I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
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It was probably a necessary lifesaving procedure... Had to keep the heart rate up to keep them from going into shock or something (I'm not a med student, so don't criticize me for accuracy).
Actually...Having sex activates your parasympathetic nervous system, decreasing your heart rate and blood pressure...which with a lower blood pressure would kill the patient faster...its why we give IVs to people who are bleeding out (hypovolemic Shock)!
What's your number... 911?
i was about to write tht! beat me to it lol thts funny as hellll
12:50, If I were a Med Teacher I would give you an A++ for that answer.
woo WNY represent !!
Wow. I just love how you people throw around the word slut. Maybe u should know the definition before u use it.
Sexy Lady Usually Tainted.
Ugh....No tellin' what you might catch in an ambulance. You probably got scurvy or some shit.
good thing scurvy is due to lack of vitamin C.
gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned
Yes ...is great!!! Can ...does....will happen again!!!
If you know your ambulance is clean....its not a bad time!! There are all kinds of things you can do :) and the overhead bars make it interesting :)
I'm a paramedic. We never screw patients: but partners, cops, firemen, nurses, doctors all know the back of the unit = fun times.
I would never have sex in an ambulance. Yes we decon them on a daily basis but I just don't think it's good enough. Maybe it's from seeing some of the nasties we pick up regularly.
This is fake and the douchebag at 9:49 is full of shit
That would be you.
Having sex in public/unorthodox places just makes it that much more fun.
It happens when your stuck in an ambulance for 12 hours with a smoking hottie of a partner.... And the ambulance is waaaaay cleaner then most peopled homes
This really isn't too amazing... It's easy when your fuckning and EMT!
God I miss Western NY!!!!
9:49 2: It absolutely CAN happen. If I can have sex someplace you need a topsecret security clearence to be, you can have sex in the back of an ambulance
It's better in a fire truck
Lol try in a hummer
well then you dont work for the paid ambulances in the WNY area
11:58 5/28 "gross! I would never ever have sex in the back of my ambo you never know when the last time they were actually cleaned"
So why haven't YOU cleaned YOUR ambulance?
Done that. Emts ftw!
Grossss!!! Ambulances carrie close-to-dead people, for the most part. Stupid slut.
Maybe slut is too strong if you've really only been with one guy. (doubt that's true though) Having sex in a ambulance is skank-ish behavior IMO. Unless you're just into voyourism. It's not for me.
lmao. 716 isn't only buffalo, just so we all know :P
but i love this post :]
11:51 I never said i did? nor do i live in new york. There are ambulances in other areas as well.
Yeah, everyone listen to the slut from 6:36 and stop calling the other slut a slut.
God I love sluts, it's not duragatory IMO.
hahaha im from the 716!!! thats awesome!
Since the "close-to-dead" thing creeps you out, go research necrophilia...
People having sex in public/unorthodox places doesn't make them sluts..
i gave my partner head in the back of our ambulance... but never sex :( oh well... he still got me off a few times
That's disgusting, saniwipes only get so much
Makes me proud to be from b-lo
It will happen again but most ambulances don't get cleaned after a dead patient in the back. Imagine a stab victim in the heart with their aids/HIV blood spewed all over the place. Sometimes that doesn't get cleaned lol.
this is a great site
buffalove <3 8:08...RMA or TCA????
ok first of all this person is my new hero. second if they carry sick and dying people don't they need to be cleaned so they don't get the sick people sicker or if some one bleeds so that its not dangerous. cause if it's so gross and dirty in the back of an ambulance i don't wanna even ride in one to a hospital
Paramedic from Illinois here. DR, PARTNERS, NURSES, FLIGHT TEAM, prety much anybody but the patients are all good to go! Its a hell of alot of fun when you can get another person to drive you around while having sex in the back!
I have 11 inches and I've fucked in your moms bed and left u a suprise under your pillows
tim tebow after the uk game
Code 3 club
If you want MRSA on the gonad area go ahead be my guest. Penecilin G won't touch that lol.
