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  • Submitted by hwrecker on Dec 27, 11 at 3:44pm

    She's your mother, suck it up buttercup

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    Submitted by mazerati on Dec 27, 11 at 3:33pm

    Your mom?

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 27, 11 at 8:38pm

    If she let's you sleep with her friends or helps you get laid at the bar, this is the least you can do

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 27, 11 at 11:40pm

      damn I think you just described me and my best friend.. and ftr hot chicks make the best wingmen

      • 51 50
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 28, 11 at 3:55am

        Yes! I'm a guy and I had a lesbian BFF/wingwoman for a couple of years in my 20s. I miss her dammit.

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    Submitted by kevxster on Dec 27, 11 at 11:17pm

    Amen, brother

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 27, 11 at 4:54pm

    No ass, no gifts. Grow some and move on.

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    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 28, 11 at 2:55am

    3365

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 10:44am

      Number of times he jacks off per day.

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    Submitted by donnym4133 on Dec 27, 11 at 7:49pm

    Idiots..

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    Submitted by 1bzchika on Dec 27, 11 at 4:53pm

    What about exchanging 150 buck xmas gifts with the girl she IS sleeping with?