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:40am
  • LOL awesome! Yes there is sex in EMS and yes it does happen in the back of ambulances;) More often than you probably realize!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:39am
  • that explains how i contracted AIDS...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:13am
  • I think I know this whore.. and sep 4, 09 353 is correct.

    Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:13pm
  • I love it!

    Submitted by ladi_kelz on Apr 6, 11 at 9:36pm
  • Best. Day. Ever. Spongebob would probably agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:35am
  • idk if this is a dude or not. but that could be one of the most baller things ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:12am
  • Sad and did-sterbing!\nSound it out tard

    Submitted by sombraro on May 13, 10 at 4:44am
  • Anyone who has worked on an ambulance has done that. Probably more than once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Putting a thermometer in your butt doesnt count as sex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:07am
  • Really your another one in the code three club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:35am
  • My hero!

    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:35am
  • so very possible.. and so much fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:01am
  • LMAO! I love Buffalo! Woot Woot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:49am
  • 9:17 I have noo idea what your trying to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Sad thing... I think I know this person. Ohhh how I love buffalo.

    Submitted by satin_chic on Aug 12, 10 at 5:24am
  • I'm an EMT in Alberta, if definatly can happen with your partner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:05am
  • As a former emt-b in Washington dc, props. stretcher, bench or captains chair?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:16am
  • i'm an EMT. and i think its quite possible to have sex in the back of an ambulance, with a patient, NEVER. with a fellow partner, maybe ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29am
  • omg i was just discussing this exact situation with my friend the other day!! win!!! would totally do an EMT!! Already dating a cop!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:33am
    • knew I'd find one worthy of it.. October 11, 09 1133a. WHORE. no.. FUCKING WHORE.

      Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:26pm
  • finally a good one from buffalo =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Hope those sheets were washed after use.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 1:25am
  • 8:49- Just because it's not for you doesn't make it skankish. How does being so judgmental make your life better? Perhaps this isn't the best site for someone like you. Clearly, you are far superior to the rest of the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:54pm
  • i would fuck you

    Submitted by TheSexDemon on Oct 17, 13 at 12:53pm
  • My area code. :D I'm so easily amused by this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:26am