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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:01am

    Call you? What's your number... 911?

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      Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 7:56pm

      i was about to write tht! beat me to it lol thts funny as hellll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:53pm

    I'm a paramedic. We never screw patients: but partners, cops, firemen, nurses, doctors all know the back of the unit = fun times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:00pm

    (im also 12:46).. hi five 1250

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:51pm

    Wow. I just love how you people throw around the word slut. Maybe u should know the definition before u use it.

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      Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:18pm

      Sexy Lady Usually Tainted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:50, If I were a Med Teacher I would give you an A++ for that answer.

  • Submitted by anachronic on Nov 13, 10 at 2:23pm

    Makes me proud to be from b-lo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:14pm

    If you know your ambulance is clean....its not a bad time!! There are all kinds of things you can do :) and the overhead bars make it interesting :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:25pm

    Having sex in public/unorthodox places just makes it that much more fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    It was probably a necessary lifesaving procedure... Had to keep the heart rate up to keep them from going into shock or something (I'm not a med student, so don't criticize me for accuracy).

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      Submitted by baconator11791 on Oct 25, 11 at 4:03pm

      Actually...Having sex activates your parasympathetic nervous system, decreasing your heart rate and blood pressure...which with a lower blood pressure would kill the patient faster...its why we give IVs to people who are bleeding out (hypovolemic Shock)!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    Yes ...is great!!! Can ...does....will happen again!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:33pm

    Yeah, everyone listen to the slut from 6:36 and stop calling the other slut a slut. God I love sluts, it's not duragatory IMO.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:20am

    gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    Ambulance sex is hot, I love my EMTs!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:10pm

    It's better in a fire truck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:46pm

    i work on one... having sex with a patient by the time you get to the hospital would be dammmmnnn near fuckin impossible, but if you meet up with someone with a cool partner that wouldnt mind.. ya, it could happen.. ya it has happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:08pm

    How am I a slut? I've only had sex with one person. What a moron.

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    Submitted by savinem on Feb 6, 11 at 12:38am

    I would never have sex in an ambulance. Yes we decon them on a daily basis but I just don't think it's good enough. Maybe it's from seeing some of the nasties we pick up regularly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:25am

    Lol try in a hummer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:10pm

    woo WNY represent !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:43pm

    Ugh....No tellin' what you might catch in an ambulance. You probably got scurvy or some shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:35am

    Best. Day. Ever. Spongebob would probably agree.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:36pm

    Ambulances are clean. For the most part. I've had sex with my boyfriend in the back of his work ambulance on their downtime. It's fun. It's kinky. Stop being jealous and calling the girl a slut.

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      Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:15pm

      no, no they are not clean.. unless you straight bleach it all no.. found many a left over from nasty calls in them weeks later. and the stretcher cushions never get cleaned thoroughly. it's like a McDonald's booth you ride to the hospital in. Props for having sex though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:49pm

    It will happen again but most ambulances don't get cleaned after a dead patient in the back. Imagine a stab victim in the heart with their aids/HIV blood spewed all over the place. Sometimes that doesn't get cleaned lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:13am

    that explains how i contracted AIDS...

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    Submitted by sombraro on May 13, 10 at 4:44am

    Sad and did-sterbing!\nSound it out tard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:12am

    idk if this is a dude or not. but that could be one of the most baller things ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:20pm

    @ 11:58: Since the "close-to-dead" thing creeps you out, go research necrophilia... People having sex in public/unorthodox places doesn't make them sluts..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:49am

    Done that. Emts ftw!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:32pm

    this is why I love living in buffalo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:48am

    11:58 5/28 "gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned" So why haven't YOU cleaned YOUR ambulance? -an EMT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    well then you dont work for the paid ambulances in the WNY area

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:47pm

    lmao. 716 isn't only buffalo, just so we all know :P but i love this post :]

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:17pm

    buffalove <3 8:08...RMA or TCA????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:08am

    I have 11 inches and I've fucked in your moms bed and left u a suprise under your pillows

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    Come on. I'm still a rookie EMT and that was 2nd day on the job, haha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16am

    I'm a NYC paramedic, couldent tell you how many slow night became way more interesting by having sex in the back of my ambulance.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:16am

    11:51 I never said i did? nor do i live in new york. There are ambulances in other areas as well.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:52pm

    LOL @ 12.50pm hahahahahahahah oh GOD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:40am

    Haha me too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:13pm

    i gave my partner head in the back of our ambulance... but never sex :( oh well... he still got me off a few times

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:40pm

    You didnt have sex in a patrol car, b.s. Douche

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:49am

    This is fake and the douchebag at 9:49 is full of shit

    • Submitted by kleee on Apr 7, 10 at 8:21pm

      That would be you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:00am

    You should do it with someone else driving c/ lights and sirens because then you're a member of the code 3 club! And yes there's alot of ambulance, station

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:32pm

    hahaha im from the 716!!! thats awesome!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:21pm

    8:49 is a loser who's probably never been laid

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:18pm

    tim tebow after the uk game

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:29pm

    ok first of all this person is my new hero. second if they carry sick and dying people don't they need to be cleaned so they don't get the sick people sicker or if some one bleeds so that its not dangerous. cause if it's so gross and dirty in the back of an ambulance i don't wanna even ride in one to a hospital

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    I'm so jealous. I want sex in the back of an ambulance!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:34am

    WHAT A FUCKING PRO!!!