Ambulances are clean. For the most part. I've had sex with my boyfriend in the back of his work ambulance on their downtime. It's fun. It's kinky. Stop being jealous and calling the girl a slut.
no, no they are not clean.. unless you straight bleach it all no.. found many a left over from nasty calls in them weeks later. and the stretcher cushions never get cleaned thoroughly. it's like a McDonald's booth you ride to the hospital in. Props for having sex though.
(im also 12:46).. hi five 1250
Come on. I'm still a rookie EMT and that was 2nd day on the job, haha.
I have had sex in a patrol car but he wouldn't let me hit the sirens. :( Gotta love Houston Northeast Division! hmmm..thinking I need to meet a paramedic.
i seriously know this person
thats most likely difficult to determine... seeing as how working in buffalo on an ambulance, i know for sure that they have alllll been fucked in. (stretcher, bench seat, captains chair all included :)
You might be my new hero
You didnt have sex in a patrol car, b.s. Douche
LOL @ 12.50pm
How am I a slut? I've only had sex with one person. What a moron.
8:49 is a loser who's probably never been laid
i work on one... having sex with a patient by the time you get to the hospital would be dammmmnnn near fuckin impossible, but if you meet up with someone with a cool partner that wouldnt mind.. ya, it could happen.. ya it has happened
You should do it with someone else driving c/ lights and sirens because then you're a member of the code 3 club! And yes there's alot of ambulance, station
haha my man... i've had sex with a nurse in a hospital... then after i got out took her back to my place to findout she was a screamer and she did a good job of keeping the screaming on the DL in the hospital
if this is true... this person is my new HERO.
WHAT A FUCKING PRO!!!
I'm so jealous. I want sex in the back of an ambulance!
yeah baby, put on the siren
this is why I love living in buffalo.
I'm a NYC paramedic, couldent tell you how many slow night became way more interesting by having sex in the back of my ambulance.
Ambulance sex is hot, I love my EMTs!
I think I know this whore.. and sep 4, 09 353 is correct.
I once went to pick up my husband from his shift on the ambulance, dressed only in a trench coat. It's DARK in the back of a parked ambulance...heh...heh...heh... Lots of interesting things went on in those LaSalle ambulances back in the day. I love Buffalo.
I love it!
Anyone who has worked on an ambulance has done that. Probably more than once.
LMAO! I love Buffalo! Woot Woot!
Sad and did-sterbing!\nSound it out tard
idk if this is a dude or not. but that could be one of the most baller things ever
was is as a patient... while driving around?? now THAT would be good - seducing the EMT while being treated for a hospital-worthy ambulance ride..
so very possible.. and so much fun
Best. Day. Ever.
Spongebob would probably agree.
re: May 30, 2009 10:48AM
Thank you! Another medic who actually cleans the shit out of the back of their truck! :)
Sad thing... I think I know this person. Ohhh how I love buffalo.
that explains how i contracted AIDS...
finally a good one from buffalo =]
Really your another one in the code three club
LOL awesome! Yes there is sex in EMS and yes it does happen in the back of ambulances;) More often than you probably realize!
omg i was just discussing this exact situation with my friend the other day!! win!!! would totally do an EMT!! Already dating a cop!! lol
knew I'd find one worthy of it.. October 11, 09 1133a. WHORE. no.. FUCKING WHORE.
Haha me too
As a former emt-b in Washington dc, props. stretcher, bench or captains chair?
8:49- Just because it's not for you doesn't make it skankish. How does being so judgmental make your life better? Perhaps this isn't the best site for someone like you. Clearly, you are far superior to the rest of the world.
Hope those sheets were washed after use.
i'm an EMT. and i think its quite possible to have sex in the back of an ambulance, with a patient, NEVER. with a fellow partner, maybe ;)
9:17 I have noo idea what your trying to say.
Putting a thermometer in your butt doesnt count as sex...
I'm an EMT in Alberta, if definatly can happen with your partner
i would fuck you
My area code. :D I'm so easily amused by this.