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  I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.

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  (281): I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely. http://tfl.nu/tovx
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  Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 7:03pm

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  OPRAH wat a hell of a night!

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  Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:43pm

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  Fatass..

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  Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:15pm

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  Cold fries and a melted milkshake? Welcome to Chubbyville.

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  Submitted by notoche on Jul 18, 10 at 2:33pm

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  Why give a fuck if your first?

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  Submitted by miles on Jul 19, 10 at 1:22pm

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  Get over it the firsty guys are trolls they want you to get mad

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  Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 2:39pm

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  Mmmm chocolate shake and pretzels.... The beauty of this site is .. You can be firsty or sixthy or whatever you can start or get followed .. The fun hangs on .. The haters melt away...

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 3:29pm

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    Spoken like a true Firsty!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49am

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  350lbs later.... Fat ass

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  Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18pm

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  Firsty pretzels!

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  Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:04pm

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  Miles of mud, you're not ignoring the firstys so use your own advice. Isn't it past your nap time?

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  Submitted by konnerm on Jul 18, 10 at 2:14pm

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  First

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  Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm

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  Best day? Think so ;)

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  Submitted by jakeb on Jul 19, 10 at 10:34am

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  Kinky.

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  Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 6:26pm

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  Firstyfollower you are a comedic gem. If you don't do stand up comedy in the real world, maybe you should.

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  Submitted by tishany on Jul 19, 10 at 7:46am

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  Mmmm, breakfast.... 

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  Submitted by kaseyalayne on Jul 18, 10 at 2:46pm

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  Like they'd even still be good to consume....fake

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