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    Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:13pm

    I think I know this whore.. and sep 4, 09 353 is correct.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:09pm

    Anyone who has worked on an ambulance has done that. Probably more than once.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:44am

    yeah baby, put on the siren

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    this is a great site

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    Submitted by ffemt225 on May 18, 10 at 11:19pm

    Code 3 club

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:42pm

    re: May 30, 2009 10:48AM Thank you! Another medic who actually cleans the shit out of the back of their truck! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:53pm

    It happens when your stuck in an ambulance for 12 hours with a smoking hottie of a partner.... And the ambulance is waaaaay cleaner then most peopled homes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:12am

    That's disgusting, saniwipes only get so much

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 1:25am

    Hope those sheets were washed after use.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:28am

    was is as a patient... while driving around?? now THAT would be good - seducing the EMT while being treated for a hospital-worthy ambulance ride..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:49am

    LMAO! I love Buffalo! Woot Woot!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:58am

    Grossss!!! Ambulances carrie close-to-dead people, for the most part. Stupid slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:02pm

    This really isn't too amazing... It's easy when your fuckning and EMT!

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    Submitted by satin_chic on Aug 12, 10 at 5:24am

    Sad thing... I think I know this person. Ohhh how I love buffalo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:43am

    Paramedic from Illinois here. DR, PARTNERS, NURSES, FLIGHT TEAM, prety much anybody but the patients are all good to go! Its a hell of alot of fun when you can get another person to drive you around while having sex in the back!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:35am

    Really your another one in the code three club

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:49pm

    8:08 Maybe slut is too strong if you've really only been with one guy. (doubt that's true though) Having sex in a ambulance is skank-ish behavior IMO. Unless you're just into voyourism. It's not for me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49pm

    i seriously know this person

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      Submitted by uhyeaaaok on Sep 21, 10 at 11:45pm

      thats most likely difficult to determine... seeing as how working in buffalo on an ambulance, i know for sure that they have alllll been fucked in. (stretcher, bench seat, captains chair all included :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41pm

    if this is true... this person is my new HERO. that's hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:16am

    As a former emt-b in Washington dc, props. stretcher, bench or captains chair?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:01am

    so very possible.. and so much fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:31am

    haha my man... i've had sex with a nurse in a hospital... then after i got out took her back to my place to findout she was a screamer and she did a good job of keeping the screaming on the DL in the hospital

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:36pm

    I have had sex in a patrol car but he wouldn't let me hit the sirens. :( Gotta love Houston Northeast Division! hmmm..thinking I need to meet a paramedic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:05am

    I'm an EMT in Alberta, if definatly can happen with your partner

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    Submitted by ladi_kelz on Apr 6, 11 at 9:36pm

    I love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:43pm

    I once went to pick up my husband from his shift on the ambulance, dressed only in a trench coat. It's DARK in the back of a parked ambulance...heh...heh...heh... Lots of interesting things went on in those LaSalle ambulances back in the day. I love Buffalo.

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    Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:35am

    My hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:07am

    Putting a thermometer in your butt doesnt count as sex...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:39am

    LOL awesome! Yes there is sex in EMS and yes it does happen in the back of ambulances;) More often than you probably realize!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:32pm

    If you want MRSA on the gonad area go ahead be my guest. Penecilin G won't touch that lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:58am

    God I miss Western NY!!!! 9:49 2: It absolutely CAN happen. If I can have sex someplace you need a topsecret security clearence to be, you can have sex in the back of an ambulance

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:33pm

    9:17 I have noo idea what your trying to say.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:33am

    omg i was just discussing this exact situation with my friend the other day!! win!!! would totally do an EMT!! Already dating a cop!! lol

    • Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 2:26pm

      knew I'd find one worthy of it.. October 11, 09 1133a. WHORE. no.. FUCKING WHORE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    8:49- Just because it's not for you doesn't make it skankish. How does being so judgmental make your life better? Perhaps this isn't the best site for someone like you. Clearly, you are far superior to the rest of the world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:26am

    My area code. :D I'm so easily amused by this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29am

    i'm an EMT. and i think its quite possible to have sex in the back of an ambulance, with a patient, NEVER. with a fellow partner, maybe ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:40pm

    finally a good one from buffalo =]

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    Submitted by TheSexDemon on Oct 17, 13 at 12:53pm

    i would fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:53pm

    You might be my new hero