I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I need to re evaluate my decision making so shit like this happens to me. I just wake up wiv rashes and takeaways !
I'm not sure if it's a candidate, actually - it may just win outright.
Try waking up to a girl literally sucking on your dick.
Fuck you 2:34
9 out of 10
Greatest wake up is waking up getting head in the morning
I do this everytime I wake up at a guys house given it's usually to make my day better after how bad he was in bed the night before
It would have been the greatest wake-up ever if she had your dick in her mouth while she handed you the blunt.
The only way it could hace been the best wake up Ever is if you were getting dome while she gave you the blunt AND a sandwich. Everything is better with a sandwich.
at the very least you are a candidate if not the automatic winner. if you had sex with the girl the night before there is no contest.
He'll yeah. You got my vote
844 is a god
only thing that would make that better is if there was sex involved. and some cas after she she left and more weed. totally.
7:08 - hahahahahahhaahahahahah best reply ever (:
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This hickory smoked person under me needs a blunt in his hand
You wish this was true, but sadly you're probably just some fat sixteen-year-old kid in his parents' basement beating off to the idea of this happpening.
i envy you op
That is literally the sickest thing ever
Reppin the 410
To bad it was your mother asking you how you got into her stash.
Wow that never happens to me
in your dreamssss ! and mine <3
holy fuckin shit i know the op
Jealous as fuck.
That wud be a fuck and a ya. Fuck ya it's the best wake up ever!
i love that right now 420 people put it's a bad night. PLEASE don't vote down anymore hahaha if that stayed forever it would be awesome
What bout waking up to a girl sucking u. Can anyone to that
Only if she's hot
All I have to say is waffels and a blowjob
Yea I'm in the 410 area too.
Reppin the 410!
who would be dick enough to thumb this down?
Haha 2:38 got it right
Lame ass trend of ending texts with stupid rhetorical questions?
Actually, everything is better with a blunt.
Only if she's fat
I'd say yes!
I wAnt it
Definately the best wake up ever.
Couldnt ask for anything else
You've got my vote as well, the only thing better than enjoying a blunt with the buddies is enjoying a blunt with a fine ass topless lady
What dick head put a thumbs down ?
I'm in the 9:15 area... And I wake u up to nice hydro blunt... Mmmm Cush...?! Smoke much
no, but defiantly candidate for dumbest text ever...
Holy crap 20,000th thumbs up! And good morning sunshine
Yea that takes it better if she was handin you a tube to a vaporizer
Stupid fucking people
thats a sweet wake up bro. could be better with a blowjob and some bacon cookin somewhere in the house/apartment or whatever.
Yes, well played!
These are fucking fake
2:34 needs to get laid
It makes me so happy when i see txts like that from a fellow bmore nigga like myself 410 for life