His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Either take charge and show him the way to O town, or quit your bitching!!!
seriously its a contact sport if your gunna dead fish it don't bitch when I handle my business and be on my way
"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...."
*done not down. damn phone autocorrect
Could have did some online Christmas shopping,
At least it lasted long enough to consider doing something else.
"Is it in yet?" "Pshht in? I'm already down!" lmao
She's probably a snow hoe
It may take two to tango but if your partner has 2 left feet, nothing good can happen.
Sounds like my ex
Just think of it as a business expense.