He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Does he call you 'Wilber'?
That's why you should always have sex with someone before you commit! You don't buy a car before test driving it first!!
You sure know a lot about how a horse sounds when he’s cumming...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
You need to have a serious to talk with him. Tell him to cease and desist or else he's OUT faster than u can say Kentucky Derby!
That's a deal breaker.
next time it happens: start barking.
And all you had to do to find out was toss him a handy before you started dating
How do you know what a horse sounds like when he cums?
she says he whinnies like a horse *WHEN THE BOYFRIEND CUMS* most people know what a horse sounds like when they Winne and she said nothing about the horse cumming .
Is it werid tht my dog does this as well??
It's weird that you know that
Appropriate penalty for withholding booty when you first met
Strange !
What did you expect the horse to sound like when he comes?
I don't even kno a good reply to that. That is fucked up and a really disturbing turn off.
It's weird that u know that. Lol to the comment above this one.
He sounds like a jackass...a horsey jackass. I find it strange that you didnt see the tool-esque signs beforehand.
that would make him a mule
I was going to say the same thing about the text drive! If you are thinking about buying it text drive first!!!!!
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