He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Does he call you 'Wilber'?
That's why you should always have sex with someone before you commit! You don't buy a car before test driving it first!!
You sure know a lot about how a horse sounds when he’s cumming...
You need to have a serious to talk with him. Tell him to cease and desist or else he's OUT faster than u can say Kentucky Derby!
That's a deal breaker.
next time it happens: start barking.
And all you had to do to find out was toss him a handy before you started dating
How do you know what a horse sounds like when he cums?
she says he whinnies like a horse *WHEN THE BOYFRIEND CUMS* most people know what a horse sounds like when they Winne and she said nothing about the horse cumming .
Is it werid tht my dog does this as well??
It's weird that you know that
Appropriate penalty for withholding booty when you first met
What did you expect the horse to sound like when he comes?
I don't even kno a good reply to that. That is fucked up and a really disturbing turn off.
It's weird that u know that. Lol to the comment above this one.
He sounds like a jackass...a horsey jackass. I find it strange that you didnt see the tool-esque signs beforehand.
that would make him a mule
I was going to say the same thing about the text drive! If you are thinking about buying it text drive first!!!!!